Free For All Wrestling Entertainment Presents...
EXILE 2017
Live Audience Exclusive
Tallah Balko vs Infido
-Short warm up match to get the crowd going. Wasn't super successful since the fans don't really like Infido and had no idea who the other wrestler was.
-Infido def. Tallah Balko by pinfall via roll up
FFA Co-Op Championship #1 Contender's Match
Tanuki & The Monitor vs Jayce Myraj & Proto
-The Co-Op champions, Team D&D, were sitting at ringside during the match.
-The match was hotly contested and got the crowd extremely invested. The crowd seemed to be especially into Tanuki, so a spot where Proto grabbed her by her fake tail and threw her out of the ring got some very loud boos.
-The match ended in double DQ when Team D&D got involved and attacked both teams before Monitor could hit the Shining Wizard on Jayce.
-After the match, Team D&D put The Monitor through a table, while Jayce and Proto bailed and Tanuki was sad.
Vince Caputo vs Grif
-Before the match, WARBOT came out to the ring to talk to both competitors. WARBOT announced that the official 2017 Free For All Match would take place in December, as per usual, and that both Grif and Vince would be participants in it. To give them both something to work toward, WARBOT decides that their match tonight will be the first of a best of seven, the winner of the series will be the final entrant into the match.
Best of Seven Match 1/7
Vince Caputo vs Grif
-Grif def. Vince Caputo by pinfall after an OOA to Vince who was springboarding off the top rope for a clothesline.
Series: 1-0 Grif
Dodge and Raj Delrey vs Crestwood and Zerotonin
-Crestwood was shown as a powerhouse in the match, handily tossing Dodge and Raj around like ragdolls whenever he had the chance
-Conversely, Zero, despite his independent background, was portrayed as a weak link, especially compared to Raj, who dominated him on the mat and in the air
-Raj Delrey def. Zero via pinfall following The Knee
FFA Infernoweight Championship Match
Josh "Mad World" Madwall © vs "The Devil" Kelsey
-Josh tried to invoke Trial By Fire at the start of the match and throw a fireball in Kelsey's hair, but she avoided it and it hit the ref, taking the robot down early. This allowed Kelsey to lock in the Tazmission almost immediately, and Josh to tapout just as subsequently, but the Refbot was inactive due to the fire.
-Kelsey eventually released the hold and made an effort to reactivate the Refbot, successfully starting the boot-up process.
-Kelsey went to lock in the Tazmission again, but before she could drop to the mat, Josh low-blowed her
-Josh def. Kelsey via pinfall following the low blow to retain the Infernoweight Championship
FFA Platinum Championship Match
J-Money © vs "Superkick Sheriff" Marx
-Revy accompanied J-Money to ringside, and was a constant thorn in Marx's side, often tripping him on the ropes and distracting him to the fans discontent. They were elated when she was ejected from ringside, but when she left, Zero came out to replace her. Ultimately, Zero was also ejected from ringside, but was replaced by Crestwood to even more boos.
-J-Money tried to distract the referee long enough for Crestwood to hit a running knock-out punch to Marx, but Marx managed to hit Crestwood with a superkick.
-J-Money went for his belt and tried to leave for a count-out loss, but was thrown back in the ring by Dodge and Raj Delrey
-Marx def. J-Money for the FFA Platinum Championship via pinfall following a superkick, while Raj and Dodge held Crestwood outside so he could not break up the pin for a DQ. This is his first reign as champion.
-After the match, the House of the Rising Sun celebrated with the fans
Serenno King vs Kelly King 2.0
-Unlike their two previous contests, this match was contested as just a one on one match with no outside interference or macguffins, and the story told seemed to be that 2.0 was a vastly superior ring technician and a smarter competitor than Reno
-Reno often threw his weight around but moves did not seem to work on King twice, including Reno's finisher the Cr0wned, which King counted four separate times in different ways.
-At one point, King and Reno were on the apron and King dropped to the floor, pulling Reno's leg down with him, causing Reno to bend his other leg at a really awkward angle which provoked a loud and shocked groan from the crowd.
-Kelly King 2.0 def. Serenno via submission when Serenno tapped out to the No Leaf Clover. Reno had tried for a Crown Cracker but could not jump on his injured leg, letting King capitalize and lock Reno in the hold.
-After the match, King locked Reno back into the No Leaf Clover despite protests from the Refbot. The fans chanted for Railery or Kayla but the duo never arrived, still injured apparently. King then went out to ringside and grabbed Scepter the Sledgehammer and disgustingly slammed the hammer down on Reno's injured leg twice. Reno tried to put weight on it but could not and was screaming in pain before King slammed him in the face with Scepter and, seemingly, knocked Reno out.
-King then grabbed a microphone and sat on the top turnbuckle with Scepter in his lap as he told Serenno that he was happy 2.0 could finally prove to Reno and the rest of the world that 2.0 was the superior wrestler. 2.0 then went on to say that it was a forgone conclusion that Reno would never be able to defeat 2.0 in a one on one contest because no one is as good as a King in the ring. That someone like Reno could never have hoped to beat King in a fair contest without help from his friends, because Reno doesn't have the pedigree or the heritage to do so. 2.0 talks about his son, Carmyne, and how ashamed 2.0 was when the boy decided to wrestle under a mask and go by the ridiculous name Railery. Imagine King's disgust when it turned out that Carmyne, his favorite son, did not want to continue on the family legacy... but his adopted son wanted nothing more than to be a King. 2.0 clarifies exactly what he means; Serenno is not good enough to become the next Kelly King because Serenno is not a King at all. King says that he adopted Serenno when he was just a baby, because he and his girlfriend at the time had been trying but failing. The irony being that King would later have two beautiful children of his own not a few years later. King could no longer stand by and listen to Serenno go on about being the Heir to the Throne or the uncrowned King. So 2.0 did what he had to do. King then drops the mic, takes his microphone, and leaves.
Main Event
FFA World Championship Match
"The Reaper" Seita Gray © vs "The One Winged Angel" Sephiroth
-Well how the ******** to you follow that promo?
-Seph got an intense entrance where he was lowered from the sky to the ground with a massive wing prop on his shoulder pauldron-- oh no wait that was real.
-Seph started the match with his usual gimmick of keeping his arms behind his own back or crossing them in front of his chest and using only his legs to fight off Seita.
-Seita sold more in this match than he had for any of his previous opponents in recent memory, but eventually he forced Seph to used his hands to prevent being hit with the Karōshi Scythe.
-Seph hit the METEOR late in the match, a move that had pinned Seita before, but only got a two count, eliciting a huge pop from the crowd from the false finish.
-Seita Gray def. Sephiroth via pinfall after a Hero Stone to retain the FFA World Championship.
-After the match, Seita grabbed a steel chair and planted it in the ring, while Seph's name appeared on it, like a tombstone, and then took a microphone. Seita went to say something, but said nothing, and just dropped the microphone on Sephiroth's chest, before leaving and the PPV going off the end.
Tallah Balko vs Infido
-Short warm up match to get the crowd going. Wasn't super successful since the fans don't really like Infido and had no idea who the other wrestler was.
-Infido def. Tallah Balko by pinfall via roll up
FFA Co-Op Championship #1 Contender's Match
Tanuki & The Monitor vs Jayce Myraj & Proto
-The Co-Op champions, Team D&D, were sitting at ringside during the match.
-The match was hotly contested and got the crowd extremely invested. The crowd seemed to be especially into Tanuki, so a spot where Proto grabbed her by her fake tail and threw her out of the ring got some very loud boos.
-The match ended in double DQ when Team D&D got involved and attacked both teams before Monitor could hit the Shining Wizard on Jayce.
-After the match, Team D&D put The Monitor through a table, while Jayce and Proto bailed and Tanuki was sad.
Vince Caputo vs Grif
-Before the match, WARBOT came out to the ring to talk to both competitors. WARBOT announced that the official 2017 Free For All Match would take place in December, as per usual, and that both Grif and Vince would be participants in it. To give them both something to work toward, WARBOT decides that their match tonight will be the first of a best of seven, the winner of the series will be the final entrant into the match.
Best of Seven Match 1/7
Vince Caputo vs Grif
-Grif def. Vince Caputo by pinfall after an OOA to Vince who was springboarding off the top rope for a clothesline.
Series: 1-0 Grif
Dodge and Raj Delrey vs Crestwood and Zerotonin
-Crestwood was shown as a powerhouse in the match, handily tossing Dodge and Raj around like ragdolls whenever he had the chance
-Conversely, Zero, despite his independent background, was portrayed as a weak link, especially compared to Raj, who dominated him on the mat and in the air
-Raj Delrey def. Zero via pinfall following The Knee
FFA Infernoweight Championship Match
Josh "Mad World" Madwall © vs "The Devil" Kelsey
-Josh tried to invoke Trial By Fire at the start of the match and throw a fireball in Kelsey's hair, but she avoided it and it hit the ref, taking the robot down early. This allowed Kelsey to lock in the Tazmission almost immediately, and Josh to tapout just as subsequently, but the Refbot was inactive due to the fire.
-Kelsey eventually released the hold and made an effort to reactivate the Refbot, successfully starting the boot-up process.
-Kelsey went to lock in the Tazmission again, but before she could drop to the mat, Josh low-blowed her
-Josh def. Kelsey via pinfall following the low blow to retain the Infernoweight Championship
FFA Platinum Championship Match
J-Money © vs "Superkick Sheriff" Marx
-Revy accompanied J-Money to ringside, and was a constant thorn in Marx's side, often tripping him on the ropes and distracting him to the fans discontent. They were elated when she was ejected from ringside, but when she left, Zero came out to replace her. Ultimately, Zero was also ejected from ringside, but was replaced by Crestwood to even more boos.
-J-Money tried to distract the referee long enough for Crestwood to hit a running knock-out punch to Marx, but Marx managed to hit Crestwood with a superkick.
-J-Money went for his belt and tried to leave for a count-out loss, but was thrown back in the ring by Dodge and Raj Delrey
-Marx def. J-Money for the FFA Platinum Championship via pinfall following a superkick, while Raj and Dodge held Crestwood outside so he could not break up the pin for a DQ. This is his first reign as champion.
-After the match, the House of the Rising Sun celebrated with the fans
Serenno King vs Kelly King 2.0
-Unlike their two previous contests, this match was contested as just a one on one match with no outside interference or macguffins, and the story told seemed to be that 2.0 was a vastly superior ring technician and a smarter competitor than Reno
-Reno often threw his weight around but moves did not seem to work on King twice, including Reno's finisher the Cr0wned, which King counted four separate times in different ways.
-At one point, King and Reno were on the apron and King dropped to the floor, pulling Reno's leg down with him, causing Reno to bend his other leg at a really awkward angle which provoked a loud and shocked groan from the crowd.
-Kelly King 2.0 def. Serenno via submission when Serenno tapped out to the No Leaf Clover. Reno had tried for a Crown Cracker but could not jump on his injured leg, letting King capitalize and lock Reno in the hold.
-After the match, King locked Reno back into the No Leaf Clover despite protests from the Refbot. The fans chanted for Railery or Kayla but the duo never arrived, still injured apparently. King then went out to ringside and grabbed Scepter the Sledgehammer and disgustingly slammed the hammer down on Reno's injured leg twice. Reno tried to put weight on it but could not and was screaming in pain before King slammed him in the face with Scepter and, seemingly, knocked Reno out.
-King then grabbed a microphone and sat on the top turnbuckle with Scepter in his lap as he told Serenno that he was happy 2.0 could finally prove to Reno and the rest of the world that 2.0 was the superior wrestler. 2.0 then went on to say that it was a forgone conclusion that Reno would never be able to defeat 2.0 in a one on one contest because no one is as good as a King in the ring. That someone like Reno could never have hoped to beat King in a fair contest without help from his friends, because Reno doesn't have the pedigree or the heritage to do so. 2.0 talks about his son, Carmyne, and how ashamed 2.0 was when the boy decided to wrestle under a mask and go by the ridiculous name Railery. Imagine King's disgust when it turned out that Carmyne, his favorite son, did not want to continue on the family legacy... but his adopted son wanted nothing more than to be a King. 2.0 clarifies exactly what he means; Serenno is not good enough to become the next Kelly King because Serenno is not a King at all. King says that he adopted Serenno when he was just a baby, because he and his girlfriend at the time had been trying but failing. The irony being that King would later have two beautiful children of his own not a few years later. King could no longer stand by and listen to Serenno go on about being the Heir to the Throne or the uncrowned King. So 2.0 did what he had to do. King then drops the mic, takes his microphone, and leaves.
Main Event
FFA World Championship Match
"The Reaper" Seita Gray © vs "The One Winged Angel" Sephiroth
-Well how the ******** to you follow that promo?
-Seph got an intense entrance where he was lowered from the sky to the ground with a massive wing prop on his shoulder pauldron-- oh no wait that was real.
-Seph started the match with his usual gimmick of keeping his arms behind his own back or crossing them in front of his chest and using only his legs to fight off Seita.
-Seita sold more in this match than he had for any of his previous opponents in recent memory, but eventually he forced Seph to used his hands to prevent being hit with the Karōshi Scythe.
-Seph hit the METEOR late in the match, a move that had pinned Seita before, but only got a two count, eliciting a huge pop from the crowd from the false finish.
-Seita Gray def. Sephiroth via pinfall after a Hero Stone to retain the FFA World Championship.
-After the match, Seita grabbed a steel chair and planted it in the ring, while Seph's name appeared on it, like a tombstone, and then took a microphone. Seita went to say something, but said nothing, and just dropped the microphone on Sephiroth's chest, before leaving and the PPV going off the end.