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 Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:02 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:24 pm
Most coven leaders are either Catholic priests or tattoo parlor owners
It is a well-known fact that Wiccans only bathe once a month, as such; they have a distinctively unpleasant odor they try to hide by wearing perfumes like patchouli or wolf’s bane.
Wiccans wear lots of silver jewelry that is never clean.
Wiccans usually bring home better grades at school than most of their peers. This is not because they are more intelligent, but rather because they cheat by casting spells and hexes on their teachers.
WTFH? The descriptions and all that crud are so Fing stupid! >.< Anywho... if she seriously did that, yeah, there's probably something wrong with her... but these people too seem to have about as many issues as her with what they're putting up.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:19 pm
That site is a well-known parody site; don't take it seriously.
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:29 am
Yeah, I think it's safe to say they don't get it.
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:58 am
Words cannot describe that horror. I hope that's a parody site, but it's a pretty bad joke.
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:03 am
"Wiccans are generally overweight and of pale complexion. If they are not pale, they use powder or makeup (even the boys!) to generate the illusion of paleness or death. Wiccans are given to the piercing of skin as a sign of submission to their master, Satan. Look for multiple piercing and piercing in peculiar places like the nose, cheeks, eyebrows, lips, fingertips, chin, forehead, tongue, and on the shocking devil’s tip of the ear! Some Wiccans pierce their genitals as well. If you happen to peek over into the stall next to you and see a urination stream spraying in three directions (to mock the Trinity), it is likely the person is a Wiccan who just had the tip of his p***s carefully pierced by his coven leader."
WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY SMOKING?!?!?!?!
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:09 pm
I love this site, i get their newsletter. Johnathan already said it was a paradoy site, which is fairly obvious if you go to their merchandise store.
I think it's funny. Nice way to play off of the stereotypes of every group of people. If you read more of their articles, they even make fun of themselves a bit.
I also don't think they have a real location momo, so don't worry about them being in your state.
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:17 pm
^ ^ Yeah, these guys are a joke. I thought for a sec this was Westboro Baptist Church... Those guys are still a joke, but they aren't made up, and that is scary.
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:14 pm
It had me going there for a little sweatdrop
But then the absurdity got to me and I couldn't help but laugh, thank goodness its a parody site!
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:17 pm
That site that was linked to in the first post was priceless! rofl
*sits down munching on a bag of "Jesus Jerky"* xd
I want to buy that book that they mentionned in the article, now. I bet that would also be good for a chuckle..
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:15 pm
that particular one has been becoming more popular a visit lately.
and the first time i saw it, I admit, they had me going too.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:13 pm
That's insane. Jews only drink kitten blood.
You actually BOUGHT this? This is insane! They're not describing wiccans, just emos. Wicca is earth magick and is not devil worship.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:17 pm
bunnyhiphophip That's insane. Jews only drink kitten blood. You actually BOUGHT this? This is insane! They're not describing wiccans, just emos. Wicca is earth magick and is not devil worship.
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 3:45 am
*flops over keyboard in relief* I am very glad that I don't live in America, despite the fact that this is a parody site...
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 1:29 pm
Jack Chick is mad creepy! I read a few of those little pmphlet things and it's was like, "Wow, people are really this stupid?"
It scares me, the salvation of my soul is died! I must repent and stuffs! Or else I will be like = burning_eyes ....
Even if he is telling the truth, I don't personally know anyone who would take him seriously, and i know some pretty far out there christians...
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