Previous Promo
The camera fades-in to show WWFG backstage interviewer Renee Young backstage, facing the camera. One wonders if she has long left in WWFG, due to rumours of ESPN and FOX being interested in her services.
Renee: "Ladies and Gentlemen, joining me at this time is The Extraordinary Englishman, Cartwright!"
A huge roar of cheers for the beloved Englishman as Cartwright appears onscreen next to Renee. His hometown fans are going crazy for their first sight of him.
Renee: "Congratulations on your victory at Wrestlemania and keeping your career alive! Could you tell me what you hope to achieve in WWFG?!"
Cartwright: "I can and I will! It looks like I am being rewarded for my hard work and determination over the last year and a half, despite being robbed of my WWFG World Championship and various people trying to end my career, with a shot at the WWFG World Tag Team Championships tonight!"
The fans loudly cheer the announcement that Cartwright not only has a match tonight but a championship match tonight.
Cartwright: "For too long, FAKE Trent has been living a lie! FAKE Trent thinks that he is an actual champion for the first time in his career, despite doing nothing to earn it and nothing to keep it! His name being in the record books like this is an abomination and disrespectful to everyone else who has ever earned the right to call themselves a champion! Tonight, it is my great honour, privilege and pleasure to make things just a little bit better in WWFG! I'm going to cure it of its FAKE Trent problem! I'm going to save the tag team division! To make it all even sweeter, I get to do it in the greatest country in the world....ENGLAND!"
Crowd: "EN-GER-LAND, EN-GER-LAND, EN-GER-LAND!
EN-GER-LAND, EN-GER-LAND, EN-GER-LAAAAND!"
Cartwright: "That's what I want to achieve tonight!"
Renee: "What about Cyrus Darke?! He attacked you from behind on the previous Octane show following your chat with the now retired Bad Boy!"
Cartwright shakes his head as he remembers what happened, the crowd booing the mention of Cyrus Darke.
Cartwright: "Cyrus Darke is almost as disgraceful as FAKE Trent! You have to be a massive scumbag to attack someone like that after the war they were in at Wrestlemania! Who even is Darke?! Where has he been?! We haven't seen him in months, when he was last seen enjoying some nice Croft c**k unashamedly! I had zero respect for him then and it remains that way now! I've not forgot about Darke and I will make sure he gets what he deserves! I will be the light to Darke's dark the next time we meet...I will make him DISAPPEAR!"
Renee: "One last question Cartwright! You currently do not have a tag team partner announced for this match! Do you have someone in mind?!"
Cartwright chuckles and looks pleased with the question.
Cartwright: "I'm not going to spoil that now! All you need to know is that when FAKE Trent sees my tag team partner, his whole world is going to collapse when he finally has to confront his reality! It's going to be fun for all to see!"
The camera fades-out with Cartwright doing star jumps to prepare for his match against FAKE Trent and Ares later in the night.
JR: "What a treat tonight is going to be for our great English fans!"
King: "This is a Main Event worthy match! Cartwright, the home town hero, competing for the WWFG World Tag Team Championships in a rare Octane match! I'm already so happy to see the demise of FAKE Trent!"
The camera fades-in to show WWFG backstage interviewer Renee Young backstage, facing the camera. One wonders if she has long left in WWFG, due to rumours of ESPN and FOX being interested in her services.
Renee: "Ladies and Gentlemen, joining me at this time is The Extraordinary Englishman, Cartwright!"
A huge roar of cheers for the beloved Englishman as Cartwright appears onscreen next to Renee. His hometown fans are going crazy for their first sight of him.
Renee: "Congratulations on your victory at Wrestlemania and keeping your career alive! Could you tell me what you hope to achieve in WWFG?!"
Cartwright: "I can and I will! It looks like I am being rewarded for my hard work and determination over the last year and a half, despite being robbed of my WWFG World Championship and various people trying to end my career, with a shot at the WWFG World Tag Team Championships tonight!"
The fans loudly cheer the announcement that Cartwright not only has a match tonight but a championship match tonight.
Cartwright: "For too long, FAKE Trent has been living a lie! FAKE Trent thinks that he is an actual champion for the first time in his career, despite doing nothing to earn it and nothing to keep it! His name being in the record books like this is an abomination and disrespectful to everyone else who has ever earned the right to call themselves a champion! Tonight, it is my great honour, privilege and pleasure to make things just a little bit better in WWFG! I'm going to cure it of its FAKE Trent problem! I'm going to save the tag team division! To make it all even sweeter, I get to do it in the greatest country in the world....ENGLAND!"
Crowd: "EN-GER-LAND, EN-GER-LAND, EN-GER-LAND!
EN-GER-LAND, EN-GER-LAND, EN-GER-LAAAAND!"
Cartwright: "That's what I want to achieve tonight!"
Renee: "What about Cyrus Darke?! He attacked you from behind on the previous Octane show following your chat with the now retired Bad Boy!"
Cartwright shakes his head as he remembers what happened, the crowd booing the mention of Cyrus Darke.
Cartwright: "Cyrus Darke is almost as disgraceful as FAKE Trent! You have to be a massive scumbag to attack someone like that after the war they were in at Wrestlemania! Who even is Darke?! Where has he been?! We haven't seen him in months, when he was last seen enjoying some nice Croft c**k unashamedly! I had zero respect for him then and it remains that way now! I've not forgot about Darke and I will make sure he gets what he deserves! I will be the light to Darke's dark the next time we meet...I will make him DISAPPEAR!"
Renee: "One last question Cartwright! You currently do not have a tag team partner announced for this match! Do you have someone in mind?!"
Cartwright chuckles and looks pleased with the question.
Cartwright: "I'm not going to spoil that now! All you need to know is that when FAKE Trent sees my tag team partner, his whole world is going to collapse when he finally has to confront his reality! It's going to be fun for all to see!"
The camera fades-out with Cartwright doing star jumps to prepare for his match against FAKE Trent and Ares later in the night.
JR: "What a treat tonight is going to be for our great English fans!"
King: "This is a Main Event worthy match! Cartwright, the home town hero, competing for the WWFG World Tag Team Championships in a rare Octane match! I'm already so happy to see the demise of FAKE Trent!"
