I can see the finish line with each line that I finish
I'm so close to my goals I can almost pole vault over the goal post!!"
As Brantley introduced his client the sound of Arson music filled the arena and everyone in attendance filled the arena seemed to be worried about just what Arson was in store for tonight, considering that his scheduled opponent Kelly King was last seen in a hospital bed and appeared to be more machine then man after a freak surgery that he underwent of his own free will.
The only man who didn't appear to be worried however, was Kings opponent for the evening Jack Arson, who made his way out from the back welding his sledgehammer, and a dog kennel...and everyone in the crowd was wondering why Arson was carrying around a chihuahua. He would make his way down the ramp, flanked by Summers as he would slide the dog kennel into the ring before sliding in himself.
The O.M.W.C. would come up to his feet before making his way over to the roadie and motioning for a microphone. He would grab it and make his way back to center stage tapping the kennel with his foot as he began to speak.
"SO......last week I was stood up in this ring by the legendary Kelly King because from what I can gather he decided he was go out and turn himself into Inspector Gadget or whatever the hell it was we all saw on the tron last week. Maybe the gimmick finally got the better of my good friend and he has gone off the deep end. All these years calling himself an expansion pack must have gotten to him...but be that as it may tonight I am scheduled to do battle with whatever is left of Kelly King and I had to go out and get myself ready for this battle. SO...I did some digging, and I found someone who has really given me some insight as to what I can expect from King tonight, and I brought him out here with me so that we could all get to the bottom of this together, so let me in get him out and ask him a few questions."
Arson would then reach down and open the dog kennel, and would reach in and pull out a small toaster oven! He would then motion for a chair to be slid into the ring and he would set it up before placing the toaster on the chair in the center of the ring. From there Arson would continue to speak.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have here Kelly Kings cousin as it would seem he got a few of his new parts from this poor oven. So tell me, Mr. Kenmore, in your own words, what can I expect from Kelly King in my match tonight?"
The toaster would be seen in the chair as Arson held the mic up to it, and the crowd wasn't sure if he expected a response or what, but Arson would allow a few seconds to pass before be pulled the mic back up to his own mouth.
"Nothing to say huh? That's okay, let's move on shall we, why do you think it was that King underwent this transformation, and how are his chances against a 320 pound pure athlete like myself?"
Once again, Arson would hold the mic up to the toaster, and once again there would be no response from the inanimate object. Now Arson appeared frustrated with the toaster and would raise the mic up one more time.
"You know what, I don't like your attitude this interview is over!!!!"
From there Arson would set the mic down and clutching his sledgehammer, Jack would smash the toaster into a million pieces!! He would then reach down and pick the mic back up, before resting his hammer on his shoulder. He would then look down the ramp and speak one more time.
"You know King, no matter what comes out from behind that curtain, there is no fear in me, and there is certainly no forgiveness in this sledgehammer! I came here for one reason and one reason only...and that is to prove that no matter what this experiment exposes me to I am the perfect mix of pure athleticism and ruthless agression that can carry a federation on my shoulders...because Jack Arson can withstand anything!!! Now get your robo-a** out here because it's time to fight!!"
Jack would then toss the mic out of the ring and would move over to his corner, placing the sledgehammer in his corner and would stretch out on the ropes awaiting the entrance of King, or whatever he had become.
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