Welcome. You have entered the home of the most devious villains in all of Gaia. A castle so packed with doom that its very bricks are made of compressed tyrannical lords of the land. It is a palace that contains every type of horrible thing you can possibly imagine...
...except n00bs. But that's a given.

This is the castle of the League Of Villainous Evildoers. A magnificent castle painted with blood and shaded by mime skins. It's full of incredible furniture and mind-boggling equipment. It's just too bad that we don't even care.