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 Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:18 am
As we all know, SummerSlam is upon us in the great town of Boston, Massachusets. And as we know the 7 match card is kind of dissapointing. There are no tag, IC, US, or Womens matches for titles. And we have to deal with Cena.
RAW WWE Championship
Edge vs John Cena
This is Bull s**t. *Sing-Song* Bulllshiiiiit! If the challenger is in his home town, whats the point of handicapping the champion? To ensure the fans that we already know who wins. Personal feelings for these superstars aside, I think that if John Cena is Champion after SummerSlam, I will not watch any segments where John Cena wheres a WWE Title Belt until it is back on someone elses shoulders. John Cena is tiring as Champion. He doesn't deserve to be pushed as this generations HHH. John Cena CAN WRESTLE, but as a FACE he acts like Shawn Michaels, an act that he hasnt earned yet. Edge has been here longer, and taken much sicker bumps. When I read the WWE Title history, I should NTO have to read:
JBL
John Cena
Edge
John Cena
Rob Van Dam
Edge
John Cena
It Looks Ugly.
Winner: John Cena, as much as I hate to admit it.
Smackdown! World Heavyweight Championship
King Booker vs Batista
This match wasn't hyped as well as it could be, so I dont really care for who will win the match. King Booker needs to KEEP THE GIMMICK but RETURN TO "Can You Dig It? Suckaaaa!" And bring back the spinaroonie. I predict a Batista Bomb in the near future, but anything is possible.
Winner: Batista
ECW ECW Championship
Sabu vs Big Show
With rumors that this may become a 3 Way Dance with Kurt Angle involved, this could be interesting. However, in the end I predict Big Show's Big Title Defense.
Winner: The Big Show
Smackdown! Rey vs Chavo
Rey is leaving after his fued with Chavo. he has an injured knee. Usually, this means that he would lose the match, but WWE's crappy a** booking can mean anything (See John vs Edge, No IC/US matches, Where the ******** is Kane?)
Winner: Chavo. And after this, STOP SAYING EDDIES NAME IN STORYLINES DAMNIT!
RAW I Quit
Ric Flair vs Mick Foley
This is interesting. Both Foley and Ric hate each other in reality. If you've read Foley's books, You know that. So I dont know where this will go. I think that Foley will manage to make Flair say I Quit. At least I hope so.
Winner: Mick Foley
RAW Legend vs Legend Kller
Hulk Hogan vs Randy Orton
Who cares? Obviously, this is a stupid match. I. Hate. Hulk. Hogan. He is not a good guy! You know why? He refuses to share victories with his opponents, doesnt think about younger superstars, and has complete control over his fueds. I think that they arn't doign RKO any favors for putting him as a jobber for Hogan. Its crap.
Obvious Winner Unless He Wisens Up: Hulk Hogan
RAW D-Generation X vs The McMahons
D-X D-X D-X. thats what this match is about. Not the McMahons, and not the fans. This match will end McMahons involvement, hopefully, in RAW Storylines, and give us a General Manager.
Winner: D-Generation X
Feel Free to comments. I like to argue. By the way, does anyone else here notice a problem? Something that PROVES RAW is the A Show in Vinnie Mac's eyes?
Match Count:
Raw - 4
SD! - 2
ECW - 1
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:41 am
The old man ruined my summerlslam crying
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:02 am
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:05 am
Except Joh nCena is not the generations HHH hes the Rock of this generation. Many people say RKO is the HHH of this generation
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:18 am
As much as Orton or Edge would be a great leader, it's gotta be someone new (speaking about Edge). Sadly, it's probaly Rey Mysterio, Eddie Guerrero, or Dave Batista. Even though Eddie died. xp
I think it's funny when they said Eddie gave SmackDown! life. Because now it just sucks. Not just a little... it sucks.
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:13 pm
I'm starting to beleive Edge is the new Game. Super Heel, multiple Wolrd titles(2! XD), Awesome Promos, Randy is good too(Although he sadly bores me) but I'll have to say Edge. Although Edge is pretty old(Couple extra years) and almost counted in the Game's generation.
I'd like to see more of John....y Nitro and Kane. Maybe include Carlito and Shelton and have an IC title Match(Any winner works for me, Melina gaining a chokeslam might be interesting too, she'll scream for a reason then, the same reason they did in See No Evil...Or he sticks his hand INTO her throat and make it 'Scream/Speak No Evil' instead XD But dropping any Remembrance of See No Evil and possibly bringing back Masked Kane would be Nice). A fatal fourway for US title with Bobby, regal, Finlay, and a surprise opponent(Benoit) and have Benoit win it. Lita vs trish vs Mickie vs Victoria. Those girls can actually wrestle. Have Edge Come down and accidently spear Lita, the ref see it, Lita win by DQ but get mad backstage. Edge/Lita be OVER! on Monday. Put Helms, Crazy, Rey, and Chavo in a CW title match where Rey goes heel, Chavo goes face, Rey wins CW title and Chavo tells WWE backstage that this Eddie in Storyline stuff is s**t so on SD rey and Chavo can make peace and get rid of Eddie storylines. Then RVD vs Angle for Number one contenders and CM Punk, Test, Knox, Sandman, Dreamer, FBI, Credible and Kevin in a match for the TV title, over the top rope Hardcore. The Evil girl Kevin has attack Kelly and beulah come in, we'll have the Devil vs the Angel vs the Hardcore go on after the match, Francine run down, and then finally Jazz comes out and we'lll actually see some wrestling from the girls. Oh and the Battle Royal winner be a surprise Hardcore Entrant that comes out of nowhere, Chris Jericho!
And we end the Show with McMahon Firing Cena after he wins the title. Then it'll be vacant and we'll have the NEW GM who is announced at Raw cause DX destroyed Vince and Shane make a tourny for it.
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:47 am
Lets tally up the winners, shall we?
WWE Championship
John Cena vs Edge w/ Lita (cough*andbrassnucks*cough)
2.0's Guess: John Cena
Real Winner: Edge
World Heavyweight Championship
King Booker vs Batista
2.0's Guess: Batista
Real Winner: King Booker
ECW Championship
Sabu vs Big Show
2.0's Guess: The Big Show
Real Winner: The Big Show
Rey vs Chavo
2.0's Guess: Chavo
Real Winner: Chavo
I Quit
Ric Flair vs Mick Foley
2.0's Guess: Mick Foley
Real Winner: Ric Flair
Legend vs Legend Kller
Hulk Hogan vs Randy Orton
2.0's Guess: Hulk Hogan
Real Winner: Hulk *Yawn* Hogan
D-Generation X vs The McMahons
2.0's Guess: D-Generation X
Real Winner: D-X
Alright, so those are the results, what did you think of SummerSlam?
On a Side Note: Proto had a 70% Correct Guessing Rate! blaugh
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:15 am
EDGE PAAAARRTAAAYYY ..
EDGE WON DAMMIT
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:17 am
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:51 pm
Do you guys understand why my main weapon is the knucs? XD
I haven't read much on the results, jsut parts, but I'm going to soon.
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:52 pm
The Demolisher Do you guys understand why my main weapon is the knucs? XD I haven't read much on the results, jsut parts, but I'm going to soon. what is this "jsut" thing you speak of **gammer nazi revenge**
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:24 am
Torrie, You made a mistake
Batista won his match by DQ.
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:16 am
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:13 pm
ProtoWolf 2.0 Torrie, You made a mistake Batista won his match by DQ. Thank you! Everyone says Bokker won....it's quite annoying, I even told her Batista won xd
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:36 pm
Black Rain Of The Dead The Demolisher Do you guys understand why my main weapon is the knucs? XD I haven't read much on the results, jsut parts, but I'm going to soon. what is this "jsut" thing you speak of **gammer nazi revenge** As if I understood what you just typed....*Corrects small typo that everyone makes every now and then even if they try*
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