Previous Promo
The camera fades-in to show WWFG backstage interviewer Renee Young backstage, facing the camera. How did that balding Dean Ambrose manage to get such a fine woman?
Renee: "Ladies and Gentlemen, joining me at this time is The Extraordinary Englishman and his butler, Cartwright and Trent!"
A huge roar of cheers for the beloved Englishman as Cartwright appears onscreen next to Renee with Butler Trent. They look happy as they show-off their newly won titles.
Renee: "Congratulations on your victory over the team of Trent and Ares on the previous Octane to become the new WWFG World Tag Team Champions!"
Cartwright: "Thanks Renee! I never would have thought that I would be able to team with this guy after everything that we've been through, but look at us now!"
Trent: "It feels great to return to WWFG, show that other Trent how the real deal gets things done and to take his gold! I showed everyone who the real Trent really is!"
Renee: "Tonight Cartwright, you have your chance to get revenge on Cyrus Darke for his sneak attack on you. What are your thoughts on him?"
Cartwright shakes his head, as if hasn't been impressed by Darke.
Cartwright: "Cyrus Darke is just another leech that tried to make a name off of me, that I will crush like a bug tonight! When I look at Cyrus Darke, I see Mikey McKay! I see JAWS! People who thought they could attack me and prosper here in the WWFG! McKay hasn't been seen since and I retired JAWS! At least JAWS attempted to explain his actions at the time, nobody has seen or heard from Darke since! Terrible promo skills from that lad!"
Butler Trent steps forward, appearing to have it all figured out.
Trent: "Duh! You're not supposed to see or hear from him! It's like, part of his gimmick!"
Cartwright clips Trent across the back of his head for such a silly explanation, making him stagger forward.
Cartwright: "Don't be daft! Bray Wyatt still finds time to promo! I call it laziness! Darke couldn't be arsed to promo so now a big Summerslam feud got cut-short due to his lack of effort! Talk about being passed the ball and doing nothing with it!"
Trent: "Maybe he realised that he made a huge mistake and has been shitting himself ever since, based on what you said earlier about what happens to people who try to force themselves into your spotlight!"
Cartwright chuckles, amused by the thought of Darke cowering in a dark corner somewhere, probably his mothers basement.
Cartwright: "I like that idea more because it would be the smart thing to do! I am Cartwright! I am The Extraordinary Englishman and tonight I show that not only is Cyrus Darke ordinary, unoriginal and boring but he is also a jobber who previously thought that being Salem Crofts disciple would lead to good things!"
Trent: "Ha! What a Salem cuck he is! Didn't Salem just make his like one hundredth return to crickets by attacking another fading star?! Darke learned from his master Croft alright!"
The WWFG World Tag Team Champions pause from their banter as the crowd boos the mention of Salem Croft and his failed stable which Cyrus Darke was apart of earlier in the year.
Cartwright: "Oi! I'm not a fading star! Salem's gotta learn from Y2J! Something about diminishing returns! The more times you do it, with the same act, the less they matter!"
Trent: "Pfft, you've returned to WWFG like two or three times yourself! You can't talk!"
Cartwright: "I am talking right now! Those returns were years apart and lead to huge career moments such as winning the King Of The Canvas and the Royal Rumble! You still have much to learn about life, young butler! Stick with me and maybe you'll become as knowledgeable and awesome as me!"
Cartwright and Trent head off-camera with Renee looking amused by what just happened.
The camera fades-in to show WWFG backstage interviewer Renee Young backstage, facing the camera. How did that balding Dean Ambrose manage to get such a fine woman?
Renee: "Ladies and Gentlemen, joining me at this time is The Extraordinary Englishman and his butler, Cartwright and Trent!"
A huge roar of cheers for the beloved Englishman as Cartwright appears onscreen next to Renee with Butler Trent. They look happy as they show-off their newly won titles.
Renee: "Congratulations on your victory over the team of Trent and Ares on the previous Octane to become the new WWFG World Tag Team Champions!"
Cartwright: "Thanks Renee! I never would have thought that I would be able to team with this guy after everything that we've been through, but look at us now!"
Trent: "It feels great to return to WWFG, show that other Trent how the real deal gets things done and to take his gold! I showed everyone who the real Trent really is!"
Renee: "Tonight Cartwright, you have your chance to get revenge on Cyrus Darke for his sneak attack on you. What are your thoughts on him?"
Cartwright shakes his head, as if hasn't been impressed by Darke.
Cartwright: "Cyrus Darke is just another leech that tried to make a name off of me, that I will crush like a bug tonight! When I look at Cyrus Darke, I see Mikey McKay! I see JAWS! People who thought they could attack me and prosper here in the WWFG! McKay hasn't been seen since and I retired JAWS! At least JAWS attempted to explain his actions at the time, nobody has seen or heard from Darke since! Terrible promo skills from that lad!"
Butler Trent steps forward, appearing to have it all figured out.
Trent: "Duh! You're not supposed to see or hear from him! It's like, part of his gimmick!"
Cartwright clips Trent across the back of his head for such a silly explanation, making him stagger forward.
Cartwright: "Don't be daft! Bray Wyatt still finds time to promo! I call it laziness! Darke couldn't be arsed to promo so now a big Summerslam feud got cut-short due to his lack of effort! Talk about being passed the ball and doing nothing with it!"
Trent: "Maybe he realised that he made a huge mistake and has been shitting himself ever since, based on what you said earlier about what happens to people who try to force themselves into your spotlight!"
Cartwright chuckles, amused by the thought of Darke cowering in a dark corner somewhere, probably his mothers basement.
Cartwright: "I like that idea more because it would be the smart thing to do! I am Cartwright! I am The Extraordinary Englishman and tonight I show that not only is Cyrus Darke ordinary, unoriginal and boring but he is also a jobber who previously thought that being Salem Crofts disciple would lead to good things!"
Trent: "Ha! What a Salem cuck he is! Didn't Salem just make his like one hundredth return to crickets by attacking another fading star?! Darke learned from his master Croft alright!"
The WWFG World Tag Team Champions pause from their banter as the crowd boos the mention of Salem Croft and his failed stable which Cyrus Darke was apart of earlier in the year.
Cartwright: "Oi! I'm not a fading star! Salem's gotta learn from Y2J! Something about diminishing returns! The more times you do it, with the same act, the less they matter!"
Trent: "Pfft, you've returned to WWFG like two or three times yourself! You can't talk!"
Cartwright: "I am talking right now! Those returns were years apart and lead to huge career moments such as winning the King Of The Canvas and the Royal Rumble! You still have much to learn about life, young butler! Stick with me and maybe you'll become as knowledgeable and awesome as me!"
Cartwright and Trent head off-camera with Renee looking amused by what just happened.
