Voriasus
CXentaros
"Look at that billboard."
(person #2)"Huh? I didn't hear anything."
Or this one
"What's your plan for college?"
"music for my major and miner because i need all the notes."
Or 'dis one I do hope no one takes offense of this
"Life is a STD"
They were kinda good weren't they?
sweatdrop my sig is funny... also
Save the trees
wipe your a** with an owl
Not meaning offense but i'm pretty sure no one would go looking for a owl near their toliet and if they were.... well i'm glad i don't have to worry about ppl who would keep owls in their bathrooms. By the way here's a song you might like:
"A B C D E F G,
gummi bears are after me,
a red one and a blue one to,
a yellow one just stole my shoe,
when i catch him i will sue,
then i will get back to you."