Landry Jones / Business-Bound Optimist

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1. Cert/Intro
2. Table of Contents
3. Basic Info
4. Roleplay Log
5. Relationships
6. Home and Inventory
7. Job(s) in Ashdown
8. Gallery of Art
9. Growth Requirements
10. Plot Ideas/Character Goals
11. Powers and s**t
12. Credits/etc.

NEXT ******** if I know  

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Business-Bound Optimist

Born to an oil-wealthy family in Texas, Landry always felt like she was bound for better things. She didn't do the whole debutante business, and knew she was going to do something that made people happy. After throwing a dart at a map of the ol' US of A, Landry found herself in sweet lil' Ashdown, and knew that the kids of this town needed something better. Fifteen years of blood, sweat and tears later, and Landry had a hell of an arcade on her hands. Her whole life is the arcade, and making sure young folks have somewhere safe to waste their afternoons. It probably doesn't help that she can whoop anybody's a** in basically any game ever, but you know. She ain't gonna brag about it.

What's a Social Life?

Landry has no idea how to take herself out of her business. She's terrified of giving other people the reigns with her baby, cause they just don't know how arcade life works. You gotta order the right games, get the right advertising out there. Even if people take her out for drinks, Landry's mind is on her baby. Kids? Family? You mean distractions from the arcade. She means to have a social life, she really does! It's just that the arcade needs her.

Employees say she's a nice enough lady... up until you try to take control away from her. It's not that she'll blow up at you. Landry just won't let you in on what she's working on ever again. Or let you behind the machines.

Don't worry. She's got it under control.

No Tape Necessary

Electrical cords always seem to lay just right and never tangle around Landry.

ANYTHING ELSE?

Landry knows the words to every single Journey song, and only plays Journey when the arcade opens
She's a giant weeaboo and ******** loves anime and gaming. Landry will wreck your s**t in a Sailor Moon trivia contest.
She's lived in Ashdown since she was 18, and is currently 34 years old
Landry rides a motorcycle. She takes safely extremely ******** seriously
She has an atrocious Texan accent. Whether it's genuinely that thick, or laid on for the sake of entertaining people, nobody knows. People have, however, heard the woman say y'all'dve. If it's an act, it's a damn good one.  

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Name: Landry Jones

Nicknames: None.

Age: 35

Birthday: February 26th

Sign: Pisces

Blood Type: A-

Gemstone: Rhodochrosite

Favorite Foods: Steak, Steak, Steak, Steak, also steak.

Hated Foods: Salad

Hobbies: Video games, sewing, cosplay, tech work, computers, guitar

Fashion: Leather jacket, jeans, boots. Done.

Fun Facts:
.:: coming soon  

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Timeline So Far
.:: it's funny, honey
.:: Arcade Day** (with Rosie)
.:: full moon lesbians** (with Eve)
.:: suddenly bear
.:: now hiring

 

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❤❤❤❤❤: We're ambivalent. No harm, no foul.
❤❤❤❤❤: Congratulations on not being human trash.
❤❤❤❤❤: I wouldn't mind grabbing a drink with you regularly
❤❤❤❤❤: So... you're pretty great, just so you know.
❤❤❤❤❤: ...Have I told you how much you mean to me?

✖✖✖✖✖: Get it together, scrub.
✖✖✖✖✖: You're the emotional equivalent of stupid youtube comments.
✖✖✖✖✖: Don't talk to me, okay? Okay.
✖✖✖✖✖: Leave. Now.
✖✖✖✖✖: If we talk again, you're not walking away in one piece.


Person: ❤❤❤❤❤: s**t here  

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DREAMER to RISER

ONE completed event, which here means you participated in a story-moving roleplay and wrote at least 500 words

and

TEN completed RPs of any kind in which you wrote at least 500 words:



**denotes in progress roleplay  

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.::No Tape Necessary
Autumn is the selfie queen. Somehow her lighting is always perfect, the angle is great, and the girl looks flawless in pictures. Even on rainy days, the pictures never seem to show frizz or pimples. It's no wonder people like her on instagram- it's almost uncanny how great her pictures are. Filters? What's a filter? That's just the lighting. ...What do you mean indoor lighting washes you out? (Can take perfect selfies)  

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