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"If you wanted to teach a baby a lesson, would you cut its head off?... Of course not. You'd paddle it. There can be circumstances when it would be just as foolish to hit an enemy city with an H-bomb as it would be to spank a baby with an axe. War is not violence and killing, pure and simple; war is controlled violence, for a purpose. The purpose of war is to support your government's decisions by force. The purpose is never to kill the enemy just to be killing him but to make him do what you want him to do. Not killing... but controlled and purposeful violence.

But it's not your business or mine to decide the purpose of the control. It's never a soldier's business to decide when or where or how - or why - he fights; that belongs to the statesmen and the generals. The statesmen decide why and how much; the generals take it from there and tell us where and when and how. We supply the violence; other people - 'older and wiser heads,' as they say - supply the control. Which is as it should be."
- Sgt. Zim in Starship Troopers

You did something because it had always been done, and the explanation was "but we've always done it this way." A million dead people can't have been wrong, can they?
- Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

Oh man, I forgot about that song. xd

"As of yesterday, the Bush administration said they still hadn't found the source of the White House leak that outed a woman as a CIA operative. So, just to recap, here are the things President Bush can't find: The White House leak, weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, a link between Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden, the guy who sent the anthrax through the mail, and his own butt with two hands and a flashlight."
-Tina Fey, SNL (Weekend Update)

"CBS cancelled its mini-series on the life of Ronald Reagan after the Republican National Committee protested what it called "historical inaccuracies." The RNC also objected to the network's unflattering portrayal of George W. Bush until they realized it was just a live press conference."
-Tina Fey, SNL (Weekend Update)

Okay, I'll lay off Tina Fey's wonderful Bush jokes. Umm...

"Yesterday, in a New Jersey courtroom, former NBA star Jason Williams was acquitted of manslaughter charges, although by all accounts he did pull the trigger in the shooting death of his limo driver. The verdict sends a clear message that no matter where you live, retired sports stars are allowed to kill you."
-Tina Fey, SNL (Weekend Update)

"You can't keep your eyes closed forever, you'll have to breathe some time!"
-Zim, Invader Zim

"Sorry I'm late... Horrible nightmare visions..."
"It's called life, Dib. Sit down."
-Dib and Ms. Bitters, Invader Zim

More later. I'm lazy, but I still haven't gotten to Buffy or Angel yet.

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"Old George Orwell got it backward.
Big Brother isn't watching. He's singing and dancing. He's pulling rabbits out of your hat. Big Brother's busy holding your attention every moment you're awake. He's making sure you're always distracted. He's making sure you're fully absorbed.
He's making sure your imagination withers. Until it's as useful as your appendix. He's making sure your attention is always filled.
And this being fed, it's worse than being watched. With the world always filling you, no one has to worry about what's in your mind. With everyone's imagination atrophied, no one will ever be a threat to the world."
-Chuck Palahniuk, Lullaby

i'll think of something more lighthearted later. XD;

You rock my world.

i recently discovered why my friend thought bash.org was so funny. surprised

things like:
hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
********* see!
hunter2
doesnt look like stars to me

orr:
I download something from Napster
And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
"getting my song back ********`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
That's only 2 types of people, kow.
STUPID

or. ahahaha. i love this one:
*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
!kjv numbers 22:21
Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his a**, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...

there are more but i think that's enough for me to post for now ;B