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Solar Slam Match One
Solar Slam Match Two
The most awful born again Christian since George Bush, Staff Member Russo, appears on-screen with BBW Interviewer Michael Roll. Michael Roll is happy that Staff Member Russo does not have a cup of coffee tonight.
Roll: "Staff Member Russo, you requested this time to hog the spotlight from the real stars of the show, the wrestlers."
Russo looks mad at Roll for telling the truth.
Russo: "No you p***k. I am here to address a few situations and do one of my world famous shoot promos! It's what the stupid rednecks here in Texas paid for!"
The crowd loudly boos Russo, because he is a huge c**t.
Crowd: "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!"
Russo: "First of all, let's shoot on Cartwright, the limey b*****d! I like shooting on him, preferably with a loaded pistol!"
Roll: "We have not seen Cartwright since you screwed him out of the Seasons Championship Tournament in June. Would you like to explain yourself?!"
Russo: "I told Cartwright that I could end his crap winning streak whenever I wanted to, and I did! One day that moron will realise that he can't fight me and will become an obedient little English chap!"
Crowd: "FIRE RUSSO! FIRE RUSSO! FIRE RUSSO!"
Russo: "He has not been seen since because I didn't want anyone to see him since! I'm fed-up with him continually going against my wishes, and I am fed-up with his fans constantly supporting him instead of me!"
Crowd: "CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY!"
Russo: "If I had my way, that Anarchist Punk wouldn't be here tonight either! He does not deserve to appear at an event as amazing as Solar Slam!"
Roll: "But you do?!"
Staff Member Russo laughs at Rolls stupid question.
Russo: "Of course I do! I am Staff Member Russo! I have earned everything that I have ever achieved!"
Crowd: "******** OFF, RUSSO, ******** OFF! ******** OFF, RUSSO, ******** OFF!"
Roll: "So why is Cartwright here if you did not allow him to before?!"
Staff Member Russo instantly looks fumed.
Russo: "It's time for another shoot! That piece of s**t who likes to call himself a General Manager, Kelly King, overruled me!"
The crowd actually cheers the hated 2.0 for this, that's how bad Russo is.
Russo: "Kelly King decides to give Cartwright not one, but TWO matches over this Solar Slam Two Day Event! The first match tonight is against Trent in a ladder match for a mystery briefcase! If it was me, the briefcase would contain a P45! Both Cartwright and Trent can lick my gooch for all I care!"
Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Russo: "THEN, he puts Cartwright into The Lord Of Summer Battle Royal, where the winner earns a title shot at any title he chooses! This is MADNESS! CRAZINESS! INSANITY! As the head of writing, I have long-term story plans already and NONE of them involve Cartwright in a Championship Match!"
Roll: "Since Kelly King ordered these matches, there's nothing that you can do about it, right?!"
Staff Member Russo smirks at another stupid question.
Russo: "He may have ordered the matches, but that doesn't mean that I can't ruin them! Cartwright, you can't escape my wrath! My punishment! I don't care what Kelly King or anyone else in BBW thinks, I will do whatever it takes to BREAK AND DESTROY YOU!!!"
Staff Member Russo kicks Michael Roll in the crotch for no reason. The crowd continues to boo as Russo laughs at the grounded Roll as he protects his special place.
Solar Slam Match One
Solar Slam Match Two
The most awful born again Christian since George Bush, Staff Member Russo, appears on-screen with BBW Interviewer Michael Roll. Michael Roll is happy that Staff Member Russo does not have a cup of coffee tonight.
Roll: "Staff Member Russo, you requested this time to hog the spotlight from the real stars of the show, the wrestlers."
Russo looks mad at Roll for telling the truth.
Russo: "No you p***k. I am here to address a few situations and do one of my world famous shoot promos! It's what the stupid rednecks here in Texas paid for!"
The crowd loudly boos Russo, because he is a huge c**t.
Crowd: "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!"
Russo: "First of all, let's shoot on Cartwright, the limey b*****d! I like shooting on him, preferably with a loaded pistol!"
Roll: "We have not seen Cartwright since you screwed him out of the Seasons Championship Tournament in June. Would you like to explain yourself?!"
Russo: "I told Cartwright that I could end his crap winning streak whenever I wanted to, and I did! One day that moron will realise that he can't fight me and will become an obedient little English chap!"
Crowd: "FIRE RUSSO! FIRE RUSSO! FIRE RUSSO!"
Russo: "He has not been seen since because I didn't want anyone to see him since! I'm fed-up with him continually going against my wishes, and I am fed-up with his fans constantly supporting him instead of me!"
Crowd: "CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY!"
Russo: "If I had my way, that Anarchist Punk wouldn't be here tonight either! He does not deserve to appear at an event as amazing as Solar Slam!"
Roll: "But you do?!"
Staff Member Russo laughs at Rolls stupid question.
Russo: "Of course I do! I am Staff Member Russo! I have earned everything that I have ever achieved!"
Crowd: "******** OFF, RUSSO, ******** OFF! ******** OFF, RUSSO, ******** OFF!"
Roll: "So why is Cartwright here if you did not allow him to before?!"
Staff Member Russo instantly looks fumed.
Russo: "It's time for another shoot! That piece of s**t who likes to call himself a General Manager, Kelly King, overruled me!"
The crowd actually cheers the hated 2.0 for this, that's how bad Russo is.
Russo: "Kelly King decides to give Cartwright not one, but TWO matches over this Solar Slam Two Day Event! The first match tonight is against Trent in a ladder match for a mystery briefcase! If it was me, the briefcase would contain a P45! Both Cartwright and Trent can lick my gooch for all I care!"
Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Russo: "THEN, he puts Cartwright into The Lord Of Summer Battle Royal, where the winner earns a title shot at any title he chooses! This is MADNESS! CRAZINESS! INSANITY! As the head of writing, I have long-term story plans already and NONE of them involve Cartwright in a Championship Match!"
Roll: "Since Kelly King ordered these matches, there's nothing that you can do about it, right?!"
Staff Member Russo smirks at another stupid question.
Russo: "He may have ordered the matches, but that doesn't mean that I can't ruin them! Cartwright, you can't escape my wrath! My punishment! I don't care what Kelly King or anyone else in BBW thinks, I will do whatever it takes to BREAK AND DESTROY YOU!!!"
Staff Member Russo kicks Michael Roll in the crotch for no reason. The crowd continues to boo as Russo laughs at the grounded Roll as he protects his special place.
