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 Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:07 am
I was wondering what the Guilds view was on homosexuality and if this will have a place in the future post world domination.
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:25 pm
Dagwood5 I was wondering what the Guilds view was on homosexuality and if this will have a place in the future post world domination. The following is the unassailable Mandate of The Ubiqtorate in reguards to Homosexuality. 1) Sexuality has no bearing on the worth of the citizen to the state. 2) Previous fascist regimes with a hard-line attitude towards homosexuality were being short-sighted and wasteful. 3) Disparaging people on the basis of sexual preference is illogical when making fun of their taste in music is so much easier. 4) If we discriminated against homosexuals, who would direct the Glorious Fascist Musical Theater of Ubiqistan? 5) My VIRTUAL INTARNET E-WIFE may or may not be fifty percent gay, give or take, and I'm quite fond of her. 6) I myself am so fabulous as to be slightly effeminate, albeit in a menacing sort of way, so I'll not broker any disparaging of POOFTERS around here. Bottom line; we like faggotry around these parts. Like, half of my glorious fascist minions seem to be at least quasi-gay-ish. Plus, discrimination for any reson besides stupidity and/or disobedience is a waste of time.
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:02 pm
Xarn 5) My VIRTUAL INTARNET E-WIFE may or may not be fifty percent gay, give or take, and I'm quite fond of her.
But I'm with Xarn. It doesn't matter what your sexuality is. In my book, as long as you're a cool person, you're fine.
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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:04 pm
Plain and simple, we doth think it be verilly sexy in yonder parts as well as these.
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 9:37 am
Glorious Fascist Xarn...I feel I must tell you that...You are my God. (Also, I laughed a lot when you said POOFTERS, and so did my friend...e.e; )
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:00 am
indeed...homosexuality is ok by me, half my suporters are gay aswell...n im kinda bisexual as well
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:39 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:13 pm
although i am not, many of my good friends and comrades are gay or bisexual, and i stand to defend them and their honor in every way i can.
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:47 am
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:15 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:06 am
Scene 1: Living Room
Shamus: strides carefully across the room Lo, and unto me is born a child, and--
Crunchie-hime: Pardon me, Comrade
Shamus: Yes, yes?
Crunchie-hime: It's time for a musical interlude!
Cue opening strains of "FASCISM, WOW!"
Shamus: As a young boyyyyyyyy~
I climbed the rungs on the school-yard
As a young teeeeeeeeeeeeen~
I climbed the rungs on the school-team
As a young maaaaaaaaaaaaan~
I climbed the rungs of the social elite, I discovered~
Guitar kicks in, chorus storms in wearing crisp uniforms
FASCISM! FASCISM! FASCISM, WOW!
NOT YOUR ORDINARY ISM, BUT FASCISM!
CHORUS: WOW!
Shamus: BRING IN THE DISSENTERS, BRING IN THE LIARS
Crunchie: "But Comrade, they're only people!"
Shamus: THEY'RE ENEMIES, ENEMIES, ENEMIES, NOW!
Crunchie: "I get it, I get it, I get it... this is fun, you could say--"
Shamus: FASCISM, FASCISM, FASCISM, WOW!
FASCISM, FASCISM, FASCISM, WOW!
NOT YOUR ORDINARY ISM, BUT FASCISM!
CHORUS: WOW!
(The floor opens to reveal a pool with a water-spraying bust of Lenin rising from the center. The chorus strips off their uniforms to reveal bathing suits before diving in to the pool... the guitars peel off to become tinkling harps and pianos)
Shamus: Annnnnnnnnd, when I learn't those good things
Annnnnnnnd, when I learn't those bad
I found, I found, I found that I have always haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'd
A friend
A friend...
A... friend...
(Shamus steps carefully across the joined shoulders of the CHORUS, and climbs onto the shoulders of the now-rising Lenin statue)
... a friend...
(The guitar returns as sparks start to fly from Lenin's eyes)
FASCISM, FASCISM, FASCISM, WOW!
NOT YOUR ORDINARY ISM, BUT FASCISM
FASCISM FASCISM...
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SCIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS
'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
(A bang as the whole stage lights up)
ALL: WOW!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:22 pm
Well, I'm a big fan of sex in general. I'm a big fan of giving and receiving teh sexors.
And I can totally understand anybody wanting sex with another person they think is hot. So gender doesn't really factor in. Baby making is so overrated as to be out of fashion. Huzzah to sex that does not result in babies!
Caveat: I am presently hopped up on sinus meds and a general overwhelming sense of goofiness.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:46 am
alexjon Scene 1: Living Room Shamus: strides carefully across the room Lo, and unto me is born a child, and-- Crunchie-hime: Pardon me, Comrade Shamus: Yes, yes? Crunchie-hime: It's time for a musical interlude! Cue opening strains of "FASCISM, WOW!"Shamus: As a young boyyyyyyyy~ I climbed the rungs on the school-yard As a young teeeeeeeeeeeeen~ I climbed the rungs on the school-team As a young maaaaaaaaaaaaan~ I climbed the rungs of the social elite, I discovered~ Guitar kicks in, chorus storms in wearing crisp uniformsFASCISM! FASCISM! FASCISM, WOW! NOT YOUR ORDINARY ISM, BUT FASCISM! CHORUS: WOW! Shamus: BRING IN THE DISSENTERS, BRING IN THE LIARS Crunchie: "But Comrade, they're only people!" Shamus: THEY'RE ENEMIES, ENEMIES, ENEMIES, NOW! Crunchie: "I get it, I get it, I get it... this is fun, you could say--" Shamus: FASCISM, FASCISM, FASCISM, WOW! FASCISM, FASCISM, FASCISM, WOW! NOT YOUR ORDINARY ISM, BUT FASCISM! CHORUS: WOW! (The floor opens to reveal a pool with a water-spraying bust of Lenin rising from the center. The chorus strips off their uniforms to reveal bathing suits before diving in to the pool... the guitars peel off to become tinkling harps and pianos)Shamus: Annnnnnnnnd, when I learn't those good things Annnnnnnnd, when I learn't those bad I found, I found, I found that I have always haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'd A friend A friend... A... friend... (Shamus steps carefully across the joined shoulders of the CHORUS, and climbs onto the shoulders of the now-rising Lenin statue)... a friend... (The guitar returns as sparks start to fly from Lenin's eyes)FASCISM, FASCISM, FASCISM, WOW! NOT YOUR ORDINARY ISM, BUT FASCISM FASCISM FASCISM... FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SCIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS 'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (A bang as the whole stage lights up)ALL: WOW!! Brava! Brava! ::effeminate clapping::
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:47 am
Giania Well, I'm a big fan of sex in general. I'm a big fan of giving and receiving teh sexors. And I can totally understand anybody wanting sex with another person they think is hot. So gender doesn't really factor in. Baby making is so overrated as to be out of fashion. Huzzah to sex that does not result in babies! Caveat: I am presently hopped up on sinus meds and a general overwhelming sense of goofiness. Here here! I'm a big supporter of both sex and sinus medication.
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:32 am
Giania Well, I'm a big fan of sex in general. I'm a big fan of giving and receiving teh sexors. And I can totally understand anybody wanting sex with another person they think is hot. So gender doesn't really factor in. Baby making is so overrated as to be out of fashion. Huzzah to sex that does not result in babies! Caveat: I am presently hopped up on sinus meds and a general overwhelming sense of goofiness. I approve of avoiding the baby making. I also approve of hopped on on otc med goofiness! Keep up the good work!
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