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Awesome MSN spam.Arsen: "******** no I don't want the crackers!"
Tatriana: "Alright, alright, we have only a few minutes... what weapon do you want? Bat, crowbar... crackers?"
Arsen: "Screw you, Tatriana. D:"
Tatriana: "Just gimme a time and a place!"
Arsen: "My subconscious, your subconscious.."
Tatriana: "It could work, we just have to cuddle again... wanna cuddle?"
Arsen: "...As long as we burn the peanuts first."
Tatriana: "What about your fibre?"
Arsen: "I'LL GET IT FROM THE CUPBOARDS."
Tatriana: "But then you'll get splinters in your mouth, then my subconscious wont want to kiss your subconscious."
Arsen: "I'm sure your subconscious could help mine take them out."
Tatriana: "But what will your subconscious do for mine once it helps get rid of the splinters?"
Arsen: "They'll figure it out once they're done."
Tatriana: "hmm..." *eyebrow wiggle* "I guess that's acceptable... so what will
you do for
me once they're gone?"
Arsen: "Depends."
Tatriana: "On what?"
Arsen: "ON WHETHER THE MUTHA ********' CRACKERS ARE OUT OF THIS MUTHA ********' TOWN. 3"
Arsen has to take his pants off as a punishment for lozing. *cackles*
Arsen: >-> *Is still wearing the skirt*
Arsen: "LOOK UNDER IT AND AH WILL KILL YOU"
Tatriana: "... with what? Your crackers?"