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I just tried to explain skyrim to one of my friends

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Scarletgreen
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:55 pm


and I quote:
Scarlet in real life
yes. yes please try skyrim. It is absolutely the easiest game to immerse yourself in. It's basically you walking through a town when a woman runs up to you screaming "HELP! My husband has been beating me and the children ever since he took an arrow to the knee!" so you go kill her husband and BAM she gives you 200g but she doesn't notice that you also robbed her blind but that doesn't matter because you're in the ******** thieves guild of course you dumb c**t so you exit the house and oH MY GOD THERES A ******** DRAGON so you kill that b***h and absorb it's soul like the boss you are and courier runs up to you saying "your eyes only" and its a LETTER FROM THE DARK BROTHERHOOD! And of course this could only go one way so you suddenly wake up in a cabin and Astrid is all "kill one of them and be like us" so you're like NO PROBLEM and kill them mother ******** with no mercy because who gives a ******** and you go find the black door and DAM ASSASSINS LIKE YOUVE NEVER SEEN and astrid is all "my word is law. here's your first contract" so you kill that butthole in Markarth and you DONT EVEN GET CAUGHT CUZ YOURE JUST THAT ******** GOOD so you exit the city and youre all ******** HORSES so you sprint back to the sanctuary causing torment along the way in your werebeast form when all of a sudden you get a letter from the jarl of falkreath who is super impressed by you so he gives you a hot housecarl and she's all "i will guard you and all you own with my life" and you're like ******** yeah. So then while in falkreath you're sent to a deadric prince who is like "take my immortal dog and get my axe" and the dog is like "yo that ******** is lying B" so you don't do that quest but THEN YOU'VE GOT THE MOST KICKASS TEAM OF ALL TIME AND EVERYONE WANTS TO MARRY YOU CUZ YOURE THE ******** DRAGONBORN AND YOURE CASHING NUMBERS THAT ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD. FUS DO RAH ******** class="clear">
PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 3:16 am


Mert in real life
Play it f*****t!

It ususally works.

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The Almighty Ali
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:09 am


I sure hope you flailed your arms wildly too so they understood you better! mad
PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:19 am


The Almighty Ali
I sure hope you flailed your arms wildly too so they understood you better! mad


Actually it was a text because it was late at night but I definitely would have if it was face to face! mad

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