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 Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 4:33 am
Stupid Creationist QuotesThis is where we have a list of quotes that have made you laugh out loud; or weep with pity. If you can find an example where a creationist has said something stupid, please post it here. Mechanism has made the decision to extend the list to 10. They aren't necessarily in order, at this time. 1. sexybeast08 No the world is only 2005 years old...do the math... science is proven rong many of times.... 2. SaintXenos ...plus if we all came from one soup, then wouldn't we all be exactly the same? 3. Sharpshooter Wart God is NOT unnecessary. It's self-evident that creation is required when the world is studied scientifically. 4. Stonelyre1128 theres like,a billion times more proof for creationism than evolution. sime self esteem by the way. i started out as primordial ooze whee Moron! 5. Dragon Fire Shotter I firmly believe that there is one God and any body that thinks that there is not a God is really stupid because we just didn't apear and this earth just didn't apear so how do u explain that? 6. Shiro Amada [Why "evolution is a religion"] because it tells of the creation of the earth and man. That makes it a realigion. Doesn't creation tell of how the earth and man were created and it is called a realigion. So therefore evolution is a realigion. 7. Woodlock However, it is demonic power in the family that is reflected in the genetics, and it can be broken from by the power of God. 8. Ninja Swordsman Wind If earth had been around for nearly long enough for evolution to take place, the world would have eroded away millenia ago. The earth would have to be at LEAST the size of Jupiter to still be this size after MILLIONS of years of erosion. 9. Kuroi Kenkaku If you believe in evolution, are you telling me when you die you're gonna comeback as a rat or something? That sucks. 10. angel_of_method i species cant just change and become another...or gradually change...even so thats not evolution thats a change of genes and DNA structure....not evolution therefore it is wrong and i will stand at this... ...i didnt even have to read your entire thing...crossbreeding...i rest my case...evolution is wrong
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 2:08 pm
Wow...it all just...boggles the logical mind. Wow. Word to the wise for people who want to argue against us: Read over what you're about to post, and make sure you're not saying something that's going to make you look like a complete ignorant.
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 4:33 pm
Dragon Fire Shotter I firmly believe that there is one God and any body that thinks that there is not a God is really stupid because we just didn't apear and this earth just didn't apear so how do u explain that?
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 5:22 pm
*falls over* That one was bad Yngwie. Here's one a real life friend used on me Quote: If there is no God then how do you explain everything. Humans are made from him. And the Christian God is the right one because have you seen the gods of other religions. Sure we have elephant heads.
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 5:23 pm
Karasene *falls over* That one was bad Yngwie. Here's one a real life friend used on me Quote: If there is no God then how do you explain everything. Humans are made from him. And the Christian God is the right one because have you seen the gods of other religions. Sure we have elephant heads. That is one of the most racist things I have ever heard. And the most idiotic. Technically speaking no one knows what the Christian God looks like. For all we know he's a giant worm with a monkey head and a lizard tongue.
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 6:16 pm
There are people out there...that are that stupid? Wow. I go to a catholic school, and well, I had a teacher last year that was that ignorant. Messing with his mind was so much fun. Man...
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 7:13 pm
I know xander. I almost slapped her once she said that. Only reason I didn't was I didn't want to be suspended from school. Needless to say I didn't talk to her ever again.
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 7:31 am
Xander LeMagre Karasene *falls over* That one was bad Yngwie. Here's one a real life friend used on me Quote: If there is no God then how do you explain everything. Humans are made from him. And the Christian God is the right one because have you seen the gods of other religions. Sure we have elephant heads. That is one of the most racist things I have ever heard. And the most idiotic. Technically speaking no one knows what the Christian God looks like. For all we know he's a giant worm with a monkey head and a lizard tongue. Racist against who? Hindu Gods?
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:01 am
Not just against Hindus. The point is that she was dealing with the closed mind. This came after I told her that even if creationism was correct, there's really no proof as to what the supreme creator was. For all we know it could have been a worm or something. Not an exact quote but along those lines.
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:55 am
The Walrus There are people out there...that are that stupid? Wow. I go to a catholic school, and well, I had a teacher last year that was that ignorant. Messing with his mind was so much fun. Man... I want to go to a catholic school just so I can do that.
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:37 pm
gigacannon Xander LeMagre Karasene *falls over* That one was bad Yngwie. Here's one a real life friend used on me Quote: If there is no God then how do you explain everything. Humans are made from him. And the Christian God is the right one because have you seen the gods of other religions. Sure we have elephant heads. That is one of the most racist things I have ever heard. And the most idiotic. Technically speaking no one knows what the Christian God looks like. For all we know he's a giant worm with a monkey head and a lizard tongue. Racist against who? Hindu Gods? Racist against nonChristian faiths. Let me tell you I hold more respect for a lot of other religions than I do some Christian-based religions. They don't go shoving their s**t in your face and they are rarely hypocrits. If I had a penny for ever hypocritical Christian, Catholic, etc., Bill Gates would be asking me for a loan. Also other faiths seem a little more peaceful. Not saying all of them, but many. When was the last time you saw a Buddhist Monk attack someone. Or a Hindu, Wiccan, etc. etc. I'm not saying all Christians or the religions are bad. Not at all. Just quite a few Christians and in turn quite a few churches. Oh and *raises hand* also went to Catholic School myself.
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 4:20 am
If you had a penny for every person, you couldn't possibly have more than $60 million. Bill Gates has much more money than ********, I'm pedantic.
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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 6:43 am
Orwell The Walrus There are people out there...that are that stupid? Wow. I go to a catholic school, and well, I had a teacher last year that was that ignorant. Messing with his mind was so much fun. Man... I want to go to a catholic school just so I can do that. Just for a point of interest I went to a catholic school. And no-one there was antthing like that. In fact our Religious Teacher was pretty cool for a priest. Never ramming religion down people throats, and was fairly liberal in his views. A very good school all in all. Except for the uniform....Purple. But, as an Atheist, that's my only criticism. Oh and mass being manditory. Those two things.
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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:04 pm
redem Orwell The Walrus There are people out there...that are that stupid? Wow. I go to a catholic school, and well, I had a teacher last year that was that ignorant. Messing with his mind was so much fun. Man... I want to go to a catholic school just so I can do that. Just for a point of interest I went to a catholic school. And no-one there was antthing like that. In fact our Religious Teacher was pretty cool for a priest. Never ramming religion down people throats, and was fairly liberal in his views. A very good school all in all. Except for the uniform....Purple. But, as an Atheist, that's my only criticism. Oh and mass being manditory. Those two things. Dude the priests are always better. I had nuns. We're talking like uber Catholicism-is-perfect nuns. The kind that'll bite your head off. Although the original head nun was pretty cool. Then she got replaced by this really bitchy nun who would mame you for not eating all of your food. And only gave us 15 minutes to eat lunch. Mandatory mass wasn't fun either. If they caught you falling asleep, they'd yell at you from the mic at the podeum. Now that's embarassing.
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 3:09 am
Xander LeMagre Dude the priests are always better. I had nuns. We're talking like uber Catholicism-is-perfect nuns. The kind that'll bite your head off. Although the original head nun was pretty cool. Then she got replaced by this really bitchy nun who would mame you for not eating all of your food. And only gave us 15 minutes to eat lunch. Mandatory mass wasn't fun either. If they caught you falling asleep, they'd yell at you from the mic at the podeum. Now that's embarassing. lol. blaugh If they had tried shouting at poeple falling asleep in mass the sermon would have lasted like 5 hours or something. Still those nuns....*Shudder* Sounds bad.
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