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 Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 4:48 pm
[Setting: A wrestling ring has been set up on the waters right off from the beach. Taut wires hold a thick panel in place, with the ring resting on top of it. Little room is left on the platform outside of the ring, just enough to walk on. Instead of making their way to the ring normally, competitors are taken to the platform via life-raft. Small boats are set-up a good distance from the ring to offer VIP fans a close-up view, while the rest watch from the titantron on the beach.
Reference Picture #1
Reference Picture #2
Kudos to Celtic Enigma for the pictures.
Run-down:
The competition starts with 4 people in the ring. Each 2 days, I will announce the next participant, unless there is less than 4 people in the ring, in which I will announce the next participant immediately. Every Monday, I will check the match for inactivity, no-selling, and the like. If someone is highly inactive or is no-selling, they will be eliminated on that Monday. If it gets to where too many people are in the match, I may use RNG to eliminate some people; I doubt I'll do this though, if it's between fully active people.
Rules:
#1: Auto-hits have been reduced to a 36-hour wait timer.
#2: Auto-eliminations may occur on an opponent after 2 consecutive auto-hits.
#3: You have 2 days to enter the match after you have been announced to join. If you do not, you will be eliminated.
#4: OOC bickering will not be tolerated.
#5: Have fun. That's all this is. If you lose, don't worry. You guys know I toss title shots around like no one's business.
Starting Order:
This list has been brought to you by this random List Shuffler
1. Jamie Hedro
2. Cyrus Everblaze
3. Hiro Shin-Mozas
4. Tim Edgren
5. Whale Helmet
6. Tiger Hat
7. Rosario
8. Cartwright
9. Ryan Finn
10. Trent
"The following contest is the LORD OF SUMMER BATTLE ROYAL! In order to win this contest, a competitor must be the last man standing in the ring! Once a competitor has been thrown out of the ring and into the ocean, they are eliminated! The winner of the contest will be crowned the Lord of Summer, and will earn a shot at any title of their choosing! Introducing first..."
Weather: Clear, night sky.
Wind: 6 mph
Temperature: 80 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2015 10:13 pm
Methodically played drums started up on the sound system for the first entrant of the match. Upon hearing the theme, the crowd let out a slight chorus of booing.
No real time was wasted, as soon enough in sight was Jamie Hedro, in a crouched position on the raft. It looked as though he was afraid of the raft, and more importantly the water. It appeared the "Man that Never Punches" is also "The Man Who Can't Swim" as he looks freaked out of his mind.
Announcer: From Tokyo Japan.....JAMIE HEDROOOOOOOOOOO!
Jamie's raft gets to the floating ring, and the Japanese "star", well, spends a bit of time on the raft. He is rather hesitant of getting off the raft, as he doesn't know how well the ring is secured.
Finally Hedro steps slowly off the raft, and onto the apron of the floating ring. He climbs up to the top rope and proceeds to jump off into the ring, having some slight wobble in the waters. Hedro gets to the middle of the ring, and awaits the second entrant.
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 3:15 am
<******** the world- IS AFTER ME!!! The music erupted over the PA, signifying that it that time once again, for the man of Dreams to make the scene.
Fans erupted with cheers as The Dream stepped out onto the raft, his signature steel chair wrapped in barbed wire held down at his side. "Cyrus, Cyrus, Cyrus!" Cyrus looked out to the audience as he was slowly pulled towards the ring and threw his hand up to his mouth to shout. "******** THE WORLD!" Caught out alone, and I'm tryin to be free
Caught up in things that are inside of me-
I've seen inside of me
This side is everything
I've seen and I'm gonna be-
THE WORLD IS AFTER ME!!!When he the raft finally made it towards the ring, Cyrus pulled off his fabulous looking leather coat and set it on the raft to be sent back. He then suddenly leaped up onto the apron and slipped into ring through the top and middle ropes.THE WHOLE WORLD IS AFTER MEEEEEE!!! Cyrus looked over to the man already standing in the ring and gestured to him. "Aye, Aye Jimmy!" The Dream brandished his middle finger towards Jamie. "******** you!"
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 11:51 am
Jamie Hedro took exception, and pointed to Cyrus saying "You are slow, much like your Dallas Cowbows!" before running towards him, looking for a Front Drop Kick!
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 1:07 pm
EDIT: I was number 2 but now I am 8, what is this?! =) EDIT 2: All sorted! smile Cartwright is shown running from an army of EVIL NINJA CLOWNS, who were clearly sent by Staff Member Russo to stop Cartwright from competing in the nights Main Event!
Cartwright finds a canoe and leaps into it, just as the EVIL NINJA CLOWNS are about to catch-up with him.
Cartwright begins to paddle furiously, the canoe moving towards the ring at an amazing speed.
The EVIL NINJA CLOWNS dive towards Cartwright in great anger.
Many of the EVIL NINJA CLOWNS do not reach the canoe. The splash into the water and quickly drown, as everyone knows that EVIL NINJA CLOWNS can not swim.
A couple land on the canoe, oh no!
Cartwright continues paddling for a moment, dodging the EVIL NINJA CLOWN karate chops to the face with amazing skill and grace.
Cartwright body slams one EVIL NINJA CLOWN into the water. The EVIL NINJA CLOWN fizzles away into nothing, disintegrating on contact with the liquid substance.
Cartwright lifts the other EVIL NINJA CLOWN on to his shoulders in a torture rack position. He dumps the EVIL NINJA CLOWN into the water. The EVIL NINJA CLOWN explodes instantly on contact with the water.
Cartwright continues paddling and eventually reaches the ring.
Cartwright enters the ring and sits down on the top turnbuckle, needing a rest after all that paddling!
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:51 am
Cowboys? The ******** was Jamie talking about? Everybody knows it was all about the Broncos. Regardless, The man of Dreams would quickly step to the side and swing his chair at the silly Asian man as he came rushing at him.
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 6:54 am
Hello!
My name is Elder Price
And I would like to share with you
The most amazing book.
Suddenly heads turned from the action in the ring to the beach as it looked like the fourth of the first four competitors, who was advertised as Hiro Shin-Mozas, appeared from seemingly out of no where. He was wearing pressed pants and an ironed shirt, a tie fixed perfectly on and a nameplate that read "Hello, My Name is Elder Joseph Price".  This book gives you the secret
To eternal life!
Eternal life!
With Jesus Christ!
Is super fun!
Hello!
Ding dong!
And if you let us in,
We'll show you how it can be done!
No thanks?
You sure?
Oh, well.
That's fine.
Goodbye!
Have fun in hell.
Hey now!
You simply won't believe how much
This book will change your life,
This book will change your life,
This book will change your life!
This book will change your life,
This book will change your life!
The book of Mormon!
(Moooooormooooon!)
Hello!!!
Just like that, the boos poured in as it became apparent who these people were. ******** mormons. Elder Price was soon joined by several extras on the beach singing and dancing their way down to the raft, each attempting to hand off the Book of Mormon to the rowdy crowd. Finally, once they got to the end of the performance, by finally mentioning the Book of Mormon and once more saying hello, Elder Price ripped away the headset mic he was using to sing his theme, and stepped on to the raft, clutching a Book of Mormon close to him. He was having happily to the crowd, who were booing him relentlessly, mouthing the word "Hello" as he did. Finally, after a short trip, Elder Price reached the ring and hopped off the raft and entered it, not immediately doing anything as Cyrus was in the middle of trying to cause severe pain!
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 11:45 am
Jamie hit back first in the ring, and bounced back up to his feet before he was nailed in the face with the chair! Hedro fell to his back again, remaining down this time.
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:05 pm
Cartwright sees some nerd in a shirt and tie entering the ring with a book that isn't the karma sutra, so he ain't happy with this guy. Cartwright stands on the turnbuckle he was resting on and jumps off it, aiming a missile dropkick towards Elder Joseph Price!
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:08 pm
Cyrus turned and looked at his other two opponents before bending over to pick up Jamie. He'd then look to get this match kicked off by whipping the man that never punches over the top rope.
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:53 pm
Hedro was pulled up to his feet, but when he was thrown over the ropes he held onto the top rope, making sure his legs stay up and uses the maneuver of the throw to rotate himself back through the middle and bottom rope!
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 1:02 pm
When Hedro caught the top rope, instead of pursuing to boot him off of the ropes, Cyrus raised his right bicep, measuring Jaime. As soon as he got back to his feet, the Dream would attempt to wrap his arm around Jaime's skull and attempt to drag him down into the FTW!
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 1:06 pm
In a twist of fate, Cartwright's missile dropkick missed! Elder Price got down on a knee and started to pray for his safety, sending the Englishmen flying over him, just missing! What a stroke of luck, this man has the lord on his side!
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 1:17 pm
Hedro turned right into Cyrus's arm! Hedro had enough wits to shove Cyrus off of him, and once he turned around he would go to run and hit him with a running Baseball Slide to the knee.
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 1:39 pm
Cyrus was shoved off and stumbled backwards a few steps before being knocked off his feet by the baseball slide to the knee.
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