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the toaster catastrophe

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:14 pm


guys should have reattatchable penises.

cause like you can steal their penises

and they'd come up to you and be like "okay ali, this isnt funny anymore, give me back my p***s"


yeah.


they should. surprised
PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:29 pm


They are reattachable.

John Bobbit, for example. surprised

Ye Olde Prostitute Bones


primaI

PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:58 am


But we'd lose them everywhere. Then we'd have to ask people "Have you seen my p***s?" Which would be terribly embarrasing. Or sexy.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:49 pm


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That would be awesome.
Yet gross at the same time.

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MissMoppy


the toaster catastrophe

PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:44 pm


Tommy the Cat
But we'd lose them everywhere. Then we'd have to ask people "Have you seen my p***s?" Which would be terribly embarrasing. Or sexy.


sexy.

definatley sexy.

plus it'd be fun playing p***s tag :]

-throws a p***s at you-

YOU'RE IT. scream
PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:05 pm


What about p***s "Hide and Seek"?

Or how about you line up a bunch of p***s', and guys have to pick out which is theirs out of a lineup.

OMGLAG


Crackerbox Palace

PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:13 pm


Have you seen this p***s? (picture of p***s below)

"Robbery today at East saint avenue. It appears the only things taken were $20 and a medium sized p***s. More details at eleven."
PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:41 am


My p***s IS detachable.


Anyway, now I have that King Missile song stuck in my head.

Spatterdash


the toaster catastrophe

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:09 am


Spatterdash
My p***s IS detachable.


Anyway, now I have that King Missile song stuck in my head.


king kong

coming to a theater near you x'D
PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:18 pm


OMGLAG
What about p***s "Hide and Seek"?

Or how about you line up a bunch of p***s', and guys have to pick out which is theirs out of a lineup.
But everyone would steal their african and genetally blessed friend's p***s'.

primaI


Crackerbox Palace

PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:34 pm


Tommy the Cat
OMGLAG
What about p***s "Hide and Seek"?

Or how about you line up a bunch of p***s', and guys have to pick out which is theirs out of a lineup.
But everyone would steal their african and genetally blessed friend's p***s'.


XD I think thats the point
PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:15 am


Crackerbox Palace
Tommy the Cat
OMGLAG
What about p***s "Hide and Seek"?

Or how about you line up a bunch of p***s', and guys have to pick out which is theirs out of a lineup.
But everyone would steal their african and genetally blessed friend's p***s'.


XD I think thats the point


Come on, you'd be able to tell the difference.
"Hey, Joe, that can't be your p***s, it's brown."
"Um, yeah, that's just Marmite..."

Spatterdash


Crackerbox Palace

PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:11 pm


Spatterdash
Crackerbox Palace
Tommy the Cat
OMGLAG
What about p***s "Hide and Seek"?

Or how about you line up a bunch of p***s', and guys have to pick out which is theirs out of a lineup.
But everyone would steal their african and genetally blessed friend's p***s'.


XD I think thats the point


Come on, you'd be able to tell the difference.
"Hey, Joe, that can't be your p***s, it's brown."
"Um, yeah, that's just Marmite..."


"I was trying to attract wild crumpets"

"Oh. A noble sport!"
PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:35 am


Crackerbox Palace
Spatterdash
Crackerbox Palace
Tommy the Cat
OMGLAG
What about p***s "Hide and Seek"?

Or how about you line up a bunch of p***s', and guys have to pick out which is theirs out of a lineup.
But everyone would steal their african and genetally blessed friend's p***s'.


XD I think thats the point


Come on, you'd be able to tell the difference.
"Hey, Joe, that can't be your p***s, it's brown."
"Um, yeah, that's just Marmite..."


"I was trying to attract wild crumpets"

"Oh. A noble sport!"


xd
Ah yes, many's the time that a bunch of strapping young lads venture out with Marmite-smeared crotches in search of the elusive crumpet. I can think of no finer way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

Spatterdash


The cameoguy

PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:38 am


Spatterdash
Crackerbox Palace
Spatterdash
Crackerbox Palace
Tommy the Cat
OMGLAG
What about p***s "Hide and Seek"?

Or how about you line up a bunch of p***s', and guys have to pick out which is theirs out of a lineup.
But everyone would steal their african and genetally blessed friend's p***s'.


XD I think thats the point


Come on, you'd be able to tell the difference.
"Hey, Joe, that can't be your p***s, it's brown."
"Um, yeah, that's just Marmite..."


"I was trying to attract wild crumpets"

"Oh. A noble sport!"


xd
Ah yes, many's the time that a bunch of strapping young lads venture out with Marmite-smeared crotches in search of the elusive crumpet. I can think of no finer way to spend a Sunday afternoon.


lads i seem to have captured a lightly toasted one help me reel it in
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