The bible is dirty! XD

[Aurayvn]

Ever found one of those verses in the bible that seems to have a whole different meaning?

"Moses lifted up the bronze snake on a pole in the desert..."

Can you imagine my reaction when I heard that? lol
What's your favourite dirty-sounding quote?  

[The Amazing Mr. Tommyos!]

"Suffer the little children, come unto me"  

[Bazyl]

eek  

[The Amazing Mr. Tommyos!]

Bazyl

eek

Yes, I know. It's horribly immature. But it's somthing to do.  

[caustic 0_0]

OH!! Speaking of little children in bad situations...I saw this book at Barnes and Noble, the title was something about Hitler and seduction, with a subtitle about the seduction of a nation/people, but anyways, the cover picture is Hitler with his hand on a young boy's shoulder. Hitler's expression went with it very well...It was quite funny. I wonder if I could find a pic of it...  

[Phoebos]

I find this amusing.  

[HaileSelassie601993]

Huh...I did find something about the seduction of a nation, but it was about Nazi women - check here.  

[Mythee]

Hehe! Did you guys see that part of Da Vinci Code or Angels and Demons (don't remember which one) where they quoted a passage from the bible saying that the angel "plunged his fiery spear" into the "virgin" (xD) Mary and filled her with passion or whatever?  

[Bowmore]

Well, there's always "Get thee behind me, Satan"

...yeah, that's the only one I know.  

[Muaethia]

Mythee

Hehe! Did you guys see that part of Da Vinci Code or Angels and Demons (don't remember which one) where they quoted a passage from the bible saying that the angel "plunged his fiery spear" into the "virgin" (xD) Mary and filled her with passion or whatever?

Yeah... that was incredibly amusing xd (tis in A+D)

Meh... me and my friends are always immature in RS lessons, and we've changed the story of palm sunday a little. Though this isn't from the bible, we say: Jesus came in Jerusalem, riding a donkey eek  

[Muaethia]

Also, methinks teh christians likes teh oral eek

James 3: 6 and 8

6And the tongue is a fire, the very world of iniquity; the tongue is set among our members as that which defiles the entire body

8But no one can tame the tongue;  

[Orson Welles]

Whoah...I remember this thread. It's more than a year old. eek  

[HaileSelassie601993]

About the part in AnD: they also described how the virgin was experiencing toe-curling orgasm.  

[Phoebos]

Mythee

Hehe! Did you guys see that part of Da Vinci Code or Angels and Demons (don't remember which one) where they quoted a passage from the bible saying that the angel "plunged his fiery spear" into the "virgin" (xD) Mary and filled her with passion or whatever?

Was this spear of his stiff and rigid?