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 Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:01 am
Corrupted Wish Game
Corrupt a wish game.
It works like this, I wish for something, then you grant the wish, but screw it up somehow.
For example:
Me: I wish I had some pepsi.
You: Granted, but the pepsi is full of poisonous spiders.
Then you say what you wish for.
Okay, I wish I had a car.
Granted, but its not drivable.... It's a Matchbox car...
I wish I had a.... bed...
Granted, but the bed has millions of tiny needles and splinters in it that poke you when you lay down.
Okay, I wish I had a bowl of Cheerios.
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:03 am
granted but its full of cockroaches
I wish I had a bunch of donuts
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:26 am
Granted but it is sprinkel with sprinkles of doom.
I wish I had a samurai Champloo movie.
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:33 am
Granted but your dvd player comes to life and wages war against russia.
I wish I had a paper mache hat.
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:41 am
Granted, but its filled with airplane glue.
I wish for a new laptop.
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:04 am
Granted, but it's used, and riddled with viruses.
I wish I had a barrel of apples.
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:15 am
Wish granted, but they were picked 17 years ago.
I wish I had a clone.
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:24 am
granted your clone is actually a zombie who sucks your brain out through a straw.
I wish it would rain.
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:40 am
granted but its rainning blood,
I wish it would snow
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:05 pm
"Nothing is true... Granted but it cause the next ice age.
I wish I had a chocolate bar... Everything is permitted."
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:43 pm
Granted but the chocolate bar is the size of an ant and immediately melts.
I wish I had a million dollars
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:25 pm
Granted but it will all be conterfeit bills
I wish I was popular
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:27 pm
Granted but everyone you know secretly hates your guts.
I wish I was in Cali.
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:37 pm
"Nothing is true... Granted, but you would be teleported away three seconds later.
I wish I had a brother xD Everything is permitted."
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:34 pm
granted but im your brother....bow to me!!! xD
i wish i could kill something...
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