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 Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:35 am
You thought you wouldn't see it again, didn't you? Didn't you?! scream
Welcome one and all. biggrin Let's take a trip into the vast and glorious world of "What if...", where we question the continuity of various themes, ranging from Princess Peach's constant abductions to the infamous Crab Battle to even *more* infamous video game Fem/Slash Fiction. Suppose it didn't happen at all? Suppose it happened like *this* instead of like *that*? What's say we find out. twisted
There are a few rules that everyone should abide to, including myself. Follow them, and everything will run smooth and probably rather hystrically. whee
arrow Don't take this seriously. The questions and answers are just to provide a whimsical... disassembly of the canon story, not say that *this* happened instead of *that*.
arrow Answer, then question. Simple, right? Right?? o.O
arrow The question does not need to actually include "What if...", but it does need to be implied.
arrow The common first word in the answer is "Then...". You don't have to say it, just so long as you answer. 3nodding
arrow Don't ask several questions at one time. That just ******** up everything. gonk
arrow Use your imagination. [Almost] Nothing is too taboo here. xd
arrow Suppose someone said something you wanna comment upon. Either quote the post, respond to it, and proceed *or* simply use Aside to _____. This'll help avoid various forms of confusion. I'll chime in on occassion to make sure everything's going smoothly. 3nodding
arrow The more insane the better. whee
arrow Enjoy and have fun. smile
Still here? Awesome! Let's begin. blaugh
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:38 am
What if the Princess in fact *wasn't* in another castle and used that whole excuse to cover up her affair with... wait for it...
...wait for it...
...hang on...
...wait, here it comes...
...Princess Zelda?! eek
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:51 pm
((I am not good at coming up with this kind of stuff, so please add to what I have.))
Than Mario will watch them.
What if Mega man and Zero (The one from MMXZ) meet.
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:02 am
jdr_172000 ((I am not good at coming up with this kind of stuff, so please add to what I have.)) Than Mario will watch them. What if Mega man and Zero (The one from MMXZ) meet. (Assuming you mean the original version of Mega) Mega will mistake Zero for one of Wily's creations...well, okay, he IS, but he's a good guy, so it really doesn't count...and Mega will get owned for messing with the wrong person. Either that or some sort of weird time paradox. xd What if all the Power Rangers from every single season were to meet up? (So many colors!! gonk )
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:01 am
Then we'd have a Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Melee. xd
What if DDR was rated M for Mature?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:06 am
Son Kurichi-Kai Then we'd have a Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Melee. xd What if DDR was rated M for Mature? Then out of pure disbelief that a dancing game could be on the same level as one of their games, Rockstar would release a GTA that was rated E for Everyone just to spite them. xd What if your Memory Cards for PS2 and such actually remembered things other than data, like what happened to you on one of your most embarassing school days? eek
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:22 am
Then I'd go through a new memory card at least once a month because it'll continuously remind me of the time I walked into the fire extinguisher in 7th grade. sweatdrop
What if Square Enix approached you and asked to make an RPG based on your life?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:03 am
It would be the first game to ever acheive a rating even higher than AO. It also would never even see development because I'm so lame. biggrin
What if *you* were engaged in a [grunts] crab battle?! whee
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:51 pm
Then I would avoid using a knife altogether and go straight for the uzi.
What if the Soul Calibur, Dead Or Alive, Mortal Kombat, Virtua Fighter, and Tekken franchises were made into one giant mega-game?
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:10 am
iamsouledg3 Then I would avoid using a knife altogether and go straight for the uzi. What if the Soul Calibur, Dead Or Alive, Mortal Kombat, Virtua Fighter, and Tekken franchises were made into one giant mega-game? Things would either be unbalanced or really weird, since all the unarmed people would probably be armed with weapons...and things would be a LOT more violent...I could just imagine Hayabusa with an Izuna Drop straight to hell for his fatality. xd I bet FFVIIFangirl will be able to answer this next one... xd What if Sigma had remained a good guy after Zero became a Maverick Hunter?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:54 am
I Kei I iamsouledg3 Then I would avoid using a knife altogether and go straight for the uzi. What if the Soul Calibur, Dead Or Alive, Mortal Kombat, Virtua Fighter, and Tekken franchises were made into one giant mega-game? Things would either be unbalanced or really weird, since all the unarmed people would probably be armed with weapons...and things would be a LOT more violent...I could just imagine Hayabusa with an Izuna Drop straight to hell for his fatality. xd I bet FFVIIFangirl will be able to answer this next one... xd What if Sigma had remained a good guy after Zero became a Maverick Hunter? Then Sigma will still be the leader of the Maverick Hunters...taking care of all the maverick problems. X wouldn't angst so much because seeing how Sigma has everything under control, will open his own petting Zoo.. Zero would then quit the Maverick Hunters also...since his first talent...killing...would be over-shadowed by Sigma's skills and will always be in his shadow...and that's a pretty big shadow. So Zero will go with his second talent...male modeling...all girls will have posters of him hanging in their rooms and they dream of how they can be with Zero...but never will because FFVIIFangirl got to him first.
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:05 pm
What if Jak, Racket, Dex, and Clank meet?
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:35 am
jdr_172000 What if Jack, Racket, Dex, and Clank meet? They'd team up and go hunt down the other "mascots" of the other games. What if Geese and Terry were actually best friends instead of mortal enemies? eek
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:45 am
Then Rock probably wouldn't be such a wussy b***h. razz
Terry would also be Geese's right hand man instead of Billy.
What if Sage Ruffin didn't Think Differently? eek
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:06 am
Then I would be known as the think different person in the guild (honestly, I'm not too far from him.)
What if we were all to come together and make our own video game?
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