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I'm starting to think that 20 pages is too long...how about kill Sasuke on the 5th page now?
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lol, i'm bored razz anyone wanna play a game? Its called the

Kill Sasuke ~What if Game.

Here's how you play 3nodding - I'm gonna write a scenario about Sasuke. Then the next person writes about something that happens to him (maimed, shuriken attack, etc, but no absolute death!)
The person after that will have to come up with a way for Sasuke to survive the previous scenario (no matter how much you don't want to xd ). After that, you keep alternating between saving Sasuke and attacking Sasuke.

- When its all done, you can add up all the pieces and make a story about Sasuke's day 3nodding (First person to post on the 20th page and after a 'Saving Sasuke' moment can kill him (or any other way you may want to end it) to end the story.

Example:







etc. eek (but try to make it more exciting to make it a good story)

Rules:
- Must alternate between Saving Sasuke and Killing Sasuke
- No one may post an absolute death scenario until the 20th page.
- Try to make what ever happens plausable! (Something that may actually happen...
- Nothing too perverse...please...
- Always try to continue from where the person before you left off (continue the sentence).
- Try to use a period, comma (or any grammer) as you see necessary, but always end in a "..."

Ok, here's the first line.
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After a hard morning's training, Sasuke was exhausted from trying to increase his Mental Strength and Stamina by trying to keep the cursed seal closed as long as possible.

On his way back to Konoha, Sasuke was staggering through the trees when heard a woman scream somewhere in the nearby forest.

Just as he was about to investigate and play the hero (for once)...

saw a bull runs toward hin and hit his balls, he came flying true the forest and into the village and there he found a..

...mistook him for a chair. She grinned cheerfully and sat down on the boy. Sasuke struggled underneath, slowly running out of oxygen...

an old lady with a hot wok of curried peppers flings the meal in to Sasuke's face, causing him to wither in pain, as another woman takes out her handy dandy 10000v taser and attaches it to his small man jewels which she needed a micro-microscope to find, then....................

wonders why he isn't screaming in pain from the wedgie. As the muscular woman is about to pull the underwear completely over his head, Sasuke grabs the woman and throws her up in the air. Sasuke jumps up in the air and as he was about to do his lion combo...

... tied sasuke to a tree and began to read "make-out paradise" aloud, forcing sasuke to listen to love and sex and snuggles (which surely must have been true toture for him) kakashi then held the book out for sasuke to read aloud, threatening that if he didn't, then he, kakashi, would....

disorientid from the blood lost he slowly stood up and ran...

Naruto farts in his face and Sasuke passes out from the smell and aweakens...