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 Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:26 am
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes! Above my tail! Behold,
Elevator butt!
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! Good, dog! Good, dog!
The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound.
Cat throw up hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning!
Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.
Blur of motion, then --
Silence -- me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds.
Your foot just squashed one.
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
Can hide my head.
Terrible battle!
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What is "term paper"?
Kitty likes plastic.
Confuses for litter box.
Shouldn't leave around.
Small brave carnivores.
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes.
Fear vacuum cleaner.
Want to trim my claws?
Don't even think about it!
My cries will wake dead.
Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh, no! Big One
Has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp
Cats meow out of angst.
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"
Litter box not here.
You must have moved it again.
I'll crap in the sink.
The Big Ones snore now.
Every room is dark and cold.
Time for "Cup Hockey"!
I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
Inside your armpit?
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:36 am
LMAO! xd
You're funneh 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:53 am
-snickers- That was great! You're now on my list of super sexy cool people.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:10 am
xd Excellent. Truly hilarious. My favorites: Quote: Blur of motion, then -- Silence -- me, a paper bag. What is so funny? Terrible battle! I fought for hours. Come and see! What is "term paper"? Litter box not here. You must have moved it again. I'll crap in the sink.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:31 am
lol blaugh Cool. I needed a good laugh.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:50 am
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 6:12 pm
i kinda love you right now.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 6:24 pm
I think my cat wrote some of those.. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 6:43 pm
xd Very Funny. 3nodding I wanna get myself a cat agian.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:37 pm
xd xd absolutely hilarious!!!!! I've had cats who are just like that xD
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:44 pm
How I love them so
These cute little cat haikus
You are a poet xd
(as we speak, MY cat is in my lap. xd )
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:47 pm
Zeta_240 How I love them so These cute little cat haikus You are a poet xd (as we speak, MY cat is in my lap. xd ) *giggles* I haven't seen my cat in awhile.......SNEEEEEEEEEEEZER!!!!! *will look for him tomorrow* NOt much use to look for him now, Outside cat, pure black, at night.....i ain't gunna find him xD
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