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Tawney

PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:45 pm


So, I've come across some amusing dialogue between NPCs, so I'm sure all you guys have as well.

So, either type out what they said as accurately as you can remember, or post a screenshot of the text.

I'll add onto this later, but here's what I've found so far.

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Both from DB. rofl
PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:32 am


It's like Of Mice and Men!

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XianRazius

PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:25 pm


i found a NPC singing about clif racers...i wet my self thinking they all came from morrowind to kill me
PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:26 pm


XianRazius
i found a NPC singing about clif racers...i wet my self thinking they all came from morrowind to kill me


I think someone was talking about making a cliffracer mod for Oblivion... gonk

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Rukoric
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:58 pm


XianRazius
i found a NPC singing about clif racers...i wet my self thinking they all came from morrowind to kill me


Yeah, the Drunken idiot in Cheydinhal. He's near one of the bridges. If you walk up to him and listen, he sings. Off-key. Loudly.
PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:55 pm


XianRazius
i found a NPC singing about clif racers...i wet my self thinking they all came from morrowind to kill me

Flyyyinn'... Flyyyinn' so higghhh... Cliff Racer flyyyss soo higghh.. Flyyyinn'...

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:26 pm


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XianRazius
i found a NPC singing about clif racers...i wet my self thinking they all came from morrowind to kill me

Flyyyinn'... Flyyyinn' so higghhh... Cliff Racer flyyyss soo higghh.. Flyyyinn'...
When I walked by him he started singing that. I was like "Shut the #%*& up!" And killed (or knocked him out, I can't remember) him. Then the gaurds started chasing me. He's for a quest isn't he?
PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:24 pm


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XianRazius
i found a NPC singing about clif racers...i wet my self thinking they all came from morrowind to kill me

Flyyyinn'... Flyyyinn' so higghhh... Cliff Racer flyyyss soo higghh.. Flyyyinn'...
When I walked by him he started singing that. I was like "Shut the #%*& up!" And killed (or knocked him out, I can't remember) him. Then the gaurds started chasing me. He's for a quest isn't he?
AHHH THERE AFTER ME !!! *draws ebony long sword and starts killing every one*

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Rukoric
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:37 pm


Yeah, and in the quest, he dies. That seized house is his, and he attacks the guard to try and get it back. Naturally, the guard fells him in one hit.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:30 am


Sormani
Yeah, and in the quest, he dies. That seized house is his, and he attacks the guard to try and get it back. Naturally, the guard fells him in one hit.
spoilers some what but ya i remeber that good times

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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 11:10 am


Listen to the pirates on the Waterfront. It's so funny. blaugh
PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 8:14 pm


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Listen to the pirates on the Waterfront. It's so funny. blaugh
If they aren't dead of course. ninja

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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 10:47 pm


Kenac
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Listen to the pirates on the Waterfront. It's so funny. blaugh
If they aren't dead of course. ninja


I'll just sit there next to them and be all, "Yo ho ho an' a bottle o' cod liver oil!" It's all good. Until I go near their ship. Then they try to kill me. Then the guards come and save my worthless a**. Then it's all good again. smile
PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 10:51 pm


*when you ask Ongar about barter when you're not in the Thieves Guild* "There must be some mistake. I don't buy or sell goods."

xd I read that, and I cracked up so hard.

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bytbyt

PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 6:25 pm


FemaleNPC:Whats the fine for necrophila?

That one kills me!
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