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 Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:29 pm
These are actual police officer quotes collected from numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations.
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
"Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."
"In God we trust, all others are suspects." blaugh
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:05 am
They sound a little bitter...but entertainning none the less!
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:15 am
you would be amazed what some officers might say or do. I know lots of stories, since I am a cop's kid. BTW my dad loves cop jokes... me and my sis always walk in his house and tell him we smell bacon.
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:40 am
I can't think of any at this time and I worked for a Police Dept for quite a while, but I love the quotes you have.
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:50 am
i odnt have any right now but i have heard some
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:50 am
Mine's more of a story.
I got pulled over a little while ago when I was having a bad day...
COP: Do you know how fast you were going?
Me: No, I don't.
COP: You were doing 85 in a 75.
Me: Doing 85 what?
COP: Excuse me?
Me: What did I do 85 times?
COP: No, you were doing 85 miles per hour in a 75 mile per hour zone.
Me: But how many times?
COP: What?
Me: You said I was doing 85 miles an hour. Well, how many times did I DO 85 miles an hour?
COP: Are you getting smart with me?
Me: I didn't even know you could DO miles. Kinda kinky I guess.
COP: You can't do miles, but you can do jail time if you don't keep quiet.
Me: Yes sir.
Moral of the story: Never try to correct a police officer's grammar. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:59 am
I Ceymore Ratz "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." I think that's my favorite one. Quote: "So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?" Thos two are also great... I should adapt them so I could use them myself. pirate
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:20 pm
DENVER - A Denver police sergeant is under investigation for reportedly telling a young woman he'd arrest her if she didn't remove a bumper sticker that had a profanity directed at President Bush.
Shasta Bates, 26, says Denver Police Sgt. Michael Karasek approached her in a Denver shopping mall Monday and said that a bumper sticker on her truck, which includes the F-word and the surname of our president, had to be removed. While the message may be offensive to some, it's not illegal.
"He said that I needed to remove my stickers before I left, and that if I didn't and I showed up here again, and he saw me, he was going to arrest me," said Bates.
"He said my First Amendment (right) wasn't covered under profanity displayed on my truck," said Bates.
But Denver's city attorney has said he's never heard of the law that the sergeant was reportedly enforcing. So far, the Denver Police Department is only confirming that an investigation is underway.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:16 pm
Dafthank Mine's more of a story. I got pulled over a little while ago when I was having a bad day... COP: Do you know how fast you were going? Me: No, I don't. COP: You were doing 85 in a 75. Me: Doing 85 what? COP: Excuse me? Me: What did I do 85 times? COP: No, you were doing 85 miles per hour in a 75 mile per hour zone. Me: But how many times? COP: What? Me: You said I was doing 85 miles an hour. Well, how many times did I DO 85 miles an hour? COP: Are you getting smart with me? Me: I didn't even know you could DO miles. Kinda kinky I guess. COP: You can't do miles, but you can do jail time if you don't keep quiet. Me: Yes sir. Moral of the story: Never try to correct a police officer's grammar. sweatdrop That's wonderful. *Laughs* xd
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