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25th level Militant Theist Agnostic
Job Specialization: Universal Devil's Advocate

Advantages: 1 point in Spit-n-Polish(focus: quality over speed)
3 points in Being Witty Enough To Avoid A Defamation Suit

Disadvantages: Fated Decapitation (focus: Bad Humor)

Equipment:
Non-magical staff of poking/thwacking. Usable as the start of a combo, indicated by "*pokepoke*" or "*thwack*".

+9 Pin of Witty Deflation - used to incite laughter and end bouts of increasing self-righteousness.

+3 Refrigerator - source of caffeination.

Lesser Mask of Chameleon - enchanted equipment given to all Universal Devil's Advocates. Allows one to argue contrary to any opinion. Disadvantage: May leave a slight greasy feeling on the user's soul after taking up opinions particularly contrary to one's own.

Abilities:
Bind Wrists - Primary use: lock a person into one argument during that argument's evisceration. Secondary use: Stops a hand from waving.

Stop The Music - Ends "Dancing Around The Issue". Forces opponent to get to the core of their argument now or back off.

Wall Of Text - Break down opponent's argument, sentence-by-sentence.

Lesser Power Word: "Verify Your Assertions" - Used after Bind Wrists (either form) or Stop the Music. Opponent must counter with some impregnable sources for this to completely fail.

Greater Power Word: "VAE VICTUS!" - Never used by name. Used in conjunction with Wall of Text. Use of VAE VICTUS is only seen in opponent's following post, which usually consists of "I'm taking my ball and going home".

I'm a level 20 and one half plus three quarters minus the opposite of the square root of 4 Shakti-ist, future Kemetic researcher, with enough self control to Raja Yoga my way to moksha.

Advantages: Loner: alone time = research time
Disadvantages: Life in the middle of nowhere: cows and cornfields mean less local pagans.

Equipment:

Ze Internet- The greatest tool of research for a girl living in rural Ohio.

Lexapro (10MG) - Super awesome candy to keep emotional stress away.

Animals of Doom- Pft.. I'll sick my 5 cats (plus 2 newborns) and 1 psycho dog on you. (that really has nothing to do with this, just a shamless plug for my babies)

Abilities:

Obsessive Researcher- If I don't know/understand something I need to know NOW.

The Ability to Confuse- Just because it makes perfect sense in my head, doesn't mean I can explain it well.

Organization/Perfection Freak- I can find 20 ways to organize my notebook of research, and I'll keep rewriting it until it looks perfect.

Journeyman Soldier/ Adept Sacred Philosopher
Vigor: 3
Agility: 1
Intellect: 3
Spirit: 4

Hindrances:
Oathsworn.
Code of Honour.
Crippled.
Obstinant.
Enemies (Many and Powerful).
Perpetual Hunger.

Edges:
Well Travelled.
Jack of all Trades.
Rebel Yell.
Grim hand o' the Reaper.
Damn Healthy.
Forbidden Knowledge.
Holy Smite (W/ Guan Dao, Falchion, or Shortsword).
Languages: Persian, German, Korean, French.
Literate.
Cast Iron Stomach.
Beloved of Beasts.

Fighting: 5
Resolve: 4
Animal Ken: 3
Athletics: 3
Academics: 3 (4 if History related)
Lore: 3
Survival: 2
Shooting: 2
Oratory: 2 (3 if debunking popular misconcceptions)
Technology: 1
Driving: 1
Violinist: 1

Forbidden Lore:
That would be telling... ninja

Signature Equipment:
Algernon (Iron Shortsword).
Leatherman Multitool.
Amber.
Travel Medallion.
Rectangular frame Glasses (Damaged).
Green Scarf.

Level 5 Hellenic Polytheist

Class Bonuses
+3 Faith
Class Penalties
- 5 Wit
- 2 Effort

Abilities:
Sponge- Voraciously absorbs information.

Halls of Academia- Runs to university library when in a bind.

Apology Dance- Allows performer to not be smitten by neglected deities.

Level 4 Ecclectic Solitary

Class Bonuses/Penalties:
+2 Freedom
-1 OtherpeoplewhobelievethesameasIdoness

Special Skills:
Stealth Attack- good for staying in the broom closet
Call Dylan- summons friend. Excellent when in need of a good discussion

Equipment:
Pet Cat- When coupled with the absense of a boyfriend, lets one know I'm well on my way to becomming the Crazy Cat Lady Who Lives Down the Street. +6 Companionship
Necklace of Invisibility- Lets others know of my faith. Is invisible to parents for some inexplicable reason. -1 Stealth, + 2 Pride
Matches- For fire. End of story. + 13759834278375 Fun
Hippie skirt of Agility- +2 Agility
Titania's Fortune Deck- works better than most tarot decks. +4 to Insight

Shield Maiden Acolyte

Current status: Wandering, Poison, Darkness
Level: 4

Strength: 15
Defense: 11
Magic: 2
Magical Defense: 28

Intelligence: 32
Curiousity: 50+

Abilities
~ Detection of Bullshit *i'm a taurus. i know what bullshit smells like*
~ Near mastery of Fire (i only lit the toilet seat on fire once)
~ Bonds of Loyalty
~ Eyes of the Innocent, Mind of the Wicked

Weaknesses
~ Lured into Troll Feeding easily
~ Pride of Ego
~ Inexperience and Location

Equipment/Artifacts
~ Anchor of Familiar - allows user to hold to position *WARNING: is not affected by accuracy of position*
~ THE Rulebook - allows user to keep score and recognize rule breakers *ineffective without Mod of Enforcement*
~ Megaphone

True, that's a mistake on my part as I haven't quite gotten my sea legs yet. xp