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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 2:39 pm
gin slurped up the last of her coffee and politely cleaned her mouth with a napkin.
"Anna, be a dear and summon the pack mules for me. I feel as if there I will be gone for a long time, and I have many weapons I need to carry with me." PollieAnna glowered at gin. "Hey. I'm the admin and you're the mod. Summon your own mules." She walked off in a huff. gin folded up the napkin and placed it on the table. "So be it."
MYSTICAL MAGICAL TIME WARP TIME!!!
We join our heroine inside the small city of Durem, outside of the home of the Von Helson family. gin, along with her counterparts Jarader and Banza, stood gazing up and the vast building.
"You're not seriously thinking about asking them for money to fund our cause, are you?" Jarader asked. "Nope. Already got that covered.
*FLASHBACK*
"blends..? May I pweeeeeaaaassse have some money to buy some weapons of mass destruction?" *puppy dog eyes* "Oh all right..."
*END FLASHBACK*
"No, the reason why we're here is much more personal." gin took out a spray cans. "We are going to write 'Gambinos rule! Von Helsons drool!' multiple times all along this wall." Banza frowned. "Can't I write something more along the lines of '*censored* *censored* Von Helsons! You *censored* *censored* your *censored*!!!" "Yes. Yes that will work as well," she passed out the spray cans. "Shall we begin?"
YET ANOTHER MYSTICAL MAGICAL TIME WARP TIME!!!
"Gentleman, I present to you... The shop of Edmund. Wait outside, I will return shortly."
Her entourage nodded and gin entered the shop. She walked strait up to the counter and winked at Edmund. He gave her a small nod and lifted a medium sized package from behind the counter and gave it to her, in return for a small package she had pulled from out of her jacket. Then they just stood there, staring at each other, while that annoying dramatic music began to creep up again in the background. A smirk arose on both of their faces, in mutual respect for the others occupation. gin stepped out of the shop and rejoined her small group.
"Well then. I think that it's about that time that I told you two what this is all about... But first! A commercial break!"
***
"Duuurrr! I want gewld! Give me all ur gewld so I can by mor flam coths!"
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It's simple. Just spray on desired n00b, ("ARG! MY I'S MY I'S IT BURNS") and watch as the toxic acids melt the n00b away into a gelatinous pile of goo.
Order now and you can get a free sample of the patent pending soft drink craze that's hitting Gaia: Not Poison! (warning; may be highly toxic)
Operators are standing by!
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 2:39 pm
If you would like a part in this Tales of the Polling Alley, or your own chance to star in your own adventure, please right an essay of 250 words or less saying why you should be involved.
Tales of The Polling Alley is owned by gin, not to say that you can't write your own story about PA, you just can't use that particular title. so nyah.
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 2:41 pm
man i love that spishak.
ahhhhhhhhhhh
lol. biggrin
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 2:46 pm
what's that brown thing around your neck?
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 3:04 pm
gin If you would like a part in this Tales of the Polling Alley, or your own chance to star in your own adventure, please right an essay of 250 words or less saying why you should be involved.Tales of The Polling Alley is owned by gin, not to say that you can't write your own story about PA, you just can't use that particular title. so nyah. I'd like to be in a story... 1) I've been in this guild since it was started... I was on le original invite list that's on the last page of the history. eek 2) I am almost always on Gaia somewhere, lurking my life away. ninja 3) I requested to be put in, but no one else wrote me into their stories. sad 3nodding That's good enough.
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 6:24 pm
i would like 2 cans of n00b away please. 3nodding xd
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 6:27 pm
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 6:59 pm
does n00b away work in real life too?
If it does, i'll take 5 cases. ninja
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