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 Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 12:38 pm
"The following contest is set for one fall! Introducing first........."
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:02 am
Lillian Garcia- "Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome at this time making his professional wrestling debut...weighing in at 285 pounds, standing 6 foot 4 and currently residing in Seattle Washington through way of Cape Verde, West Africa he is White African AWEESOOOME KIIRK HAMILLTON!!!!"
Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
I'd appreciate your input
As Bloodhound Gang echoed throughout the arena it was clear Kirk Hamillton was going to be an interesting competitor to say the least given the fact he had probably chosen the most hilarious song in the world to come out to.
"Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now"
Kirk erupts from the back as soon as the music starts dressed in nothing but a tight pair of wrestling trunks and a grass skirt along with some black wrestling boots. He was excited to be here, all smiles as he stood on the ramp at the top of the stage looking down toward the ring. The crowd wasawestruck at Hamilltons choice of entrance music, it was just so damn unusual, but it didn't seem to phase White African Awesome who just strutted down the ramp like a boss...even stopping about halfway up the ramp to swing his hips in a suggestive manner for the ladies at ringside..ladies love a man with rhythm. Sliding in to the ring, Hamillton would reach for a mic as he would be quick to raise the mic up to speak.
"Ello, it is such an honor to be right ere in WWFG makin ma debut ere tanight. Its even greata den da day dat I first built my facility in my home country but dats not what I'm out here takin up yer time with tonight. No I'm here tanight ta let the hardcore champion know dat now dat his title has just been named a 24/7 title again..dat I'm coming for him. He better sleep with one eye open, and lock his door at night because I won't sleep until I capture dat title so dat I cam show all you Americans what a true Gladiator is..I fully intend to capture dat title and hold it for months because where I come from, your life is on the line 24/7 and if I survived dat..imagine what I'll do to hold onto th one thing that inspired me to carry on. You've been warned, now let's get this party started folks, get my opponent out here!!"
Hamillton would then to as the mic and await his opponent forbrhe evening.
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 12:10 pm
The_Glass_House SO sorry for the delay... Lights soon fade to black as the sounds of manic laughter fill the arena, sounding like it was coming from a doll or tiny speaker.
A tornado siren wails as the intro riff to "Twisted Transistor" begins playing.
Twiztor's Titantron reel plays as a voice screams
"TWIIIISTEEEED!!!!"
and the chorus breaks out.  Because the music do, and it is reaching
inside you, forever preaching
F*ck you too, your dream's a whisper
Hang on you Twisted Transistor...Twiztor makes no appearance for a few seconds as the crowd, announcers, and especially the man in the ring are getting confused and curious. Finally the music ends and the lights come back and there, behind the White African, perched comfortably on the turnbuckle is Twiztor. His black hood his up covering most of his head, but his piercing eyes and wicked grin is clear. He waits for his opponent to turn around and notice him before pulling off his hood and holding up a mic of his own. "People may be wondering where the hell I've been hiding these past few months." Most of the crowd cheered in response and Twiztor grinned again. "Awful truth, I got bored. I get bored easily, people. Its a curse. Fortunately, Hula Girl here piqued my curiosity. If its the Hardcore title he wants, well he'll have to work for it. I wish him luck, but he has to play with me first. You're move, Mowgli." Twiztor giggled and dropped the mic before throwing his hooded jacket off and rolling into the ring as the bell officially rang.
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 4:24 pm
Kirk stood in his corner as the bell rang. He would step forward to the center of the ring and await his opponent to do the same.
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 9:11 pm
 Twiztor squared off with Kirk as the fans watched intently, waiting to see who would make the first move. With his hair covering one eye he kept the other fixed on Kirk, his grin never leaving his face.
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 11:53 am
Kirk was amused by the fact that this man seemed so happy to be here..or maybe not considering the fact he just randomly gets bored and wanders off for weeks at a time. Either way it goes White African Awesome was ready to get this contest underway and as the bell rang he looked to step on his opponents foot and trap him in place before looking to send a well placed chop to the throat to knock the wind out of his smaller adversary and slow him down a little to start the mach off.
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 2:20 pm
Twiztor choked a little as he took the chop to his throat and fell to the canvas. The crowd gave a little groan but Twiztor couldn't help but chuckle for now seeing that coming. Getting back up to his feet, his grin never left as he squared off with the big White African again. This time however he didnt even bother standing on his foot in return as he gave him a big uppercut to the chin. Maybe that would teach him to fight for real.
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 5:10 pm
Kirk would stagger back a step following the uppercut. He really didn't appreciate the nonchalant attitude this young man had going into this match. He would look to quickly fire back with a nasty headbutt right between the eyes. That should take the smile off his face.
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 6:11 pm
Twiztor held his face and stumbled back finally falling to the ground on his a** against the ropes. Even though the African was getting frustrated it only made him giggle harder despite the headache. Climbing back up he grinned. "Whitey likes to play," he hissed before flashing a smile and spinning around. Launching himself springboard style off the ropes, Twiztor would fly through the air in a moonsault attempt towards Kirk. If successful he would follow up the move with a round of punches to the downed African's head.
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 8:33 pm
Kirk did like to play..in fact he liked to play so much that when his opponent leapt onto the air, he did what anyone would do in this situation, side step the moonsault that never should have attempted to begin with. From there he would look to deliver a nasty stomp to his opponents back before he could get off the ground.
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:59 pm
Twiztor growled as the stomp connected to his back. The crowd was starting to get on Kirk's side now, but that didn't bother him as much as being on the ground did. Actually most wouldn't have gotten out of the way, but it wasn't the end of the world. Twiztor got up off the ground and once again squared off with Kirk, not backing down. His grin wouldn't leave his face as he would give the big man a good slap across the face followed by a punch to the gut. If Kirk was keeled over, he would give on more elbow to the back of the head.
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2015 8:14 am
Kirk has already had just about enough of Twiztor and his smiling, Mr. Charles shuffling attitude in this match. As Twiztor tried to stand, Hamillton would deliver a boot to his opponents skull looking to deliver a blow to the dome that would likely cause a concussion or at least daze him.
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2015 5:40 pm
Unfortunately for Kirk Twiztor for once saw what was coming and rolled out of the way of the big boot. Seeing that Kirk was getting riled Twiztor did what he knew was ticking the big man off. "Too slow, Whitey," he cackled as he kept low to the ground and backed up a bit more, looking more like a crazy Spider-Man. "Come on, Casper," he taunted, cocking his head as he watched carefully.
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 2:58 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:05 am
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