Inuysha In a nut shell
Ok thats 2 everyone watching i think ill put new suff in every week so look forward 2 it ^_^
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(Have you ever wondered what would piss off Inuyasha? Now i have it!)
DON'T EVER...
1. Tell him kagome likes Koga better.(this gets him really mad...)
2. Kill Kagome.
3. Say you killed Kagome.
4. Lock him in a room with Shippo.
5. Lock him in a room with Sesshomaru.
6. Tie him up and send Kagome away with any male.(this causes much frustration...)
7. Ask him about Kagome and hot springs.(i think you know what I'm getting at...)
8. Take away his sword (not that way you PERV!!)
9. Tell him he is a Pervert like Miroku. ( i wonder why this would get him mad ^_~!!)
10. Tell him Kikyo fell in love with someone else.
11. Kill Kikyo AGAIN. (trust me i would love to...)
12. Hand him a dictionary and tell him he can't see Kagome again until he memorizes it. (thats mean!!)
13. Call him any combination of wimpy/girl names. (oooo...mean..)
14. Make him listen to Eminem (for some reason this is quite painfull {guess i can't listen to my music when he is around..})
15. Steal ALL of the Shikon Shards (try at your own risk...)
16. Steal the completed Jewel and use it for something stupid. (not only InuYasha will get mad this time but anyone/thing else after the jewel's power would...)
17. mention 'trust'.
18. Never show him Romantic/ pic that he is acting affectionate ........ to Kagome (he get very annoyed when we do that)
19.show him pics of Kikyo getting killed once more
20. start saying that he is in Love with Kagome.
21. read him kagome/(anyone else) fanfictions
22. tell him you 'own' him
23. say he's in love with you (especially if it's not true)
24. sing the 'teletubbies' song (oh wait, my bad, THAT works for EVERYONE)
25. mishear him intentionally (or un-intentionally) ex: Inuyasha: "shaddup!" Suki:"did you just say you love kagome?"
Ok my Btother Sesshoumaru’s told he this so dont try it ^^
The Great Sesshoumaru’s Guide to eliminating emotions!
Are you tired of all those unnecessary emotions? Does feeling like you have too many feelings interfer with your day and ability to feel happy, which you don't want to feel? Well then! Sesshoumaru-Sama has a remedy for you that will leave you not feeling relieved! Just follow some or all of the following steps and you will successfully rid yourself of those irritating facial expressions!
To boost your confidence in these emotion eliminating techniques, we have a living...er...kinda living example of a happy...um...I think happy...user of sesshoumaru's guide! ::approachs a certain miko with a microphone::
Kikyou: I remember the way I was before I used Sesshoumaru-Sama's guide to eliminating emotions. I think I smiled once. But after I tried some of Sesshoumaru-Sama's techniques, now when I feel my lips beginning to curl I simply refer back to the guide and the urge to express emotion disappears.
To make you even more sure of these techniques, Rei Ayanami writes...
Dear, Sesshoumaru-Sama,
I have read your guide to eliminating emotions. I once had a personality, but thanks to your helpful guide, it is now gone. I only wish to spread the word to others about this magnificent guide.
Also, humans are pathetic. Being a clone is much more fulfilling.
You see! So what are you doing reading the top half of this guide?! Try some of these techniques today!
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1. Constantly try to divide 7/9 by 57,987 in your head.
2. View an obscene amount of Disney movies in one day.
3. Play the board game “Guess Who” religiously.
4. Memorize the names and faces of the entire cast of Family Matters. Make flash cards!
5. Always have a song by Enya stuck in your head.
6. Strive to collect every issue of National Geographic ever published.
7. Produce or Direct a Hallmark movie.
8. Record at least 3 hours of “Face” from Nick Jr. then watch the tape in slow motion for 24 hours.
9. Take the time to pull out every blade of grass you see.
10. Isolation is boring. Surround yourself with microorganisms. Mingle!
11. Dedicate your time to inventing mammoth repellent.
12. Tattoo Oprah Winfrey in a provocative pose on your arm. Look at it a while. (results may vary)
13. Go everywhere with your swivel chair. Refuse to answer any questions.
14. Go on a strict diet of mentos and small children.
15. Count the exact number of pores on your skin. Better re-count when you’re done.
16. Going into Hallmark store and read every single card..
From tcobb15...
17. Stare at a blank TV for 48 hours..
18. Watch Barney for the same amount of time.(results may vary)
19. Watch all of the John Wayne movies you can find w/o food, drink, or sleep.
From Misty...
20. Memorize the Periodic table and rehearse it in atomic order... alphabetical order...in order of discovery... try singing it to the tune of "Sailing"
21. Contemplate the size of an atom. Now try and figure out how the scientists know there is something smaller than an electron.
22. Watch a leaky faucet drip for a few hours.
The following have been submitted by Katrina.
23. Watch and collect countless My Little Pony movies then create your own web page dedicated to them... Make a chat room!
24. Become a Politician.
25. Read all of Ann Rice's books...when done read from the ending to the beginning.
26. Make Bein Stein your god, bow down to him and become his bidable minion.
27. Martha Stewart should be watched daily and taped if possible...(results may vary)
28. Make sure to listen to Britany Spears played backwards while sleeping, eating, and even on the road!
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