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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2017 5:33 pm
Previous PromoThe crowd inside the arena are eagerly awaiting what will happen next, because you never know what will happen in the WWWFG! They begin to cheer when one-half of the WWFG World Tag Team Champions, Butler Trent, enters the arena. He is wearing his now famous butler suit, wearing his WWFG World Tag Team Championship proudly around his waist and holding a microphone in his right hand.Trent The Butler: "Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise to a standing position and welcome my master with the love that he deserves! The Extraordinary Englishman....CAAAARTWRIIIIIGHT!"Huge cheers are heard for the fan favourite and most popular man in the wrestling world, Cartwright. Cartwright enters the arena to a booming ovation. He is wearing an ENGLISH Flag (not Union Jack) inspired jacket, wrestling tights and boots. Cartwright shakes Butler Trent's hand and the two make their way towards the ring as Cigaro by System Of A Down plays out of the arena speakers.
♫My c**k is much bigger than yours, My c**k can walk right through the door With a feeling so pure.. It's got you screaming back for more.
Cool, in denial We're the cruel regulators smoking CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR Cool, in denial We're the cruel regulators smoking CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR♫
Cartwright receives a microphone before he enters the ring. They stand in the middle of the ring together with the crowd going crazy.Crowd: "CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY!"Cartwright: "In London, on the previous Octane Special Return Of The Mack, I took care of my business with Cyrus Darke! I DESTROYED him like the JOBBER that he is, was and always will be! I got my revenge on him and he is FINISHED!"Butler Trent leads the fans in applauding Cartwright for taking out the trash.Cartwright: "With that out of the way, it is time to move forward with the next challenge! A challenge that started when me and my butler won the WWFG World Tag Team Championships from FAKE Trent and his Russian mate!"Butler Trent nods in agreement, it appears that he knows what Cartwright is referring to.Trent The Butler: "That's right, we are going to wrestle a lot of countries! The ones that started terrorism! We're going to kick terrorism's a**! We're looking at you, Saudi Arabia!"Crowd: "USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!"Cartwright: "Thank you, but I'm from Britain! England is my city! Trent, too soon man! I'm talking about the other challenge!"Butler Trent puts his left hand over his mouth like he revealed too much information.Cartwright: "Trent, the definition of prestige is widespread respect and admiration felt for someone or something on the basis of a perception of their achievements or quality. Everybody knows that I am a very prestigious individual! Everybody knows that I am an amazing singles competitor! But I am also an amazing tag team competitor too and very modest! I want to make the WWFG World Tag Team Championships as prestigious as I am, so here is what we are going to do! Every WWFG show, we are going to have a WWFG World Tag Team Championships Open Challenge and we will defend these titles against whichever team can get out of the arena entrance first! We don't care who you are, bring it on!"The crowd roars with cheers for the idea because everyone loves to see gold being defended.Cartwright: "Me and Trent are going to be fighting champions! We are going to take on all comers, we are going to win, we are going to rack-up defences and we are going to make the WWFG World Tag Team Championships great again!"JR: "What a brilliant idea, King! I'm all for it! Competition is what this should all be about!"
King: "Be careful what you wish for, Cartwright and Trent, because you just might get it!"Trent turns to face the arena entrance.Trent The Butler: "Who has the guts to come out tonight and challenge us for the WWFG World Tag Team Championships?!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 5:44 pm
Cartwright and Butler Trent wait patiently for anyone to show up. After a short while, they are surprised by the appearance of The Bullet Club's Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson! They enter the arena together wearing matching long, armless and open trench coats. Anderson is also wearing black trunks and wrestling boots while Gallows has a black tank top with a white gas mask logo on with black wrestling tights and white wrestling boots. They both have microphones in their hands.
Gallows: "It looks like we chose a good time to visit the WWFG, broski. The land of opportunity gifts us said opportunities when we least expect it, but since we're here, we'll take it. You two NERDS just made the biggest mistake of your lives!"
Anderson: "We're all about being mean and making green. My hot Asian wife loves the green and being treated mean at night. We're going to make the most of this opportunity by leaving here tonight as WWFG World Tag Team Champions. The wrestling world will have to pay us big time bucks to come with those titles around our waists. Thanks for the gold, lads!"
Gallows and Anderson make their way towards the ring as Cartwright and Butler Trent hand their WWFG World Tag Team Championships over to the referee who has entered the ring.
JR: "Here we go, King! Cartwright and Trent are having their first title defence right now!"
King: "Their first and last if Gallows and Anderson have their way!"
Announcer Justin Roberts: "The following contest is scheduled for One Fall! Introducing first, the challengers! At a combined weight of 505 lbs, Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson!"
The crowd loudly boos the challengers as they pose while making devil signs with their hands in the air.
Announcer Justin Roberts: "And their opponents! Weighting-in at 452 lbs, they are the current WWFG World Tag Team Champions...the team of Butler Trent and CAAAARTWRIIIGHT!!"
Cartwright and Butler Trent wave to the fans like the wrestling royalty that Cartwright is to huge cheers.
The bell rings to signal the start of the match with Butler Trent and Karl Anderson inside the ring. They begin with a collar and elbow tie-up, which Butler Trent turns into a top wristlock. Anderson counters with some blows to Butler Trents body with his free hand and places Butler Trent into a hammerlock. Anderson brings Butler Trent towards him with a side headlock, which Trent escapes from with elbows to Andersons body and a back suplex.
Butler Trent takes advantage of the grounded Anderson by grabbing his right leg and twisting it around his leg with three spinning toe holds. Butler Trent attempts to apply a figure four leglock, but Anderson pushes him away and strikes Trent with a superkick to the body followed by a neckbreaker. Anderson quickly tags-in Gallows to rest his right leg.
Gallows enters the ring and punches away at the grounded Trent. Gallows gets to his feet, bounces off the ropes and crushes him with a running body splash. Gallows covers Trent for a two count. Gallows keeps the pain coming to Trent by Irish Whipping him into the ropes and smashing into him with a leaping shoulder block.
JR: "Butler Trent started showing his impressive mat and technical game early in the match but the size and strength of Luke Gallows has him in a tough spot!"
King: "You can have all the tactics in the world but it all goes out of the window when a big man punches you in the face!"
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 6:03 am
Crowd: "COME ON, TRENT! COME ON, TRENT! COME ON, TRENT!"
Gallows stomps away at Trent as the crowd cheer him on, trying to encourage him to reach the outstretched open hand of his tag team partner. Gallows places Trent into a tight headlock, until Trent is powered-up enough by the fans clapping to fight out of it with elbows to the gut and then punches to the face. Gallows headbutts Trent, which accidentally sends him towards Cartwright, who tags himself in!
The crowd roars as Cartwright hops over the top rope to enter the ring. He ducks under Gallows' running big boot to take Anderson off the apron with a running dropkick. Cartwright strikes Gallows with lightning-quick right hands, sending him into the turnbuckle, which puts him into the perfect position for a flurry of back hand chops to the chest. Cartwright climbs the turnbuckle and rains down ten punches on top of Gallows' bald head, the crowd loving every second of it.
Anderson attacks Cartwright from behind and attempt The Magic Killer, but Trent tackles Anderson down to the mat and to the outside while Cartwright strikes Gallows with a DDT. Cartwright climbs the nearest turnbuckle and lands a Cartwright Crush cannonball leg drop across Gallow's throat and pins him to win the match.
Announcer Justin Roberts: "Here are your winners and STILL the WWFG World Tag Team Champions...the team of Butler Trent and CAAAARTWRIIIGHT!!"
The crowd roars with cheers as Cartwright and Trent celebrate their win after the referee returns their WWFG World Tag Team Championships to them. Cartwright and Trent pose on different turnbuckles, raising their gold high into the air.
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 12:40 am
Oh wah ah ah ah!
Down with the Sickness hits the PA and flames burst up briefly on the stage, interrupting the celebration of the champions. The crowd erupts again as not on Jarel Damone but Zarel Damone steps out onto the stage. The twins stand for a moment, looking down to the ring, before making their way towards it.
JR: This is a surprise. We knew Jarel was here after the last show when he was challenged by his nephew, but what brings him out here?
King: And why is his twin brother here too? That Damone family is nuts. Who knows what's going through their minds.
The twins reach the ring and step up onto the apron, then in over the top rope. Jarel quickly takes up a mic and the music cuts out.
The Dragon looks over at the champions for a few moments longer before he raises the mic to speak.
"Now pardon us for interrupting, but I believe before you made short work of the Bullet Club here, you said something about taking on all challengers. I believe, in fact, you said you would hold an open challenge every show and put the titles on the line. Now, I know some of you might be wondering why that brings us out here, and the answer is simple, yet complicated. The simple part is that my brother and I have never held those titles you hold, and we want them. The more complicated part is, well, let's just say Summerslam is wide open for me and the first generation is far from done."
Jarel pauses for a moment again.
"Now, don't get us twisted. This isn't one of those things built off hatred. This is probably the most business like decision we've made in years. You have the tag team titles, we want the tag team titles, and I figure we'd come put our bid in now for Summerslam, which is our next show. What say you, Cartwright? Shall we recreate a little history on perhaps a grander stage?"
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 11:30 am
Butler Trent looks nervous at the sight of the two veteran wrestlers standing opposite himself and Cartwright. But The Extraordinary Englishman is there to back him up as he hands the REAL Trent a microphone so that they can both respond to The Damones.
Trent The Butler: "Uuuum I dunno about this one so....bye!"
The crowd begins to boo as Butler Trent tries to leave the ring, but Cartwright pulls him back to cheers.
Cartwright: "Come on Trent! We all know how big, strong and tough The Damones are! The first generation of Damones, that are in the ring with us right now, have been fighting ring wars for even longer than I have! Their hard-earned reputation speaks for itself!"
Cartwright's words don't appear to be making Butler Trent look any more relaxed as The Extraordinary Englishman returns his focus to the team on the opposite side of the ring.
Cartwright: "Now we issued an Open Challenge and I fully intend to see it through! I said we are going to be fighting champions and at Summerslam we will be fighting! We will be fighting to keep what is ours, the WWFG World Tag Team Championships, against the dominating team of Jarel and Zarel Damone!"
The crowd roars as the champions accept the challenge!
Cartwright: "Jarel and Zarel, I'm looking forward to our next meeting as much as these fans are because I still remember the battles we had in Extreme Entertainment Wrestling against Jarel and teaming with Zarel! Back then, I was a young upstart, one Hell of a great rookie if I don't say so myself! Now, I look forward to seeing what I can do against you both with a fresh tag team partner in Trent! I look forward to having an amazing tag team match at Summerslam and I look forward to keeping your teams name OFF of the record books by leaving Summerslam with Trent STILL as the WWFG World Tag Team Champions!"
Cartwright confidently raises his title into the air, with Trent slowly following suit with his.
JR: "What a huge match for Summerslam! Now we all have something to pay attention to!"
King: "Hey, let's not forget that Drako Damone will be cashing-in his Money In The Bank contract against Jay Blue Lightning for the WWFG World Heavyweight Championship!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 2:31 pm
Zarel takes the mic.
"Glad to see my old partner is as daring as ever. Speaking of daring, Carty, how about we make this title match a bit more interesting? How about we take a little trip down memory lane with a twist? See, as I recall, one of the first of many career defining moments for you was had alongside my brother. I remember a particular match where my brother was shocked that this rookie got up and kept fighting, that he had the fortitude to keep going after sustaining so much abuse. This match I'm thinking of began the respect that my brother and I have developed for you over the years."
JR: What is Zarel proposing? There were a number of different matches these men have had at the beginning of Cartwright's career.
King: What could it be? The cell? Buried alive match, or maybe an inferno match?
"I'm talking about the first one, your first championship defense, actually as the champion. I want to see just how far you've come. So my brother and I suggest that this shouldn't be just any tag team match. We're suggesting a ladder match!"
The crowd erupts in cheers at the additional challenge. Everyone loves a ladder match after all
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2017 1:17 pm
Butler Trent looks even more nervous now, while Cartwright's thoughts are all over his face with a dauntless smile.
Trent The Butler: "Look, you already got the match, that should be enough because..."
Cartwright: "Come on, Trent! Where is your sense of adventure?! Challenge?! Fun?!"
Trent The Butler: "This isn't about fun! This is about me not having to climb anything! Heights aren't fun!"
Cartwright shakes his head at his butler.
Cartwright: "You're embarrassing yourself now in-front of the whole world! This is why I do the talking!"
The Extraordinary Englishman turns to face Zarel to respond to him directly.
Cartwright: "A Tag Team Ladder Match at Summerslam for the WWFG World Tag Team Championships featuring the legendary Damones, the veteran Englishman and Trent....this sounds like a Dream Match for many and I'm not going to take that away from them! I happily accept your stipulation and look forward now to besting what was done in the previous ladder match!"
Everyone in the arena sounds happy...except for Trent.
Trent The Butler: "Hey, if they get a stipulation, we want one too!"
Cartwright looks at Trent quizzically.
Cartwright: "Alright then, what do WE want in return, Trent?!"
Trent umms and ahhs for a moment, racking his brain for something until he gets an idea. Cartwright wants to give Trent enough rope to hang himself!
Trent The Butler: "I know! We all know that there are like, a million wrestling Damones in the world! I want them all BANNED from ringside during the match!"
Look at this Trent, he clearly knows nothing of The Damone Family morals! Cartwright looks amused by his tag team partners words.
Trent The Butler: "That's not all! Should we win, I don't want to see a Damone near me for at least a year!"
Cartwright raises an eyebrow at this.
Trent The Butler: "That would mean no more matches with me and Cartwright! That would mean no more singles or tag team matches! That would mean no more title shots while we are the champions!"
The crowd starts booing Trent again as he tries to secure his future in the WWFG. Win or lose, they would want to see these teams and individuals meet again!
JR: "Why is your fave Trent so afraid of The Damone's, King?!"
King: "Are you stupid, JR?! Look at them! They're huge, strong, tough and experienced! Trent is smart to be wary! Cartwright is the muppet for just accepting everything in his desperate attempt to save the WWFG World Tag Team Championships!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:27 pm
Jarel smirks and raises the mic.
"You know, kid, I get that you're a bit newer at this than the rest of us. I've been in this for over 18 years, but one would think you'd try not to show that you're scared shitless just standing here with us. So, allow me to help you out here."
The Dragon begins counting off on his fingers as he speaks.
"First off, they call me the Dragon. That doesn't just come from the path of destruction I've carved. It comes from my sense of honor. I don't need help to get what I want. I take what I want. So as far as the rest of the family, that stipulation is rather moot but granted. No one but Zarel and I will be involved."
A second finger for a second point.
"Second, the fear I see in you right now, it's a Sickness. I exploit things like that. See, at Summerslam, you're in the ring with two monsters, two multiple time world champions, multiple time tag champions both together and with others. Hell, I'm actually in the hall of fame here. This little stipulation you want to add, all it does is motivate me more. If you need an idea of what happens when I'm truly motivated for destruction. Just ask your partner there. He's faced both of us in hell in a cell. He's got the battle scars to prove it. So I'll accept your stipulation, and give you a guarantee. At Summerslam, you're going to relive the hell I put Cartwright through when I first met him in EEW and then some. In short, get ready for a very long and very painful night. If Cartwright manages to carry you to a win, I can guarantee you'll remember this night for years to come. Especially if you end up edging towards an early retirement."
Jarel looks at Cartwright.
"Better motivate your partner a little better than that. Have him study some tape or something. Our respect for you doesn't extend to him. One way or another, your partner gets to go to school at Summerslam, something like the school of hard knocks."
The Dragon turns as if to leave but stops and looks at Trent.
"For the record kid, I want to clarify that we'll accept not having a match with you. And by we, I mean my brother and I. That doesn't save you from our sons or our brother, and also doesn't save you outside of a sanctioned match. Just something to think about."
Jarel turns and his music hits the PA as he steps out through the ropes, followed by Zarel. He stops on the apron to glance at the champions one last time before he steps down and together the brothers head to the back
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