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skyblueandblack

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:04 am


arrow UCLA
One: She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

arrow UC Berkeley
Seventy-six: One to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right not to change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.

arrow UC San Diego
Two: One to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician.

arrow UC Riverside
Five: One to hold the bulb and four to start smoking weed until the room spins.
- O R -
None: Riverside looks better in the dark.

arrow UC Santa Cruz
Eleven: One to change the light bulb and ten to share the experience.

arrow UC San Francisco
Two: One to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure

arrow UC Irvine
One: he hires the undocumented worker mowing the lawn to do it for them.

arrow UC Santa Barbara
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

arrow UC Davis
None: Davis doesn't use electricity.

arrow UC Merced
Two. One to hold the bulb while the other calls his friend asking for help in figuring out this "new college thing."
PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:31 am


skyblueandblack
arrow UC San Diego
Two: One to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician.

Hmm...I hadn't heard of this one before.
The one that I saw said something about someone changing it and two other people getting stoned.
confused

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:54 pm


Are you saying that Davis is for hippies? Because I want to go there, since they have an excellent veterinarian school. And I have no idea how you could neuter a dog if you couldnt see... gonk
PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:08 pm


My aunt went to Davis...they have electricity gonk

its a very nice school, lots of gay people there, so...if you dont like them then you shouldnt go. xp

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:26 pm


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My aunt went to Davis...they have electricity gonk

its a very nice school, lots of gay people there, so...if you dont like them then you shouldnt go. xp
Oh, I am not homophobic. I am straight however, so I just need to make sure to not give off the wrong signal on accident, although my major flirting with guys probably would be a dead giveaway mrgreen But if its not... I will make it. xp
PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:36 pm


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My aunt went to Davis...they have electricity gonk

its a very nice school, lots of gay people there, so...if you dont like them then you shouldnt go. xp
Oh, I am not homophobic. I am straight however, so I just need to make sure to not give off the wrong signal on accident, although my major flirting with guys probably would be a dead giveaway mrgreen But if its not... I will make it. xp


I was in Davis for something called Picnic Day, so awesome. They had this parade and a gay float was in it and my grandfather got angry, not that it was a gay float but because there wasnt other floats, so he started saying how there should be a beastiality float. I was only 8 so I didnt know what he was talking about, but now I find it funny.

Anyway, Davis is awesome

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:43 pm


*blinkblink* You guys know these were forwards I got back in the day, right?

Anyway, there were a couple different versions that went around -- I saw the one that had the UCSD students getting stoned, too, but... that could be said about any university in California, and most of the rest of the ones in the US, too! xd

@Sharpie: Naw, Berkeley is for hippies... the electricity thing is because Davis is just kinda... in the middle of nowhere. Really. My friend just graduated from there. She did environmental science, and the things she was telling me about... wow! She did some really awesome projects. ^^ I thought about going there, too, because I was considering the veterinary science program. But... me, knives and needles... I don't think I'd be much of a vet if I spent most of the time unconscious. o_O*;

@Donovinh: A lot of gay people at Davis? Try UCLA. Or damn... UCSF! (That one's only a grad school, though) Your grandpa was probably right, though... of every UC, you'd think Davis would have beastiality represented!!! rofl
PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:03 am


faolan
@Donovinh: A lot of gay people at Davis? Try UCLA. Or damn... UCSF! (That one's only a grad school, though) Your grandpa was probably right, though... of every UC, you'd think Davis would have beastiality represented!!! rofl


those are bigger schools then davis.

There is a larger percent of them at davis then at UCLA or UCSF (well maybe not UCSF....and we all know why that is, right boys, girls and bothies? xP)

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:30 am


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faolan
@Donovinh: A lot of gay people at Davis? Try UCLA. Or damn... UCSF! (That one's only a grad school, though) Your grandpa was probably right, though... of every UC, you'd think Davis would have beastiality represented!!! rofl


those are bigger schools then davis.

There is a larger percent of them at davis then at UCLA or UCSF (well maybe not UCSF....and we all know why that is, right boys, girls and bothies? xP)

LOL Good point, though... it's "near San Francisco" (unless you actually have to make that trip!), so that probably accounts for a bit of that. Then again, it is in the middle of nowhere, which would by why the population is smaller. xd

But really... I'd think that pretty much any California university would have a "larger gay population" when you compare it to schools elsewhere in the country. Hawaii and Florida excepted.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:27 pm


faolan
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faolan
@Donovinh: A lot of gay people at Davis? Try UCLA. Or damn... UCSF! (That one's only a grad school, though) Your grandpa was probably right, though... of every UC, you'd think Davis would have beastiality represented!!! rofl


those are bigger schools then davis.

There is a larger percent of them at davis then at UCLA or UCSF (well maybe not UCSF....and we all know why that is, right boys, girls and bothies? xP)

LOL Good point, though... it's "near San Francisco" (unless you actually have to make that trip!), so that probably accounts for a bit of that. Then again, it is in the middle of nowhere, which would by why the population is smaller. xd

But really... I'd think that pretty much any California university would have a "larger gay population" when you compare it to schools elsewhere in the country. Hawaii and Florida excepted.

Wouldn't there be more gay people at UCSF because uh...well, San Francisco is the gayest city in the country... xd

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:36 pm


Alexis Laree
faolan
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faolan
@Donovinh: A lot of gay people at Davis? Try UCLA. Or damn... UCSF! (That one's only a grad school, though) Your grandpa was probably right, though... of every UC, you'd think Davis would have beastiality represented!!! rofl


those are bigger schools then davis.

There is a larger percent of them at davis then at UCLA or UCSF (well maybe not UCSF....and we all know why that is, right boys, girls and bothies? xP)

LOL Good point, though... it's "near San Francisco" (unless you actually have to make that trip!), so that probably accounts for a bit of that. Then again, it is in the middle of nowhere, which would by why the population is smaller. xd

But really... I'd think that pretty much any California university would have a "larger gay population" when you compare it to schools elsewhere in the country. Hawaii and Florida excepted.

Wouldn't there be more gay people at UCSF because uh...well, San Francisco is the gayest city in the country... xd


San Franciso, Home to the Gayest Corner in the World xd
Just because gay people go to San Francisco doesnt mean that only gay people go to the college. And by numbers they may have more but we where talking percentage why. And SF might have higher, but Davis is close second (since its smaller and the percentages would be higher). xp
PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:03 am


Alexis Laree

Wouldn't there be more gay people at UCSF because uh...well, San Francisco is the gayest city in the country... xd
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:00 am


Alexis Laree
faolan
Donovinhs Knight
faolan
@Donovinh: A lot of gay people at Davis? Try UCLA. Or damn... UCSF! (That one's only a grad school, though) Your grandpa was probably right, though... of every UC, you'd think Davis would have beastiality represented!!! rofl


those are bigger schools then davis.

There is a larger percent of them at davis then at UCLA or UCSF (well maybe not UCSF....and we all know why that is, right boys, girls and bothies? xP)

LOL Good point, though... it's "near San Francisco" (unless you actually have to make that trip!), so that probably accounts for a bit of that. Then again, it is in the middle of nowhere, which would by why the population is smaller. xd

But really... I'd think that pretty much any California university would have a "larger gay population" when you compare it to schools elsewhere in the country. Hawaii and Florida excepted.

Wouldn't there be more gay people at UCSF because uh...well, San Francisco is the gayest city in the country... xd

sweatdrop Well, I don't know the numbers, but I actually think West Hollywood beats it -- and I know Key West is far gayer than San Fran.

But UCSF is also only a grad school; no BA or BS programs there. So its population isn't really reflective of the local trends...
PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:49 pm


What if they made a UC West Hollywood?
eek

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