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 Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 4:26 pm
Jim Ross stood in the ring as the show opened.
JR: ladies and gentleman as you may have heard, The Alpha Male Bison Mbadi has decided to retire from competition. Before he comes out to say a few parting words, we have a video package celebrating the career of Bison.
ALL HAIL THE ALPHA MALE!
The video opens up to the debut of Bison in WWE:E.
look at the size of this man! He's absolutely destroying Crazy Wayne!
Seven foot tall, 380 pounds of pure dominant athlete
The Alpha Male from Bridgetown, Barbados
The video moves to highlights from the 2013 triple cage match. Bison dominating his opponents to gain the victory.
can anyone stop this man!? Bison Mbadi is the #1 contender to the Asylum Championship!
Interviewer: Bison much has happened recently. At the pay per view you won the triple cage match and became #1 contender to the asylum title. Not to mention The Evolution Champion challenged you to a match. Can we get some of your thoughts?
"My thoughts? I am angry! I did not win the triple cage match, I DOMINATED it! There was no challenge in that match! I am hungry, I am unchallenged. I've stood on top of the necks of all my opponents. I am undefeated in single's competition. I am the #1 contender, and yet I am INSULTED! The Number Three poked his carni a** into the title picture. MY title picture. Salem should be shaking in his little boots with fear knowing I'll be taking his belt from him. Instead I see Three popping in, and I am ignored! I will remind the both of them that Bison Mbadi is going nowhere, and that belt is mine. Now, forgetting those two I have the one and only God of Time challenging me. For so long he's denied challenges sent his way, calling all not worthy of even seeing him in the ring. Now he calls Bison Mbadi, the Alpha Male, for a match."
Interviewer: It seems like quite an honor. How does it feel?
"Feel? It feels bittersweet is how it feels.Yes Chrono challenged me, he's a smart man to know I stand on his level. However, he called me a warm up. He called ME, The Alpha Male of this business! A warm up! A tune up match! He sees me as a stepping stone! I am seven feet tall three hundred and eighty pounds of superior genetics! You listen to me Chrono Clepsydra, God of Time, Evolution Champion. I am not some warm up for you. I accept your challenge, I wills ee you in the ring. Make no mistake, I will warm you up if you're lucky! If not... then you won't be making it to your match against Shanahan. This interview is over."
The video moves to Bisons match against Chrono. The two big men slamming into each other. Until the end when Chrono put him down the Dark Dimension.
1!
...2!
......3!
Its over! The Tyrannical Behemoth, the God of Time has handed Bison his first singles loss!
Highlights of the cage match for the Asylum title play on.
oh my god! Bison Mbadi has lifted the cage! Hes lifted it!
..... the winner and still Asylum Champion, Salem Croft!
Footage jumps ahead to the tag tournament and the formation of Big Men on Campus.
Thangor and Bison. Two massive mountains of mankind. They have been decimating the competition.
...
They did it! Thangor and Bison..the Big Men on Campus have won the tag titles!
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Here we have a triple threat elimination tag match. Last team standing will hold the tag titles. Whays this? Both teams have decided to ally together and eliminate the champions! Thangor has just been eliminated! Bison is the last champion left in the match!
Bison stood tall, then the video slows down as it shows Summers and Three bashing Bison with the duo of conchairtos.
Then it showed Summers and Three turning on their partners, eliminating them.
Three took the microphone and held it up to his mouth. "For too long we've watched the tag divison here in WWE:E sputter out. Its deteriorated to the point that two gigantic idiots with no real talent, or personality, can become champions! Management has become so deperate in fact that they had to force men together just to fill the tag team ranks. But look what that made, they stuck me with strawberry shortcake, and put us against team Limp Noodle.
It's pathetic, so I thought to myself. In EWA Summers and I dominated the tag division, went through 7 straight title defenses, and have done nothing but outstand. So I said to myself, Three... E:E doesn't need random tag teams. It needs Three Seasons! My man Brantley was all to happy to pick up our glory here. So now rather than a couple of oversized nitwits, we have real champions, Brantley a force of chaos, and a master stratagist; and Three, the entity of destruction and the best tactician in the feds. Together were not unbeatable; were untouchable.
I'm talking to all of you in the back. Get ready for a real Heatwave, you're in for a long summer; and there's no tag-team in the world up to ending our reign!"
The video moves forward to WWFG. Showing flashes of Bisons matches agaisnt Talon and Lauri Henry. Then the Undisputed Title match against Dion.
Sanctions! Dions locked it in! BISONS TAPPING!
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The winner and STILL Undisputed Champion: Dion Necurat!
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The winner and STILL World Champion: Drako Damone!
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The winner by countout: Dean Johnson!
...
The video moves to Backlash: The King of the Canvas tournament.
its the first match in round 1 of the king of the canvas tournament. Salem Croft has returned from injury at the hands of Bison and is now seeking to get his revenge.
"Salem has never beaten me one on one. I have his number. This will end the same way it always does.... Salem on the ground and me with my hand raised"
It shows the chokeslam from Bison.
The spear through the barricade
Salem crawling back to the ring to Bisons dismay.
The powerbomb countered into a stunner.
"SHOW-TIME SA-LEM!"
CLAP, CLAP, CLAP-CLAP-CLAP!
"SHOW-TIME SA-LEM!"
CLAP, CLAP, CLAP-CLAP-CLAP!
Jr: "Like Lazarus back from the dead, so too has Salem come back a new man! This is a snake of a different color we're seeing here, King!"
"Bison can't believe it, the fans can't believe it, even I can't believe it, J.R.! 'The Show' must go on!"
The video shows the suplexes and powerbomb. Bison trying to hit the flying elbow drop dodged by Salem. Bison crashing into the corner. His wrist kicked into the pole. Salems elbow drop.
The guillotine countered by Bison.
"Salem has never beaten me one on one"
Then the gut kick, the scissor kick, and the stomp.
"This will end the same way it always does"
1! 2! 3!!!!!
"Salem on the ground.... and me with my hand raised "
THE WINNER OF THE MATCH: SALEM CROFT!
Interviewer: Bison, with you being eliminated from the tournament what are your plans moving forward?
"..... there isn't any. I'm done... I'm going home..."
The video closes ~~~~~~
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 7:03 pm
JR: Now here with me in the ring to say some words... the Alpha Male, Bison Mbadi.
Bison stood in the ring wearing a nice blue suit with yellow trim. He dabbed at his eyes with a small towel before putting it on his shoulder. He raised the microphone.
"I have had some time... to think. About my past, my career. My successes.... and my failures."
Bison sighed softly, lowering the microphone for a brief moment to collect himself.
"You see ever since I debuted back in WWE:E I've had one thing going for me. Being the Alpha Male. Being the most dominant force in every sport I entered. Basketball, football, vale tudo, and wrestling. When I first started I hit the ground running, unbeaten for several weeks. There comes a problem however... and taking a deep hard look it started when I went face to face with Chrono Clepsydra..."
The crowd grew quiet, listening to where The Alpha Male was going..they saw the highlights from the video package remembering facing the God of Time.
"for the first time I heard someone refer to me as a warm up....a stepping stone. It angered me. I've never been so insulted. I was 7 feet 380 pounds of pure athlete. Of dominance. Power and destruction. I was the Alpha Male. I was sure I was going to show him what it meant to insult me........
...... then I lost. Me, undefeated one v one. Beaten clean in the middle of the ring. No tricks, no cunning... I was beaten with power, with force. Looking back now I had already begun to doubt myself. There I was #1 contender for the Asylum Championship. I was mad when my one on one was turned into a triple threat, but I felt it didnt matter. I was bigger, stronger, still running hot... I had gold in my eyes! I went into that that match and a sneaky trick by Three didn't stop me! A locked cage didn't stop me! I did what no other man has done in this business..."
Bison's voice raised in a loud crescendo as he raised a hand upward.
"I LIFTED THAT STEEL CAGE! I LIFTED IT UP HIGH WITH MY POWERFUL ARMS AND ENTERED THAT RING AND I... I!!!!
Bison paused, taking a few deep breaths before he lowered his arm back down.
"I lost... Salem retained the Asylum Championship and I didnt get another chance at winning it..he moved on, lost it to Cartwright.... and I was pushed along elsewhere."
He heaved a heavy sigh, his tone having lowered. Bison looked down at the mat as the memory of his disappontment sank in. The crowd wasn't sure what to think. Truly Bison never got another chance at the title and he earned that match in the first place. He didnt even get to have a singles match for it.
" I drifted aimlessly for a while after that. Until I was invited to the Tag Invitational. I was paired with Thangor, a partner that truly fit me. Big Men on Campus. Two powerful titans going to conquer the whole division! We beat every other team in the tournament and beat The Honor Guard, decorated champion tag team...we were going to go all the way and be the greatest team in company history!"
Bison sighed once more. The video package alresdy showed the insanity that was that triple threat elimination. The winners were one half of the other two teams deciding to bend the rules in their favor. They also remembered the insulting words said by Three afterwards.
"Two...gigantic idiots.... with no talent or personality. Those words echoed in my head even more than the ringing in my ears from those chair shots. No talent. Me. I suppose those words really stuck, given how clearly I remember them. Now I could elaborate through my whole story but lets skip forward to Backlash. The first round of the King of the Canvas tournament against the newly returned Salem Croft. A man who only ever beaten me once, and never one on one."
The crowd went into a SHOWTIME chant..the Alpha Male waited for the Chant to die down before continuing.
"Yet, here I stand eliminated from the tournament with Salem moving on to round 2. You see that time sitting on the mat I realized something: my whole career has been a long line of disappointing almosts. ALMOST beat Chrono, ALMOST became Asylum Champion, ALMOST defended my tag title, ALMOST CWA Gladiator Champion... oh that didn't even make the video package, yeah CWA went under after its second week... ALMOST Undisputed champion, ALMOST WWFG World champion, ALMOST King of the Canvas winner, ALMOST earning my second chance at the World Title.... The Alpha Male should be standing at the top, the pinnacle of what every man can be and can accomplish in this industry. Although I am seven feet tall, I have fallen short. I'm not a rookie anymore, and every man needs to know when the time comes to... call it quits. To put things to rest... a time where something needs to come to an end. I realized it is time the Alpha Male ceases to be in the WWFG..."
Bison finished his speech, taking a somber tone. The crowd started clapping, a new chant of THANK YOU, BISON soon shifted to ALL HAIL. THE ALPHA MALE!
Bison looked back up, smiling as he took the towel and wiped at his freshly falling tears.
"thank you..."
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 7:38 pm
JR: "Well Bison it is a shame to hear you are going to retire with still so many years left in you to compete. It has been an honor calling your matches and I believe we can all say WWFG won't be the same without yo-"
JR stopped speaking as Bison covered the microphone with a massive hand.
"Jim... you weren't listening " Bison said in a dark tone.
"Retire? When did I say that? The Alpha Male is being left in the past... but BISON is here to stay. You want me gone, JR?"
JR started to babble, confused and frightened as Bison towered over him.
"Is that what you want, JR? YOU WANT BISON GONE!? YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE!? YOU WANT MY CAREER YOU CAN TAKE IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!"
Bison grabbed JR, hooking his arm snd head and plantng good ol' Jim Ross with a thunderous Giga Impact! With an enraged huff? Bison stood back up and addressed the crowd microphone in hand.
"You all were expecting me to retire? Huh!? Ready to say farewell to Bison Mbadi!? I'm not retiring, I'm rebranding!!!" He shouted.
"Touting about with the Alpha Male shtick, parading around like some Campus jock. Showing off for you all? That got me nothing but disappontment! I'm going back to my roots... what it is I do best... HURTING PEOPLE!"
He glared down at JR, who was still face first ok the mat.
".....allow me to demonstrate... what I mean..." he said more softly as he opened his suit jacket, pulling out a wooden baton. The kind used in stick fighting.
"In Barbados we have a thing called Bajan... or stick-lickng. You will be the first to taste it, JR."
A squad of security rushed down the ramp, sliding into the ring to stand between Bison and the aged announcer. Bison wasnt detered as *crack* he struck one man down. *crack* *crack* *crack* he whipped the stick from one man to another, sending them down as he headed over to JR..he hoisted the Oklahoma native up and leaned him into a corner, his arms hanging on the ropes as Bison prepared to bring the hardwood baton down on the man...
King: OH GOD, JR! WON'T SOMEBODY STOP HIM!?
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2023 10:42 am
FEED! ME! MORE! "Meat On The Table" would blast throughout the arena as it exploded through the PA System, with the crowd cheering loudly for who the theme song belonged to; one of WWF:G's new forces to be reckoned with, Ryback.. The sudden sound would cause Bison to stop in his tracks and pay attention to what he was in for. Ryback would then storm out of the curtain and through the entrance tunnel as the audience members would give an even bigger pop to him, as his presence would be shown to the thousands of people in attendance here tonight. They didn't expect to see him already however as he was scheduled to have his second round King of the Canvas match later on tonight but it looks the fans were getting their tickets worth. They were even more excited that he would be coming out obviously to aid Jim Ross! Ryback continued to storm down the ramp with increased speed as the ramp lowered the more he reached the end, never taking his eyes off Bison. His theme song quickly ended as he slid in the ring and faced Bison, not intimidated by his size, the bodies of security down on the canvas, or the fact that he had the wooden baton in hand. Actually, noticing the look on Ryback's face you could tell there was no sign of fear, only anger. If there was one thing Ryback hated, it was bullies, and Bison had no reason to be assaulting this legendary elderly commentator. He would take a few steps forward but not getting in striking distance, just to Bison a little warning.
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2023 8:05 pm
Bison stared down at the Big Guy. Oddly named in this moment given the size difference. Bison twirled this baton in his hand, as if contemplating cracking Ryback with it first.
The Caribbean colossus glared for what felt like minutes as seconds passed, before giving a slight smirk, walking past Ryback and out of the ring. He headed up the ramp and out to the back as medical staff came.to get JR.
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