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 Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 5:13 am
Ever found one of those verses in the bible that seems to have a whole different meaning?
"Moses lifted up the bronze snake on a pole in the desert..."
Can you imagine my reaction when I heard that? lol
What's your favourite dirty-sounding quote?
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 2:20 pm
"Suffer the little children, come unto me"
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 4:25 pm
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 4:57 pm
Yes, I know. It's horribly immature. But it's somthing to do.
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 5:35 pm
OH!! Speaking of little children in bad situations...I saw this book at Barnes and Noble, the title was something about Hitler and seduction, with a subtitle about the seduction of a nation/people, but anyways, the cover picture is Hitler with his hand on a young boy's shoulder. Hitler's expression went with it very well...It was quite funny. I wonder if I could find a pic of it...
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 3:36 pm
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 3:58 pm
Huh...I did find something about the seduction of a nation, but it was about Nazi women - check here.
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 7:37 pm
Hehe! Did you guys see that part of Da Vinci Code or Angels and Demons (don't remember which one) where they quoted a passage from the bible saying that the angel "plunged his fiery spear" into the "virgin" (xD) Mary and filled her with passion or whatever?
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 11:38 pm
Well, there's always "Get thee behind me, Satan"
...yeah, that's the only one I know.
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 4:25 am
Mythee Hehe! Did you guys see that part of Da Vinci Code or Angels and Demons (don't remember which one) where they quoted a passage from the bible saying that the angel "plunged his fiery spear" into the "virgin" (xD) Mary and filled her with passion or whatever?
Meh... me and my friends are always immature in RS lessons, and we've changed the story of palm sunday a little. Though this isn't from the bible, we say: Jesus came in Jerusalem, riding a donkey eek
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:05 am
Also, methinks teh christians likes teh oral eek
James 3: 6 and 8
6And the tongue is a fire, the very world of iniquity; the tongue is set among our members as that which defiles the entire body
8But no one can tame the tongue;
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 1:21 pm
Whoah...I remember this thread. It's more than a year old. eek
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:41 pm
About the part in AnD: they also described how the virgin was experiencing toe-curling orgasm.
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 12:42 pm
Mythee Hehe! Did you guys see that part of Da Vinci Code or Angels and Demons (don't remember which one) where they quoted a passage from the bible saying that the angel "plunged his fiery spear" into the "virgin" (xD) Mary and filled her with passion or whatever? Was this spear of his stiff and rigid?
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