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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2006 3:08 pm


just bored out of my frieken mind and ill ask people....

how do you get a gf? in your own way,
just bored and wondering how diffrently people do it (i mean real life gf :B)
PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2006 4:09 pm


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Hm, I'm a girl so I wouldn't know. I haven't had a boyfriend in real life, so I wouldn't even know how to get a guy. So yeah, can't help you there...sorry.
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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2006 9:50 pm


lol how would you like a guy to ask you out then?
this can be a question for everyone >.<
PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2006 10:04 pm


User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. And for the last night I lie...

I ask them,
"Hey. Wanna have sex and get married?"
Works every time. cool

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PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2006 2:34 am


Here's a great pick-up line//
You-- "Will you have sex with me? No? Okay, rape it is!"
PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 2:18 pm


what Happend for me to get A guy was my dad, sister, stepmom, stepsister and I work at a renaissance faire, and there was a dude that was the same age as me, I got a crush on him after the first day, accidentaly let it slip the day after, about a week later he said he liked me back(It's only on weekends and ends this sunday), he kissed my hand fist, then my cheek later in the day, then about 4 weeks later, this last week, we lip-locked! so for a guy I'd say joining A Renaissance faire, finding a chick your age then waiting a little bit, and if you like them, tell them(Make it seem like an accident!They'll feel sorry for you and give you a kiss to make you happy!)

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General Lovesucks
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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 3:25 pm


Psketti
Here's a great pick-up line//
You-- "Will you have sex with me? No? Okay, rape it is!"
then u go to jail and then YOU get raped razz
PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 1:08 pm


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Psketti
Here's a great pick-up line//
You-- "Will you have sex with me? No? Okay, rape it is!"
then u go to jail and then YOU get raped razz
not if the girl is easy you wont, or if you go to juvie

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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 3:23 pm


Well, I don't think rape is that easy, and I don't think if you Just walk up and ask,"Hey, wanna' have sex?" They'll jump in bed...
PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:54 am


Kagome_360
Well, I don't think rape is that easy, and I don't think if you Just walk up and ask,"Hey, wanna' have sex?" They'll jump in bed...


Exactly! Thats why you must drug them!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:53 am


the_scottish_hippy
Kagome_360
Well, I don't think rape is that easy, and I don't think if you Just walk up and ask,"Hey, wanna' have sex?" They'll jump in bed...


Exactly! Thats why you must drug them!
LMFAO
PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:33 pm


the_scottish_hippy
Kagome_360
Well, I don't think rape is that easy, and I don't think if you Just walk up and ask,"Hey, wanna' have sex?" They'll jump in bed...


Exactly! Thats why you must drug them!

Okay, This is what Prostitutes are for, NOT DRUGS!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:50 pm


@ Everyone who didn't get the sex/rape jokes: Has anyone in this guild ever heard of sarasm? neutral
PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:06 pm


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@ Everyone who didn't get the sex/rape jokes: Has anyone in this guild ever heard of sarasm? neutral
Yes, don't worry, I know!

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Rock_and_Roll_Girlfriend

PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:58 am


here's the worst pickup line in the world//
were you raised on a farm? no? Well you sure raise c**k well
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