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Anorexic Fatass

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:14 am


Dx
So I Saw Jackass Lastnight.
Uke. I'm Sitting There Right...And Everything Else
Has Made Me Go, "UKE! AH! NO! OHMYGOD!"
But This...This Was Pure...EVIL...FOR MY EYES.

So...The Horse Is About To Mate With The Other
Horse...But They Do A Quick Switchero.
They Use A FAKE Horse v****a Just In Time And
The Horse Ejactulates Into It.

...Is It Over? NO.
"HAY GUAYZ. LETS DRINK IT!"

I Thought I Didnt Have A Weak Stomach...
I Ended Up Running Out Of The Theater,
And Vomiting Into The Movie-Hall Trashcan Cause
I Couldnt Make It To The Restroom.
I Accually Went Back Into The Movie And Saw The Rest.

I Ran Out One More Time After That But Ended Up Not
Throwing Up...THANK GOD. Dx
It Was The Part Where Steve-O Wore A Mask Thing
And The Fat Dude Farts Into It...Not Too Nasty Until...
Steve-O Starts Throwing Up Like Crazy And It's Just
Dripping Out Of His Mask. Havent Ran Out Yet.
Wait...WAIITTT...IS THAT FAT DUDE TAKING A CRAP
INTO THE MASK?!! AHHH! I Run Out Once Again. xD

After That...All The REALLY HORRIBLE Parts Were Over.

I Hate You Jackass. Dx
PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:16 pm


I can't stand Jackass. It's pure idiocy for money. Stupid people just being idiots for a carreer...It sickens me.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:26 pm


MorpheusD.Duvall
I can't stand Jackass. It's pure idiocy for money. Stupid people just being idiots for a carreer...It sickens me.

Its pretty damn hilarious to me.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:56 pm


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MorpheusD.Duvall
I can't stand Jackass. It's pure idiocy for money. Stupid people just being idiots for a carreer...It sickens me.

Its pretty damn hilarious to me.

It would be to me as well, if I couldn't just watch the same thing at my school for free.


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Anorexic Fatass

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:03 pm


MorpheusD.Duvall
I can't stand Jackass. It's pure idiocy for money. Stupid people just being idiots for a carreer...It sickens me.


I Love It.
It Entertains Me...And Is Funny,
But The Movie, MY GOODNESS. Dx
PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:23 pm


MorpheusD.Duvall
Spook`
MorpheusD.Duvall
I can't stand Jackass. It's pure idiocy for money. Stupid people just being idiots for a carreer...It sickens me.

Its pretty damn hilarious to me.

It would be to me as well, if I couldn't just watch the same thing at my school for free.

Considering I go to a air force academy, I can't. sad

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:25 pm


Spook`
MorpheusD.Duvall
Spook`
MorpheusD.Duvall
I can't stand Jackass. It's pure idiocy for money. Stupid people just being idiots for a carreer...It sickens me.

Its pretty damn hilarious to me.

It would be to me as well, if I couldn't just watch the same thing at my school for free.

Considering I go to a air force academy, I can't. sad

Aww...
I guess Jackass is the only way to see that.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 7:48 am


I almost vomited reading about it. surprised

Ye Olde Prostitute Bones


Crackerbox Palace

PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 11:12 am


Christ.

My liddle sister wanted to see it and I told her it would be disgusting and there'd be nudity prolly.

Her: I DUN CARE.

I dont think ill tell her wot you told me cool
PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:33 pm


WHO INVITED CRABS LOL


"is this real hair?"

and they were all giggling. X'D

the toaster catastrophe


Anorexic Fatass

PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:33 am


the toaster catastrophe
WHO INVITED CRABS LOL


"is this real hair?"

and they were all giggling. X'D


XD
That Was Freakin' Aweeesommee.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:04 pm


Everyone is talking about how good that movie is X"D

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Ye Olde Prostitute Bones

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:31 pm


Is it true that Jackass got

two thumbs up

from those movie critic guys? surprised
PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:34 pm


Ye Olde Prostitute Bones
Is it true that Jackass got

two thumbs up

from those movie critic guys? surprised


XD I bet they were lying about that

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