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 Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:37 am
Banana SplitSlamming into the tavern, panicked and wide-eyed, Phoenix didn't see her source of worry within the first five seconds of entering which was terrible. Obviously something was wrong. Quickly, she began sending messages. < TO The Waxwing Slain: are you okay >< TO The Waxwing Slain: that man is in here too are you okay hes being all awful >< TO The Waxwing Slain: caels probably here too and hes going to kill you are you already dead can you die in a dream is this some freddy krueger s**t >< TO The Waxwing Slain: gonna be so pissed if youre dead rn istg >< TO k1ng: have you seen taym i think he might be dead sad >< TO The Waxwing Slain: are you okay >Picking a booth where she could stare intently at the door for the next hour, Phoenix waited for reassurance, practically vibrating with nervous energy.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:16 am
Peach Cobbler
The tavern was actually the very last place Phoenix wanted to be, but every time she turned a corner, there it was. Holding a hand over her mouth she entered and found the most secluded area she could, then let her hand down before she started sending messages to people that actually knew her.
Quietly, she began talking, a runaway monologue full of things she'd rather not actually say ever.
"I got really good at not-lying but not telling the whole truth when I was young because I liked to run away to be by myself all the time."
"I told a lie once on twitter, I'm actually really ticklish in certain areas and it's the worst."
"When I was six I got treed by a little pug dog and was scared of them for years after. Not just any dogs, tiny a** pugs."
"I intentionally did poorly in Spanish class just so the hot teacher would give me detentions and extra tutoring."
"I'm getting a white streak in my hair, you can't really see it normally, but it's there."
"I have been having nightmares constantly the past few weeks."
"Sometimes I get lost stupid easy so I have to explore and map out places real well and figure out other ways to tell where I am."
"I love Konstantin so much, it's so weird I don't even wanna bang him or anything. It's confusing but so nice, it makes me so happy to be able to love someone like that. Oh god these are tears in my eyes just thinking about, I don't even know why they're there. Stop it eyes, noooo."
"Sometimes I have a lot of feelings about things I'd rather not have feelings about so I go do construction work instead."
"I lost every spar except one when I was a trainee."
"I kept the Pikachu suit because I actually think Pikachu is hella cute."
"I try to repair the basement and make it better, but I use the upstairs amenities all the time."
"I found C's engagement ring in a tree, but it makes me so uncomfortable and unhappy that I have never bothered to move it or turn it in to people who might know who it should go to."
"I like to smell people."
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:20 am
Phoenix's banana splitA couple of minutes passed. Possibly Slain was busy taking down rabid teacups, or something. And while he had felt distinctly uncomfortable outside of Phoenix's presence ever since the wedding incident (a bad idea, again) he hadn't exactly been thrown into a panicked tizzy by her absence. < TO Phoenix: What? I'm fine. Or at least I'm not dead, which is close enough for government work. I don't think you can actually die here, it's like the Tear again. What man? What happened? >
< TO Phoenix: Are you OK? >
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:25 am
Phoenix's banana splitShe breathed a huge sigh of relief at the response. He wasn't dead. Yet.< TO The Waxwing Slain: divinity is lawrence >< TO The Waxwing Slain: i dont know what the tear is but you still need to be careful >< TO The Waxwing Slain: you have the worst luck if there is way to die here it will find you and shoot you in the arm again >< TO The Waxwing Slain: you should stay near me i am a total badass and can protect you from the tough cookies >
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:03 am
Slain's Peach Cobbler (of course)< TO k1ng: The first time I smoked pot I was terrified and faked the inhale.>< TO k1ng: I thought I'd get arrested. I came home and googled how to pass a piss test like some kind of deviant on probation and faked sick for three days because I wasn't sure how long it stayed in your system and was afraid I'd act weird at school and the cops would show up>< TO k1ng: I tried to give a kid a swirly in seventh grade and slipped and chipped a tooth on the toilet seat. ON THE TOILET SEAT. He got away.>< TO Phoenix: I tried to get my cartilage pierced at 17 and it hurt so bad I almost cried and pretended it was allergies making my eyes water. I took it out after three days. Couldn't hack it. Told my mom I'd decided I didn't like it.>< TO Phoenix: The reason I don't want you to touch my beard is I'm afraid you'll notice all the grey hairs in it. I got the first one when I was 23.>< TO Phoenix: I didn't know how to pronounce "epitome" until I was 19 and I said it wrong in front of a whole bunch of people at a party as "ep ih toam">< TO k1ng: one time I publicly cried in a pet store because there was a kitten being just that ******** cute but I swear to you it was the cutest ******** kitten I have ever seen>< TO Phoenix: I used to have entire conversations about world events with my puppy in a fake British accent and pretend he was answering in a French one. I called him Monsieur Piddlepaws during these discussions.>< TO k1ng: I thought popping a girl's cherry actually made a pop sound until I was thirteen>< TO k1ng: I keep waking you up at the crack of dawn and checking to make sure you've been working because I want you to do better than I have.>< TO Phoenix: That day we fought the hoard maggots in the basement I was afterward convinced that I was only a couple of inches tall and I spent an hour climbing up my bed and trying to jump on the screen of my phone to send a help text message. I found out when I woke up and the screen was all scuffed.>< TO Phoenix: I'm sad because everyone's weapon is cooler than mine.>
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:10 am
Phoenix's Banana Split< TO Phoenix: I'm sure I ******** appreciate the offer, but I'm fine, thanks. I am not scared of Lawrence here or anywhere else. And do you really think if Cael was here he'd be avoiding sweeping around in a majestic rage flinging loud insults about how inept we all are? We'd have noticed him by now>< TO Phoenix: I hope you realize that promise you made me about not letting Lawr touch you applies here 100%>She hadn't made the promise. But that wasn't, of course, how he remembered it.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:22 am
Slain's Peach Cobbler (of course)/Phoenix's Honey Tart
< TO The Waxwing Slain: oh god you ate the cobbler didnt you i promise i wont judge >
< TO The Waxwing Slain: i am getting white hair at 18 and i dont like that but if you want we can do even exchange of touching ok >
< TO The Waxwing Slain: oh god monsieur piddlepaws is such a good name i didnt know you were good with cute names we should have minipet duty together sometime >
< TO The Waxwing Slain: kon thought he was an elfking i think there was something in the shampoo i tried using apple cider vinegar instead >
< TO The Waxwing Slain: your knife is so pretty though and youre hella effective with it even if it is a bit small >
< TO The Waxwing Slain: im a bunny right now by the way its not bad if you feel like trying the honey tarts >
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:27 am
Phoenix's Banana Split< TO The Waxwing Slain: i just worry about you okay i want you to not die are you sure youre okay < TO The Waxwing Slain: like super sure because i can find you if you need help < TO The Waxwing Slain: ugggggh i didnt know it was him < TO The Waxwing Slain: omg he moped on my boobs when he drank the walrus booze that a*****e im so ******** mad right now im never trusting strangers again < TO The Waxwing Slain: you should be careful of strangers are there strangers around you now if so dont talk to them
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:39 pm
] Slain's Peach Cobbler (of course)< To The Waxwing Slain: u r a giant f** sometimes >
< To The Waxwing Slain: but ur pretty ok >
< To The Waxwing Slain: is this bc of that cake s**t god damned im so ******** when its my turn >
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:40 pm
Phoenix's Banana Split
< To Phoenix: hes not dead jesus i dont think u can even die here >
< To Phoenix: dont be so dumb >
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:43 pm
Slain's Peach Cobbler (of course)< TO k1ng: how am I a f** when you're the one wearing pink devil horns and furry little ears?>< TO k1ng: Also it was not cake. It was peach cobbler. It wasn't worth it. I wouldn't recommend it. Don't make my mistakes, kid.>
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:11 pm
Phoenix's Banana Split < To k1ng: hes not good at being alive ok >
< To Phoenix: ******** you it is not dumb its a valid ******** concern with him also stay away from a guy named divinity >
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:27 pm
Phoenix's Banana Split < To Phoenix: really is he that bad at staying alive bcos 2 me hes just ******** strung out like all druggies r no matter how long ago it was >
< To Phoenix: also divinity is a faggy name so ill stay away n s**t dont cry about it, jessussss >
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:28 pm
Slain's Peach Cobbler (of course)< TO The Waxwing Slain: ok mister cries about kittens >< TO The Waxwing Slain: also really a pop like what? gum? a balloon? i need 2 kno so i can mock u more >
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:39 pm
Slain's Peach Cobbler (of course)< TO Phoenix: did u kno taym thought pussies went POP when u devirgined a virgin >< TO Phoenix: pop pop pop >
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