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 Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:31 pm
This is weird. I must be destined for evil. You see, at my school they were doing this silly little fundraiser for something or other. What you do is you take some little test full of funny questions and they take the results and print out compatibility profiles. Then you blow $3 on them and have some other meaningless thing to talk about for a few days. Yay. WELL! TO THE POINT! On the back are random things about you. Or so it would seem! Mine fit me quite well. They are as follows:
Others will gladly enlist themselves in the service of your projects today--that's just how affable and charming you are right now. Use the help to tackle a task too big to take on by yourself.
Translation: You will gain minions today with your villainous charisma. Use them to take over/destroy the world!
Secret wish: To be powerful
This one's self explanitory
Favorite things: Treasure hunts, science fiction
Treasure hunts- as in pirates! Death rays are sci-fi
Sport: Track
Because villaing have to run from the scene of the crime.
Fortune cookie: If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished!
Okay, this doesn't fit me normally because I am good at damn near every thing I try. But we all know how often villains are foiled when attempting to ruin the world.
Crazy.
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:28 am
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:45 pm
Another time, I entered a Christmas raffle. My number was 666. They slowly called out the number and everyone was shocked that the devil number was the winner. Then I looked down and I laughed. I won! They gave me peanut brittle. Good times, good times...
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