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 Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:49 pm
Remember that story I told you guys about the Fat Black Lady who tried to take my work to court for selling her car after it was deemed as "not hers anymore?" Well guess what? I got a new one for you guys! This morning I was at work like any other day doing a brake job for a 2007 Volkswagen Passat (A Car I REALLY ******** hate by the way) when this Lady walked in asking if she could get an Oil Change. My dad heard her and said that would be fine. He then took over the job I was already doing and my brother pulled her 2005 Honda Accord in. I start the oil change, everything is going well. Once I was finished 30 minutes later, I told my brother I was done and he told the lady "Okay, That'll be $31.80 unless Cash in which then it's just $30." Here's where the bar lowers itself.......
She then says: "I have to pay? I thought Oil Changes were free because they're easy!" I s**t you guys not! She actually had no ******** clue that she was required to pay us for the service we gave her. PLUS She only had $6 in cash and an American Express Card which by the way we do NOT accept. We have 3 signs saying that we take Mastercard and Visa, NOTHING ELSE. Now we had to keep her car where it was because she owed us money and we don't often let customers pay when they can. So then she called her husband who in turn called the cops in while he was on his way. Then this hag was screaming at us, demanding her car back. Her husband is now there along with the cops. They're screaming, we're silent, and the cops are just confused.
10 Minutes Later: The cops now understand the situation and tell this woman she is definitely not getting her car back now as the cops are now taking it until she pays us what she owes and the cops because they're considering this as filing a false report.
Has the bar been lowered for society? I think so!
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:59 pm
every so often, Draze, just every so often, you legitimately give me a laugh. this is one of those times.
what actually kills me more than the fact that she's a complete idiot is that her husband is a complete idiot as well. instead of him coming in and telling his ditz of a wife that nothing in life is free you moron, he goes along with it. i think i'd have spent the entire time laughing
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:40 pm
Jarel Damone every so often, Draze, just every so often, you legitimately give me a laugh. this is one of those times. what actually kills me more than the fact that she's a complete idiot is that her husband is a complete idiot as well. instead of him coming in and telling his ditz of a wife that nothing in life is free you moron, he goes along with it. i think i'd have spent the entire time laughing
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Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:51 am
Jarel Damone every so often, Draze, just every so often, you legitimately give me a laugh. this is one of those times. what actually kills me more than the fact that she's a complete idiot is that her husband is a complete idiot as well. instead of him coming in and telling his ditz of a wife that nothing in life is free you moron, he goes along with it. i think i'd have spent the entire time laughing I think He only did that because his wife most likely wears the pants in that marriage!
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Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:27 am
Brake Checks - Free
Oil Changes - Pay me money you b***h.
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Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:45 am
Primordial Sinner Jarel Damone every so often, Draze, just every so often, you legitimately give me a laugh. this is one of those times. what actually kills me more than the fact that she's a complete idiot is that her husband is a complete idiot as well. instead of him coming in and telling his ditz of a wife that nothing in life is free you moron, he goes along with it. i think i'd have spent the entire time laughing I think He only did that because his wife most likely wears the pants in that marriage! i say they exist to give people like me much needed laughter in life.
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Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:22 pm
ProtoWolf 2.0 Brake Checks - Free Oil Changes - Pay me money you b***h. FACT: What he said is true. FACT: Kelly King 2.0 is Greatness at it's greatest. FACT: I gave 2.0 that nickname. FACT: King is right only when he wants to be right. Which is all the time. FACT: I am sucking up to King so maybe he will finally give me a match against him!
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Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:52 pm
It's like going into McDonalds and expecting to be given free fries because it's easy! rofl You get some crazy customers! blaugh
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Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:32 am
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Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:42 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:24 am
And I'm not going to stop. :smug:
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