On the first day of Christmas, My true love sent to me A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree!
It's OLD and BORING! I'd like to see NEW versions of this song. So to win this contest you guys need to ...
Write your own version of the 12 Days of Christmas!
Piece of cake right?
Well I hope so cause I can't wait to see what y'all come up with.
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Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 5:15 am
Instructions and Prizes:
Each person can submit 1 new version of 12 Days of Christmas song. If your version of the song doesn't make me cringe when I try to sing it (cause it's scary or terrible and belongs in a Halloween event or something) then you win this prize:
Please put your entry in spoiler tags like I did with the original song. The code for spoiler tags can be found below:
[spoiler] (Your song here) [/spoiler]
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 5:17 am
Entries:
1.
THE Santa Claus
Santa's 12 Days of Christmas
On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me A fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Second Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Third Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Fourth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Fifth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Sixth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Six sleigh seat covers Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Seventh Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Seven hay-filled mangers Six sleigh seat covers Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Eighth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Eight reindeer flying Seven hay-filled mangers Six sleigh seat covers Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Ninth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Nine big doll houses Eight reindeer flying Seven hay-filled mangers Six sleigh seat covers Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Tenth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Ten toy trains running Nine big doll houses Eight reindeer flying Seven hay-filled mangers Six sleigh seat covers Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Eleven elfin outfits Ten toy trains running Nine big doll houses Eight reindeer flying Seven hay-filled mangers Six sleigh seat covers Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Twelve sweetest kisses Eleven elfin outfits Ten toy trains running Nine big doll houses Eight reindeer flying Seven hay-filled mangers Six sleigh seat covers Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
I could not do what I do without my true love!
2.
Vincent Von Richthofen
The High King of Skyrim's 12 Days of Christmas razz
On the First Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me An Arrow In The Knee
On the Second Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Third Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Fourth Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Fifth Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Sixth Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Six Human Greybeards Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Seventh Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Seven Mehrunes' Razors Six Human Greybeards Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Eighth Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Eight Auriel's Bows Seven Mehrunes' Razors Six Human Greybeards Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Ninth Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Nine Nightingale Blades Eight Auriel's Bows Seven Mehrunes' Razors Six Human Greybeards Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Tenth Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Ten Dawnguard Rune Axes Nine Nightingale Blades Eight Auriel's Bows Seven Mehrunes' Razors Six Human Greybeards Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Eleven Daedric Greatswords Ten Dawnguard Rune Axes Nine Nightingale Blades Eight Auriel's Bows Seven Mehrunes' Razors Six Human Greybeards Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Twelve Thousand Septims Eleven Daedric Greatswords Ten Dawnguard Rune Axes Nine Nightingale Blades Eight Auriel's Bows Seven Mehrunes' Razors Six Human Greybeards Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
3.
Esme Marie Cullen
“My Twelve Days of Christmas”
On the first day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the second day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the third day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the fourth day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the fifth day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the sixth day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Six socks with toe holes, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the seventh day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Seven pants needing hemming, Six socks with toe holes, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the eighth day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Eight drinking buddies, Seven pants needing hemming, Six socks with toe holes, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the ninth day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Nine dirty dishes, Eight drinking buddies, Seven pants needing hemming, Six socks with toe holes, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the tenth day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Ten wounds need nursing, Nine dirty dishes, Eight drinking buddies, Seven pants needing hemming, Six socks with toe holes, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the eleventh day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Eleven dinner requests, Ten wounds need nursing, Nine dirty dishes, Eight drinking buddies, Seven pants needing hemming, Six socks with toe holes, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the twelfth day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Twelve roasting insults, Eleven dinner requests, Ten wounds need nursing, Nine dirty dishes, Eight drinking buddies, Seven pants needing hemming, Six socks with toe holes, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
Varian Von Richthofen
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Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 5:18 am
Winners:
THE Santa Claus, Esme Marie Cullen and Vincent Von Richthofen
Since there's only 3 entries, everyone's a winner and y'all get these prizes:
On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me A fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Second Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Third Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Fourth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Fifth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Sixth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Six sleigh seat covers Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Seventh Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Seven hay-filled mangers Six sleigh seat covers Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Eighth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Eight reindeer flying Seven hay-filled mangers Six sleigh seat covers Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Ninth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Nine big doll houses Eight reindeer flying Seven hay-filled mangers Six sleigh seat covers Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Tenth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Ten toy trains running Nine big doll houses Eight reindeer flying Seven hay-filled mangers Six sleigh seat covers Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Eleven elfin outfits Ten toy trains running Nine big doll houses Eight reindeer flying Seven hay-filled mangers Six sleigh seat covers Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Twelve sweetest kisses Eleven elfin outfits Ten toy trains running Nine big doll houses Eight reindeer flying Seven hay-filled mangers Six sleigh seat covers Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
I could not do what I do without my true love!
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2019 5:31 am
The High King of Skyrim's 12 Days of Christmas razz
On the First Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me An Arrow In The Knee
On the Second Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Third Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Fourth Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Fifth Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Sixth Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Six Human Greybeards Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Seventh Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Seven Mehrunes' Razors Six Human Greybeards Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Eighth Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Eight Auriel's Bows Seven Mehrunes' Razors Six Human Greybeards Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Ninth Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Nine Nightingale Blades Eight Auriel's Bows Seven Mehrunes' Razors Six Human Greybeards Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Tenth Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Ten Dawnguard Rune Axes Nine Nightingale Blades Eight Auriel's Bows Seven Mehrunes' Razors Six Human Greybeards Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Eleven Daedric Greatswords Ten Dawnguard Rune Axes Nine Nightingale Blades Eight Auriel's Bows Seven Mehrunes' Razors Six Human Greybeards Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Twelve Thousand Septims Eleven Daedric Greatswords Ten Dawnguard Rune Axes Nine Nightingale Blades Eight Auriel's Bows Seven Mehrunes' Razors Six Human Greybeards Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me A fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Second Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Third Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Fourth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Fifth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Sixth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Six sleigh seat covers Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Seventh Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Seven hay-filled mangers Six sleigh seat covers Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Eighth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Eight reindeer flying Seven hay-filled mangers Six sleigh seat covers Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Ninth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Nine big doll houses Eight reindeer flying Seven hay-filled mangers Six sleigh seat covers Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Tenth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Ten toy trains running Nine big doll houses Eight reindeer flying Seven hay-filled mangers Six sleigh seat covers Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Eleven elfin outfits Ten toy trains running Nine big doll houses Eight reindeer flying Seven hay-filled mangers Six sleigh seat covers Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Twelve sweetest kisses Eleven elfin outfits Ten toy trains running Nine big doll houses Eight reindeer flying Seven hay-filled mangers Six sleigh seat covers Five warm red suits Four zooming cars Three tricycles Two cups of milk And a fresh, sweet, delicious cookie.
I could not do what I do without my true love!
Fantastic Santa! Thanks for entering my contest! smile
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2019 8:02 am
Vincent Von Richthofen
The High King of Skyrim's 12 Days of Christmas razz
On the First Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me An Arrow In The Knee
On the Second Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Third Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Fourth Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Fifth Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Sixth Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Six Human Greybeards Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Seventh Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Seven Mehrunes' Razors Six Human Greybeards Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Eighth Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Eight Auriel's Bows Seven Mehrunes' Razors Six Human Greybeards Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Ninth Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Nine Nightingale Blades Eight Auriel's Bows Seven Mehrunes' Razors Six Human Greybeards Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Tenth Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Ten Dawnguard Rune Axes Nine Nightingale Blades Eight Auriel's Bows Seven Mehrunes' Razors Six Human Greybeards Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Eleven Daedric Greatswords Ten Dawnguard Rune Axes Nine Nightingale Blades Eight Auriel's Bows Seven Mehrunes' Razors Six Human Greybeards Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas Dovahkiin gave to me Twelve Thousand Septims Eleven Daedric Greatswords Ten Dawnguard Rune Axes Nine Nightingale Blades Eight Auriel's Bows Seven Mehrunes' Razors Six Human Greybeards Five Greater Soul Gems Four Ware Hauling Khajit Merchants Three Words of Power (Fus Ro Dah!) Two Imperial Soldiers And An Arrow In The Knee
Fantastic Big Bro! Thanks for entering my contest! smile
On the first day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the second day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the third day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the fourth day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the fifth day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the sixth day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Six socks with toe holes, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the seventh day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Seven pants needing hemming, Six socks with toe holes, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the eighth day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Eight drinking buddies, Seven pants needing hemming, Six socks with toe holes, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the ninth day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Nine dirty dishes, Eight drinking buddies, Seven pants needing hemming, Six socks with toe holes, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the tenth day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Ten wounds need nursing, Nine dirty dishes, Eight drinking buddies, Seven pants needing hemming, Six socks with toe holes, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the eleventh day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Eleven dinner requests, Ten wounds need nursing, Nine dirty dishes, Eight drinking buddies, Seven pants needing hemming, Six socks with toe holes, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the twelfth day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Twelve roasting insults, Eleven dinner requests, Ten wounds need nursing, Nine dirty dishes, Eight drinking buddies, Seven pants needing hemming, Six socks with toe holes, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2019 1:59 pm
Lol, what a fun idea! The entries are all so funny XD
edit; sorry about the double post. I'm not sure what happened here. XD;
Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:02 pm
Esme Marie Cullen
“My Twelve Days of Christmas”
On the first day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the second day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the third day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the fourth day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the fifth day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the sixth day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Six socks with toe holes, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the seventh day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Seven pants needing hemming, Six socks with toe holes, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the eighth day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Eight drinking buddies, Seven pants needing hemming, Six socks with toe holes, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the ninth day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Nine dirty dishes, Eight drinking buddies, Seven pants needing hemming, Six socks with toe holes, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the tenth day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Ten wounds need nursing, Nine dirty dishes, Eight drinking buddies, Seven pants needing hemming, Six socks with toe holes, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the eleventh day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Eleven dinner requests, Ten wounds need nursing, Nine dirty dishes, Eight drinking buddies, Seven pants needing hemming, Six socks with toe holes, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
On the twelfth day of Christmas my two loves gave to me, Twelve roasting insults, Eleven dinner requests, Ten wounds need nursing, Nine dirty dishes, Eight drinking buddies, Seven pants needing hemming, Six socks with toe holes, Five screaming tots, Four weeks laundry, Three t.v. sports, Two dull razors, A chore list and a “not me.”
Fantastic Esme Marie Cullen! Thanks for entering my contest! smile
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Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:05 pm
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Lol, what a fun idea! The entries are all so funny XD
Thanks! smile
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edit; sorry about the double post. I'm not sure what happened here. XD;
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