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PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 2:43 pm


Taym had been about to suggest that they meet outside the dorms when she'd done the work for him. The dark and still rooms were unsettling and making him stir-crazy, and the buildings important enough for emergency power had a certain "stay the hell out of our hair, trainee" quality to them at the moment. And Taym, still unrecovered from a year and a half of sleeping in doorways and parks, felt more comfortable and less nerve-jangled under the fogless Island sun than he did nearly anywhere else.

That said, even less jangled Taym was still Taym, and none of this would be obvious to anyone who hadn't met him yet: he was sitting cross-legged in the grass and tapping his bandaged knuckles on the pages of the notebook on his knee with an incessant nervous energy, his entire skeletal body taut with visible unease. He had the look of a stretched rubber band, or a deer tensely waiting to see if it needed to run. He had also apparently relinquished shaving for the duration of the power outage. He was treading a fine line between really thick stubble and patchy beard. It wasn't a good look, but then again, on Taym, nothing was.

Instinctively, he glanced down at the screen of his phone to check the time before remembering that it was off.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 12:31 pm


She had never met this man before but how many strange men would be waiting specifically for her outside the dorms? Not many, if any. She was surprised by the man she found, however. He was so...

...Thin.

The kind of thin that made her want to feed him a hundred sandwiches. And he was scraggly, and he looked like he really needed to calm the ******** down. Mediate. Relax. Hell, even getting a little high could help him out.

"Taym?" Candace called out as she approached the man. Unlike her apparently uncomfortable companion she was the picture of ease, though not being able to shower or eat real food did make her incredibly uncomfortable. She wouldn't let it show, she never liked to let it show. Instead she would combat it all; no AC, washing machines, or showers meant tank tops and shorts, not even her Hunter coat would be worn in this stupid heat, and she had pulled her hair back in a ponytail for now. She was not happy but she could pretend to be.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:17 pm


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He startled, but only a little, and he recovered almost instantly. He was either more tolerant of the heat than she was or had no options (truth: both), because he was in jeans and long sleeves, both of which looked positively ancient. He was the sort of person who looked like he smelled bad, but surprisingly smelled like nothing worse than cigarette smoke and bleach and the same stale-sweat clothes everyone smelled like at the moment.

"Candace," he acknowledged, hesitating over the name, and he didn't stand up but instead made a jerky gesture for her to sit. "Before the--" another hesitation "--s**t hit the fan, Gale suggested I talk to you. Sorry," he added, deadpan with a sweep of his arm to take in the muggy air, the grass, "about the condition of my office." He offered a hand to shake.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:51 pm


Candace didn't waste time, sitting beside the man with a curious look. Yes, the s**t did certainly hit the fan..and it kind of smelled literally like that whenever she passed a certain person's room. "Did he? And why is that?" Gale wouldn't set her up for something unpleasant so she could trust this wouldn't be something upsetting or awkward..hopefully.

She gave a little laugh at his apology, taking the offered hand to shake it once before she relaxed beside him. "Mine is in about the same condition right now, I understand. We're about ready to complain to management, I think. So, you needed me for something?"

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 3:22 pm


Eight


This part was hard. He wasn't sure how to approach the topic, so he'd mentally rehearsed this, and it showed in the way he ran over the words. Clearly his grasp of exactly how he felt about his own projects was less firm than his handshake, which had been, surprisingly, professional. Despite the fact that a tremor shot visibly through his fingers as he ran them through his hair.

"I'm--bad at explaining this," he started. "It'd be easier if we had power, but since we don't, I'll give you the verbal rundown. Death's got an intelligence network; Life's got a library. There's information everywhere. The problem's not collection, it's collation and presentation. There are layers of classification and a lot of proprietary information. It's a ******** mess," he said bluntly. "I mean, the upper echelons have their s**t together, but someone like me falls out of the pod and we're relying on a lot of pieced-together hearsay for the bare necessities. And it's worse when new information comes in that ought to be readily available to everyone, immediately, but isn't actually so vital it's an emergency--who broadcasts it, and how?"

He paused to cough into his elbow, unaccustomed to so much talking; probably the smoking didn't help, and he reeked of it. "Before The Tear I got some network space from Gale and I set up a framework. It's open-access--theoretically anyone can contribute to it. It's essentially--" he hesitated. "It's an open filing cabinet. But the problem is circular. I made the filing cabinet because I got pissed off at how little I knew, and I can't fill it up because I still know jack s**t. And my biggest problem--" another cough "--isn't knowing jack s**t, because I can go troll the library, if I need to. It's that I don't know what's important and what isn't. And I'd like to preload it with some information before it gets rolled out, if in fact it's deemed worthy of rolling out. That's on--that's on Gale, I guess. Or whoever."

Having thus spoken more than he had in as long as he could remember, Taym ran down, coughed into his elbow again, and avoided Candace's eye by dog-earing a page of his notebook, over and over.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:03 pm


Candace listened quietly to the rundown she was being given. Well, part of the problem could probably be attributed to most of Life being a bunch of trolls with too many resources to enable them and Death having an a*****e for a leader, but she kept that to herself. She did agree with him about the pod information. Candace hated not knowing anything when she woke up and so she did try and do her best to give new awakenings a rundown without overwhelming them, but it was hard when there was so much they needed to know. It was difficult.

The cough surprised her but she thought nothing of it. The second cough had her frowning. "You okay?"

She understood now. Gale had sent her because she could help him. Candace actually really liked this idea. "I think we're overdue for some kind of helpful database for newbies. I'd be happy to help you. Is there anything you'd specifically like? Question you'd like to ask me?" This was his project, she'd let him run the show.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:34 pm


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"I'm fine," he said tersely, and that was about all the information he volunteered on that front.

"I figured you being in Mist you'd know better than most what everyone could benefit from having open access to." He flicked his pencil absently against one of the many lists of tiny, cramped handwriting scattered over the page, avoiding her eye again. He looked as miserably uncomfortable as he felt. "You've been here a while. If you want to fire off a list of times you've thought 'I wish we'd sent a memo about that,' I'm here to write it down. I can harass you for details once we've got the broad strokes." He hesitated, voice rough again, like even these short spiels were a strain. "I'm not trying to sound like a shameless ******** upstart, but I do hope that even though the idea is a database for newbies now that it's going to prove itself useful for everyone, eventually. Information means jack s**t if it's not readily available."

Clearly Taym was not yet inducted into the Caelius School of Intelligence Theory. Or maybe he never would be.

Apropos of nothing and perhaps because he was desperately trying to seem human, Taym added: "I met your roommate. I saw her on Twitter talking about cutting her hair. Tell her it'd be a crime against nature, because I don't know her well enough."
PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:15 am


"Oh god, we'll be here for days," Candace said with a laugh. Things she'd wished she'd had a memo for... "Don't take someone else's weapon, especially a leader's. It's bad news. You'd be surprised. Hmm..perhaps the importance of safe sex for those who are active and for those men and women who...did wish to one day have children in the future..." At that thought Candace frowned. It was sad to think about, not because she ever wanted children but because she knew people who had. "Perhaps having some advice about how to handle specific leaders would be a good idea. All of them are very, very different and some of them should be avoided if not handled like an unexploded bomb that could go off at any second." Hmm..most of her 'wish I had had a memo' moments had been during missions when they had been expected to know a detail they weren't debriefed on. Couldn't exactly put that on a list.

She gave Taym a look when she caught the tone of his voice. Was he really fine? It was starting to sound like talking to her was literally causing him pain.

"Is she cutting her hair? I'll talk her out of it. You should get to know her, though. I'm sure you've seen what a sweet thing she is. She's moving out so you'll be able to find her somewhere on the trainee floor with everyone else soon." Candace leaned back on her elbows and stared up at the sky, humming quietly while she thought of more things to give him.

"Perhaps a quick rundown on what each division is like since some people, especially new trainees, sometimes get confused..or perhaps they just don't know and see that another division is more to their interests. I can't tell you how many Moons I've seen transfer to Life just in the past year. Hm, what else..there's just so much.."

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:29 am


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He seized on the last, having remained stonily silent on the topic of sex and procreation--although his pencil was moving obediently.

"I think one of the advantages of the open-access format--and one of the reasons it's going to give me an enormous ******** headache--is that everyone's going to potentially be able to give a first-person view of things. Maybe a place for established Hunters to give a brief run-down of their day-to-day divisional work would be a good idea. Could separate out a file for each division, let people contribute their experiences working there." He grinned, suddenly. "I'm fine with putting information on the leads on there too, but are they likely to do the Deus equivalent of Googling themselves? And more to the point, does anyone care?"

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:39 am


Does anyone care.

Candace just gave Taym a look.

"Your division lead is an a**. Not only is he an a** but he is a homicidal a** who will chew you out for simply asking a question because clearly you're just far too incompetent to know the answer yourself so why should he tell you? Oh, maybe he will tell you, except he's going to be patronizing and cruel about it and belittle you in every way possible. He will then proceed to send you off on some kind of task, usually one that will end in your failure and more bitching from said leader. Now, if you went to say...Aria, for a question, she is the leader of the Mist division. She'll answer it, but she's not exactly friendly to those not in her division. Go to Allan with the same problem? You'll get a lot of nonsense about nakama, kokoro, and probably get put into a silly costume. I'm not saying give an opinion on them, just...a sort of warning. To those bright young new trainees that come in thinking they can just go to their own specific lead for any problem like they're a normal person? I feel it's important they know otherwise and just how to handle them."

And really, would the leads care? Most likely not. Would H look? Probably, he would most likely be incredibly amused by it. Aria would probably look, Allan definitely would but he'd find it awesome. She wasn't sure on Edith or Caelius, Caelius could go either way...

"Maybe also having all the different duties in one place would be nice, too. Most trainees only do a few of them, like the minipet watching and the pod duty, but there're others too.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:48 am


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Diplomacy did not come naturally to Taym, but he tried it anyway: "Maybe," he proposed, "we can have a list of available established Hunters to direct questions at. And mention that it's to avoid... putting undue workload on the Leads." Tactful.

The more he heard about Caelius the less he liked him. He supposed meeting him was inevitable, but he'd gladly stave off that day as long as possible.

At the second part of her statement he had switched to a blank page. Another tiny underlined heading, a new train of thought started. "Some sort of really succinct, broadly-outlined manual would be a ******** godsend for some of the s**t we do," he agreed. Abruptly, apparently still dwelling on thoughts of Caelius, he added: "What the ******** kinda Intel division snubs you for asking a ******** question? Isn't that our job?"
PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:06 am


"Perhaps~. It's your project, set it up how you think is best." Candace smiled.

"Yeah, manuals are the best. I'd be happy to give a run down on some duties and give training tips, too. There's different locations on the island that need patrolling and an eye kept on them, and some places tend to get ignored because I think some trainees just don't know." She had been about to continue until Taym mentioned Caelius again. Oh, he seemed more bothered by this than she had originally thought. "It's how he's always been. It's not that you can't go to him for anything? It's just...he's...I don't know, sometimes I think he's crazy..I wouldn't be surprised." Did Circe have the same effect on him as it did her? If so then she could understand why he was such a psycho sometimes. "You have to learn how to deal with him, basically."

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:04 pm


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A long pause while Taym's eyes absently roamed the middle distance, before he snapped back to more mundane topics. "I'll need to set up a new category for the duty rosters. Didn't even occur to me. That's why I'm talking to you." His hand jerked distractedly back up to his hair, restless. "And I'll set up some s**t for the leads, too, just don't expect me to contribute any first-person perspectives with my name attached." He barked a laugh.

"Christ, I have a lot of typing to do," he said, fanning the pages demonstratively at her, distracted again. "This would be a lot easier if power was up. Does this s**t happen a lot or do I just have spectacularly bad timing? I'd kill for a real shower."
PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 3:56 am


"Chicken," Candace teased when Taym said he wouldn't put first-person perspectives of his own experiences. "The worst they can do is kill you. Or in Caelius' case, glare at you, threaten to kill you, and instead just make you suffer while angrily throwing Mark out the window of a ten-story building." It was hard to tell how much of what Candace just said was serious or a joke...

...It may be best not to try and figure out.

"It happens every now and then. There was a time last year where we were stuck living in underground bunkers after a mission because some crazy phoenix made entirely of Insanity attacked the island and everything was infested by creatures also made of Insanity. But yeah, at least those bunkers had showers." She sighed and put a hand on her head, petting her hair with a certain sadness. No shower meant she couldn't wash her hair and keep it soft. Candace hated having to tie her hair back so much.

"We'll get them back. Usually it takes a few months, but we always fix our problems. It happens." Not that it happening frequently made it any better, because Candace did hate it, but it became something she didn't freak out over anymore. Now she just kind of...groaned unhappily about it like a class being given homework over a holiday break.

It kind of sucked.

"If you need help typing I'm sure there's someone you can...ah..persuade into helping you with that." Someone to use. Yes.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:48 am


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He actually said "ugh" at the idea of bunkers. He enunciated it. The idea of being stuck in a bunker at all was too much like being stuck in tiny, stinking concrete rooms in the middle of the city in the dead of winter. The thought of sleeping in bunkers with all these crazy people was worse.

"What?" he said, in answer to her last. "And lose the excuse to spend a day chained to a desk as soon as there's time? What a tragedy it would be, to sit in the air conditioning with a cup of tea quietly inputting things into a computer instead of, you know. Risking my neck fighting fog-monsters and poking around in werewolf dens." Another sharp, sudden grin that was quite wolfish itself. "I think I'll shoulder that burden for a single day rather than foisting it off on some poor a*****e who somehow manages to under-rank me. Which is technically impossible, by the way." Not for long, if he had his way. Private bathroom.
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