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Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2025 4:22 am
đđđ đđđđ The participants are collected around a table, on which are a variety of writing implements and pieces of parchment, as well as a basket containing many folded slips of paper tied in string.
âA truly chivalrous soul,â announces Joy, as she presides over the table with the falcon once more on her arm, âis well versed in more than martial prowess and a valiant heart. They ought to be able to exercise skill in the softer arts of chivalry, as well. Step up to the basket and select a slip of paper. It will have a theme written on it. You have a half hour to compose a poem on the theme,â she says cheerfully, âand read it out before me and the rest of the spectators. Donât be shy - that would be a disgrace to a chivalrous hero,â she adds mischievously. âAfter all the poems have been read aloud, I will place the poems on the table and Hellawes, here, as an ardent admirer of the literary arts, as you can see -â pointing towards a scrap of parchment the bird is diligently shredding â- will select a winner for me, who will receive four points. Everyone else who participates will receive two points.â
đđđđđđđ đ đđđđ Please include the following at the top of your post:
[b]Character name:[/b] [b]Competing for:[/b] (name of your Fair One, if you have one) [b]Poem:[/b][quote]poem text goes here[/quote]
Your character has a half hour to compose a poem in one of three formats - a limerick or a haiku will be just fine, but a sonnet might be fun if youâre feeling truly inspired - and read it aloud before the company. If they are truly, truly too embarrassed, you can RP them handing it to Joy, and assume that she will read it aloud for them (no need to wait for me to reply). Roll 1d10 to determine what your poem topic will be:Quote: 1-2: Your characterâs least favorite food, or some other thing that they hate. 3-5: The Garde itself, or the tournament. 6-7: Your characterâs own virtues and beauty, or the virtues and beauty of Joy, if theyâre feeling like a suck-up. 8: Your characterâs homeworld or Wonder, or their own powers. 9: Your characterâs Fair One, if they have one; if not, something they are proud of in themselves. 10: Any topic you like! After the poems have been read out, Hellawes is readied to swoop down and choose a winner (via RNG). This winner, along with the other winners and the Fairest One of All, are soon to be announced!
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tefla rolled 1 10-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-10)
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2025 1:19 pm
Character name: Karaka of Aye-ayes Competing for: herself Poem:Quote: Nothing good comes from Eating despised food items Run, flee, save yourself. (( poem topic - least favorite food/ or some other thing they hate ))
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Fiction1119 rolled 1 10-sided dice:
9
Total: 9 (1-10)
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2025 2:43 pm
Character name: Botein Competing for: herself Poem:[9: Your characterâs Fair One, if they have one; if not, something they are proud of in themselves.] ((Her generosity)) Quote: There once was a heart full of grace, Who gave love to all in its place. With kindness so wide, It spread far and wideâ A bright never-ending embrace. In for a penny, in for a pound as the saying goes. The day had been full of fun and games so she didnât hesitate to join in around the table when Joy called them all over. Curious Botein took a slip of paper as the basket was passed around as the knight explained. Poems. They were to write poems. Botein wanted to put her paper back but she knew that would be rude. Rude and uncouth. Absolutely not to be done, especially after the hospitality shown to them so she was stuck writing a poem. Maybe the bird, Hellawes, would be ever so kind as to shred her little piece of paper before Botein had to write a word⌠then again probably not. Her mind already trying to come up with something, the senshi wondered a bit. Just what did one write about themselves? Something they were proud of? What was she proud of anyway? Her GPA? Her work ethic? Her friendliness? Her hair? âThere once was a woman with wild red hair, Sheâd comb it with quite some care.â Hair, care, mare, affair? What rhymed with it and made sense? She had only stopped herself from chewing on the pencil she had been given after realizing just how rude it would be to return it with bitemarks all over it. Botein knew she disliked it when it happened to her in class. There were just so many kids in this one class who just always seemed to forget their writing utensils. Sometimes Botein felt like she was giving away more pencils than a school store but she didnât mind since they needed them. Besides, she got them back at the end of the class, if a little worse for wear. There was even one group that called her generous and sweet, they even promised to bring their own pens next time. They didnât but it was what it was, Botein really didnât mind. No strings attached and all that. That gave her an idea. She mentally pivoted and started to scribble down on the little piece of parchment, scratching out when she messed up, but finally she had a finished poem. It wasnât very good, in fact she couldnât come up with a rhyme for âwideâ so she just reused it. Botein hoped that was okay. She didnât really remember much from the poetry portion of the English class she had taken. She just knew it needed to rhyme and it was best to keep it relatively short, for her own sake. By the end of the half hour she had her poem. It was bad but it was done, that was the best Botein could hope for. Bracing for laughs or at least chuckles the senshi stepped up and ran through her little limerick in one breath before giving a quick little bob of her head. She handed over the slip of parchment and hurried back into the waiting crowd to fade among the other participants. Botein was definitely not a poet laureate, and she definitely didn't ever want to be one. Who knew rhyming stuff would be so dang hard!
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lizbot rolled 1 10-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-10)
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2025 5:59 pm
Character name: grieve of The Collapse Competing for: Kua'kua Poem:
Staring down at the slip, Grieve remembered she couldn't ********' read.
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Honkzilla rolled 2 10-sided dice:
10, 1
Total: 11 (2-20)
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2025 7:00 pm
Character name: Sailor Tempesti Competing for: Herself Poem:Quote: There is a hen named Hildegard Whose screeching might leave someone scarred Her wings may glitter With a loud titter But she will still dig up your yard Character name: Sailor Bacchus Competing for: Hildegard (He'll accept points in her honor) Poem:Quote: Why do they look good? They taste so ******** bitter. Cranberries ******** off. Tempesti had never been much of a poet, but she was willing to give it a try for the tournament. After all, Joy had been kind enough to invite all of them and it was only right to participate in her games. Chuckling softly as Hildegard pecked about on the ground, she decided that the not quite hen was as good a muse as any for her own poem. ----- Bacchusâ mouth ran dry at the prospect of performing a poem. It had been too long, he had been too silent for that. He should have expected it, there was no reason not to, but somehow heâd been unprepared for the possibility of resuming his role so suddenly. Scowling, he decided to write a short poem about those <********> berries. âTempesti, write this down for me.â The stupid, frustrating characters in which people wrote English still largely eluded him, so he dictated his impromptu poem to his friend. âWhat were those ******** lying berries called again?ââCranberries, and I told you that theyâre good if you put them with sugar.ââThatâs what they want you to think.âTempesti laughed as she wrote down Bacchusâ short tirade against the offending fruit, handing it back to him. âYouâre not performing?ââNah, not in the mood.âBacchusâ response was clipped and uncharacteristically subdued. âThanks though.â He walked the paper up to Joyeuse Garde, handing it over with a crooked grin. âIâm not tuned up to perform today, Iâll leave that to the Mistress of Revels.â
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itspao_ rolled 1 10-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-10)
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2025 4:07 am
Character name: Ekstrom Competing for: Herself Poem: Thereâs a peace in the chill that you keep, In the secrets you bury so deep. When you open a door, It means something moreâ Itâs a promise you give me to keep. Ekstrom gathered around the table with the others, pulling a slip of paper from the basket before grabbing her pen and parchment. Her brows gently furrowed together as she opened the slip of paper to reveal the theme she was supposed to be write about. It was an easy topic, all things considered, though her worries about what all she still had to do and take care of had briefly worried her. Her expression softened after a moment, and she smiled the smallest of smiles as she took her time sifting through her thoughts and memories of the space. She had a fondness for her Wonder that she couldn't quite understand never mind explain to anyone else, and it perhaps made her quite a bit of a softie where certain things were concerned, but she'd made her peace with all of that. Only recently, sure, but she managed it. There was still plenty of time left when she very carefully started writing. It didn't take her too long, and she finished she set her pen down and read over what she'd written a few times. She briefly wondered if it was enough, if it captured at least a fraction of her thoughts and feelings about her charge. If the prompt had been more related to visual arts she might have been a bit more confident about it. She was more gifted with drawing and sketching than she was the written word. Still, she gave it a shot and there was no shame in that. She let out a sigh and turned her paper over, not wanting to read it again in case the next time might see her giving in to the temptation of scribbling over what she'd written and trying again, and she quietly waited for the time to run out and for her turn to read it aloud. It was enough, she thought with a little nod. Hopefully, anyway.
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Amasis rolled 1 10-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-10)
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2025 5:51 am
Character name: Emain Ablach Competing for: Amoris Poem:Quote: Beautiful wonder Difficult time competing Visit again soon Of course he got up and said it out loud himself. He could only imagine the needling he'd get if he not only performed poorly with Amoris as his Fair One but was too embarrassed to read a poem out loud. Luckily for Emain Ablach, literature was something he had extensive experience where he'd failed at horseback riding, and this was scarcely that much different from delivering a sermon if he thought about it. He stood up, read his haiku, and sat back down without a trace of self-consciousness.
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Indigo_Plateau rolled 1 10-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-10)
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2025 5:55 am
Character name: Liriope Competing for: Solaris Poem:Quote: If you could believe That I have never been one To ******** write poems Look, on her world, Liriope had been praised for being sweet and cute and adventurous and funny- But literally no one had ever praised her wit and intelligence, and that wasn't bound to start now.
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Seiana_ZI rolled 2 0-sided dice:
,
Total: 0 (2-0)
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Codebreaking Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2025 6:44 am
(ell oh ell, this is what I get for doing this half asleep)
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Seiana_ZI rolled 2 10-sided dice:
8, 2
Total: 10 (2-20)
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2025 6:45 am
Character name: Abzu of Neptune Competing for: Stromboli of Uranus Poem:Quote: Brushstrokes drift in blue Silent reefs cradle the muse, Art blooms under waves. A poem's lyricism was similar enough to the lyrics he could create with sound from his saxophone that he was fairly confident in his ability to pull this one off, too. It was a confidence that had built throughout the competition. When it started, he was primarily doing it for the fun of it and to play along with the process to get to the aftermath of music and overnight camping with the other adults. As he had started progressing through the steps, he realized, despite not intentionally starting out with the intention of doing well, he was doing well! And now he needed to write a poem about his own wonder, the artistic (and scientific) retreat ten thousand leagues under the Neptunian sea. Abzu cleared his throat when he was ready to read a poem aloud of his own. A haiku, for ease, of course. Abzu wasn't sure how well he would have a rhyming scheme down required for a limerick. The five seven five pattern of a haiku, though, he could do under the time constraints he was under. Abzu didn't miss the double take from IbirapitĂĄ after he was done reading. Abzu threw IbirapitĂĄ a wink, just for good measure. ---------- Character name: Eridu of Cybele Competing for: n/a Poem:Quote: Slimey pink salami Spotted with fats and unknowns Indigestible gross Poetry. Eridu was hardly a poet. They could certainly read and enjoy poetry, especially in the context of entering a meditative or astral state, but writing it was an entirely different field. It was an entirely different planet, on top of that. They had no idea how to write a limerick. Haiku were at least easier, they supposed, in their five seven five pattern. They were short and snappy and frequently did not have much to say, considering in English classes, they were frequently the first poetry assignment given to grammar school students. Could Eridu do better than a middle schooler? Least favourite food, or some other hated thing. Okay. They could do that. They despised so much that they let boil under the surface it was perhaps unbelievable. Except what was there to say in poetic form about salami? It was Slimey, they guessed. Full of other things other than the base product. And it was just gross, they supposed, which they could add in their composition. Was this the correct amount of syllables? Did they even care at this point? There was no way they were anywhere close to winning this silly competition, especially since they had seen how other people had performed. Including when it came to the poetry. Would this owl decide theirs was worth a victory lap? They were fairly sure their accolade hoped so, considering others had gone on victory laps when theirs could not. Maybe they would get lucky after their attempts at reading something like indigestible gross in a formality that would make any board rooms shake in their boots. ... On the other hand, maybe Eridu should just steal their son's work. Was that a legal move?
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Sara Draconia rolled 1 10-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-10)
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2025 7:32 am
Character name: Super Feronia of Groundcherries Competing for: Antisana Poem:Quote: O fair of vinemoss, who sings with a golden voice is patient and kind With so many people around, he felt nervous in Antisana's absence. While he knew his friend was here somewhere, lost in the crowd, he felt lost at how to go about things without them nearby to ask questions to. The arts had been something he managed well enough back home, ringing in ceremonies with song or with verses brought from the vinemosss, but to speak about oneself instead of the community? That was foreign to him; to give such importance to his own virtues felt wrong, but he wasn't home... With his ears drooping slightly as he fidgeted with his hands in front of him, he tried to think of the shortest way he could do things so as not to upset the host or other guests. The problem came with how quietly he spoke, barely making a noise as he stated his short poem before falling silent again. It was hard not to make a face at how distasteful it felt to talk about himself in such a way. It was something he felt that humans did, something he still didn't exactly understand, but that was part of why he was here wasn't he?
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elfstar89 rolled 3 10-sided dice:
2, 1, 6
Total: 9 (3-30)
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2025 10:57 am
Character name: Sailor Aquitania Competing for: Herself Poem:Quote: Oh! How your ruby flesh in sun does glitt'r, But on my tongue reveal yourself so bitt'r! I had believed myself in food no quitt'r, Until your slices my plate did litter. If not for posts of adults on Twitter, I might enjoy better than grapefruit fritt'r. Theme: 1-2: Your characterâs least favorite food, or some other thing that they hate. Aquitania chewed on her lip as she looked at her theme. Least favorite food, or something she hated. Well, she'd recently peeked at a book of translated Arabic poetry in the family library, which she'd wanted to try, so she might try it here, though the rhythm would be wrong for Arabic. That was fine. She could still keep the rhyming, just write something longer, to push her ability to avoid repetition.
The words began to flow, sweeter than grapefruit deserved, and while a "grapefruit fritter" probably didn't exist, it might get a cheap laugh. Probably not prize-winning, but maybe competent.Character name: Green Chapel of Earth Competing for: Herself Poem:Quote: Bitter and tasteless, Boil'd water, with beans or leaves, I prefer tisane. Theme: 1-2: Your characterâs least favorite food, or some other thing that they hate. Green Chapel groaned inwardly as she saw her theme. Something she hated. A poem for straight tea or black coffee. Yaaayyy. This wouldn't go well. Worse, of the three of them, Aquitania was the wordsmith, not Green Chapel or Aberdonia. Well. Haikus had come up in English class and wouldn't take long, might as well get it over with.Character name: Sailor Aberdonia Competing for: Sailor Aquitania Poem:Quote: The twinkle in the eye, flush on the cheeks, In colors both wild and subtle, shining-- To needful face the beauty fair it seeks, I bring an end to the heartsick pining. My craft I gift to all in need of joy, Without a qualm, with steady hand, I paint-- Affairs of heart and face for me no toy, I aid all those whose hearts in public faint. Cosmetics and perfumes are my delight, A joyful heart and a bright smile my hope, My dream to make all faces shine so bright, Perhaps I am but a starry-eyed dope. I waste too many words on my fool self, When I should spare more thoughts for gems on shelf. Theme: 6-7: Your characterâs own virtues and beauty, or the virtues and beauty of Joy, if theyâre feeling like a suck-up. Aberdonia stared at his slip. Himself. Or Joyeuse Garde. But he didn't know the keeper of the Garde all that well, and he wasn't one to brag about himself. And cosmetics probably weren't going to fit neatly into a poem.
He could take a stab at a sonnet and see where it took him....
Nervously, he completed his poem and submitted it, trying to avoid eye contact when his turn came to read it.
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Rejam rolled 1 10-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-10)
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2025 4:46 pm
Character name: Maus Competing for: Kua'kua Poem:Quote: Once when a Wonder from Earth Held a party in honor of mirth, A handsome young knight, (here, he poked his thumb towards his own chest with a beaming smile) Picking too big a fight, Ended up on his a** in the dirt-th. He gave Grieve a thumbs up as he finished. He could deal with being a loser as long as he was a good one.
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Seiana_ZI rolled 1 10-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-10)
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2025 6:54 pm
Character name: IbirapitĂĄ of Shade Competing for: n/a Poem:Quote: In the joyeuse garde, knights tilt beneath ageless boughsâ joust of whispered myths. Alright, poetry. While he was not as much of a wordsmith as his long deceased husband had been, perhaps over the time that had passed, IbirapitĂĄ absorbed some of it. He had spent a long time reading over the writings his partner had left behind before they, too, started falling victim to the rot that had infested his life. It was fine. The topic he was granted was, in fact, the Garde he was staying at or the joust itself. Perhaps there was some way he could combine them all in this English rhyming structure. Ibirapitan words sounded so much more mystical than English, lighter and flightier and not whatever English had declared itself over the time it had been granted. Long enough, seeing as this place still existed. IbirapitĂĄ wrote carefully, starting first in his own language, and then shifting an attempt to translate it to English. It needed tweaking, afterwards; a direct one-to-one did not exist. Perhaps, though, this would be close enough (and he could retreat to a tent for the remainder of the night).
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Codebreaking Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2025 7:02 pm
CLOSED for new rolls
gaia_crown gaia_crown gaia_crown gaia_crown
(but feel free to keep RPing)
Tally/RNG choosing will happen in a bit
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