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Princess Aylanoke
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Sparkly Prophet

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:48 pm


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 12:41 pm


When you start to get into a panic because you relize that you haven't made any sales in the last two days.

When you fall asleep at night calculating the overall worth of all of your donation items and letters.

When while you are daydreaming in (insert boring class here) you see that a lot of the times you are thinking about making a killer buy or sale.

When you are contently hunting for good buys or sales and fill your day isn't complete without doing one.

When you start a journal or a logbook to see where your gold goes and how much you make overall.

Icysnowgirl
Vice Captain

Lonely Gaian

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Princess Aylanoke
Crew

Sparkly Prophet

7,250 Points
  • Money Never Sleeps 200
  • Tycoon 200
  • Wall Street 200
PostPosted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:22 pm


When you log on one day and wonder "Where the heck did all this come from?" (Almost like waking up next to a strange person!)

You do things (homework, stupid dares, etc.) in real life to get Gaia gold.

These things involve your face covered in pudding, mud, or both.

Your assignments are covered in doodles of your wishlist items.

You almost never turn in these assignments because they're covered in doodles of your wishlist items.

You have auctioned yourself off at least once.

You bid on yourself. (Buying impulse! I swear I thought it was someone else!!)
PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:54 pm


You know you're an exchange whore when:

your gold count is lower than your age.

you constantly shiver from horrible sights found in the Vend.

you feel the need to politely inform people in the exchange of overpriced items using subliminal messaging if possible.

you instruct fellow whores on what to charge (for items, you silly!) to get the best profit in the best time.


aaaaaaaaaand that's all I can think of. sweatdrop

Frankie (Tre Cool)


Princess Aylanoke
Crew

Sparkly Prophet

7,250 Points
  • Money Never Sleeps 200
  • Tycoon 200
  • Wall Street 200
PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:57 pm


You've forgotten to put on your pants again, but are too enthralled in watching those next few items that go off the vend in six minutes to put them on... I'll win this one, I know it!!!

AAA--CHOOO!!! *sniff* xp
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:43 am


You get on Gaia in the middle of the school day to check for a good buy or two....

>________________>;; what?

Icysnowgirl
Vice Captain

Lonely Gaian

10,100 Points
  • Timid 100
  • Invisibility 100
  • Peoplewatcher 100

Princess Aylanoke
Crew

Sparkly Prophet

7,250 Points
  • Money Never Sleeps 200
  • Tycoon 200
  • Wall Street 200
PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:06 am


I didn't say anything!

You have one weapon that you always use to smite/smack/poke n00bs and scammers with.

TROUT OF WISDOM AND STRENGTH!
PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:59 am


gonk You spend all of third period drawing and explaining to your new-to-Gaia friend the story of your avatar, every item you've ever worn, and the exact price of each. crying
I'M PATHETIC!

Princess Aylanoke
Crew

Sparkly Prophet

7,250 Points
  • Money Never Sleeps 200
  • Tycoon 200
  • Wall Street 200

Jedi_Junkie

PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:35 pm


Icysnowgirl

When you fall asleep at night calculating the overall worth of all of your donation items and letters.


.__.;;
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