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Gwyndara

PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:35 am


LATEST SCAM - LADIES LOOK OUT!

Emergency Message

“I don’t know how many of you shop at Sam’s Club or Costco, but this may be useful to know. I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. this happened to me, and it could happen to you!!

Here’s how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 30 year old, well-built guys come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They’re both shirtless, and they start wiping your windshield with a rag and windex, with their highly-defined chest muscles and rock-hard abs exposed. It’s impossible not to look at!

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead they ask you for a ride to another Sam’s Club or Costco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start talking dirty about what they want to do to you.

Then, one of them climbs over into the front seat and begins kissing your neck and begs you to pull over so he can make love to you!! While this is going on, the other guy steals your purse!!

I had my purse stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and moste likely tomorrow.

… … …I’m running out of purses…”
PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:15 pm


eek Weird.

ringwraith10


Willowhawk

PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:54 pm


Odd.. definately odd.. but why on earth would someone allow it to happen more than once is what gets me. I mean once is bad enough.. but I would definately decline if it happened again and I would be locking my doors!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:30 pm


That's a terrible joke. xd Creative though. 3nodding Thanks for sharing. heart  

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:01 pm


I'd stop giving rides to cute guys.. course I prolly wouldnt do it in the first place but oh well.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:56 pm


OMG, that is awful!

I'm glad that you shared!

Karasuaki


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:20 pm


Wait... did only one person get the joke? sweatdrop
PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:18 pm


I lol'd blaugh

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Gwyndara

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:29 pm


I supose my sence of humor is to dry for the internet.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:29 pm


I got it, that was funny!!

Sassy Fox

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