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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:24 pm
As usual, vote here only.
The warden sat at his desk, calm, relaxed. He sighed and closed his eyes. He leaned back in his chair with his hands behind his head and placed his feet on his desk. The jail was empty. All was quiet. Peaceful. There were no crazy yells, no homicidal jailbirds, no dangerous Chyaku Norisu influences, and no monster insurance-rate-raising hugs. For once, he felt…happy. It was blissful. It was-
“WARDEN!”
He nearly fell out of his chair. Feet were promptly placed back on the floor. “Yes?”
A tall, thin man with a hawk-like nose walked briskly into the room. His eyes seemed to pierce the warden’s very soul. He grasped a pipe in one hand and a magnifying glass in the other. Swiftly, he removed his deerstalker coat and hat, placing them on the rack beside the door.
“Warden, I am here to relieve you of duty.”
The warden’s jaw dropped. “What? You can’t do that! Who sent you?”
“That does not matter. And yes, I can do this. And I will. Under your care, the jailbirds have been killed, killed each other, consumed each other, created havoc, destroyed the city, and instigated a nightclub. All of this happened under your very watch, but yet you did nothing. Therefore, I am taking over this position.”
“But this isn’t fair!” the warden spluttered. “You haven’t even asked for an explanation-”
“Blatant neglect has no explanation. You sir, are a fishmonger!”
The warden blinked. “A what?”
“However,” the strange man continued, “I shall let you remain in your position if you can answer one question.”
“What question?”
The man turned towards the window in grave silence. Suddenly, he whipped around and shouted, “Do you know why the caged bird sings?!”
The warden laughed. “Of course I know why the caged bird sings! Because…he’s…he’s…he’s hungry!”
There was a long, cricket-worthy silence. Then, the man said tersely, “Goodbye, Mr. Warden.”
BLAM
The warden was dead, though not by the strange man’s hands. The man bent down, picked up the warden’s hat, put it on his own head, and sat firmly in his chair. There was definitely a new warden now.
And the killers were abroad.
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:27 pm
ZOMG FIRST VOTE surprised
I, Jeff Jarrett, #40, Vote off whoever the crap is #35. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:28 pm
I #20 vote #83 Kairi_The_Savior because Kairi has the number I had in my first game.
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:34 pm
I, #75 `Aine Chievious, vote for #33 Scelero for Game 7, Day 1. Old number from last game. xd
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:35 pm
I, #3 Uta Arashi, vote for #37 Saint Alain...because it was my number from the last game.
<3 Uta
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Ei-Kichi St Alth generated a random number between
1 and 85 ...
31!
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:36 pm
I, #28 Eikichi Taro Stalth vote for whatever number the random thingy picks, cause it's guess is as good as mine. xD
And because I don't have a number from a previous game... >.>
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:37 pm
I, #52 Kitty Krazy vote for #33 Scelero >.>
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:39 pm
I dragonfly 13 vote Zae 53. Cuz. Sheas suspiciouse. xD Inner Sin says: Still trying to figure out if the GCD'ers have found my body
-rots in a randome hole, alooone-
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Embrace The Darkness v2 generated a random number between
1 and 85 ...
73!
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:41 pm
ninja I linkey17ny vote #73
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:48 pm
I, Egotistical Moose, number 32, vote for M_U_L_E, number 48. For there is no 87. crying
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:50 pm
*Gasp* I HDogXero #23 believe it was Zaeyde #53. I just don't trust the number 53...
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:55 pm
I, #19, vote for #19 JuneBug, because I have my old number and that's very suspicious.
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:59 pm
#11 Inasanemonkey1230 votes for #33 Scelero. 3
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:01 pm
I #6: Gthb vote #33: Scelero
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:04 pm
 I,`Christa, #30, vote for Scelero, #33, because 3 numbers after me is SUSPICIOUS.
Lawlz.
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