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Master of Your Thoughts Crew
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 Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:10 pm
At the front door, you find a man clothed in the tatters of a blue trenchcoat and hood, with a backpack and a black scarf. What little of his face you can see is pockmarked with scars and whethered from long exposure to the elements. His age might be anywhere between 28 to 70. He is busily setting up shop inside a small cave. Tommy Guns hang from a rack on the far wall, and in a small box to the left on a shelf, you see a cardboard box marked "Frag Grenades of various shapes; 3 for 20$!" A huge axe hangs from the ceiling, and various cartons of ammunition, fire arms, bladed weapons and clubs are scattered around the room, in boxes stacked in the back, or on half stocked shelves as the man hurries around, setting up shop.
He turns to you. "'Allo, Stranger," he says in a raspy, deep Cockney English voice. "What're ya buyin'?"
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:30 pm
"NO thanks BRO!"
* walks in and looks around.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:48 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:20 am
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Master of Your Thoughts Crew
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:37 pm
AYE! KEEP AWAY FROM THE MERCHENDISE, 'LESS YE BE BUYIN' 'R SELLIN'
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:57 pm
Great work so far TM but you need a front for your business. Something that appears nice on the outside but isn't what it appears.
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Master of Your Thoughts Crew
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:16 pm
Yeah, i've got a specific picture in mi-AHHH! OH MY GOD, GREENIE'S TURNED INTO AN EYEBALL!!! eek crying
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:53 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:54 pm
you look familiar.... weren't you on X-play? buying a muffin? eek
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:44 pm
...
Are five fingered discounts allowed here?
Or will I get shot?
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:12 pm
*steals all the tranq guns and tazers*
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:16 pm
*snaps fingers and morris is suddenly tied up to the shop wall* stare
i'm leaving you here. you cannot touch my crayons now. evil
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Master of Your Thoughts Crew
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:51 pm
*Levels own tranq gun at Tashi* Hey. Drop the stuff. You want me to keep restockin', then drop the darts. You pay, you play.
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:31 pm
...
I'll take that as a...
Yes.
-tackles case of bazookas-
MINE!
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:07 am
Have any battle-ready Land Maits in stock?  ....Like this? I'm looking for power armor, so?
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