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ochimaru

PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 8:25 pm
I wrote 112 parking tickets today. Plus 3 warnings and let 2 people off. Do I feel bad about it? Not really. I hate people. Especially tourists! And most of the tickets I write are only $15. Unless they park like assholes, then it's $35.

And DAMN people can't read! Seems like 1/4 of the people enter their license plate in wrong. Had one lady come up to me yelling "What is this ticket for??" And I say "Did you read it?" She gives me a confused look, so I take the ticket and read it to her. "You parked in a yellow zone, on a yellow curb." She replies "But I PAID for parking!" I'm like "Uh... yes, you did, but you were parked on a yellow curb." She says "I'm going to go get my husband and you can talk to him about it, because I don't understand!"


In some ways, I feel like my job is to punish the idiots... which makes it a pretty awesome job.  
PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 8:28 pm
What I keep wondering... is my job punk?

Most punks don't drive... and those that do are resourceful enough to find free parking.

Therefore, I mostly punish the normies and conservatives.

Only ones I really feel bad about is old people. They can't use computerized parking meters. They can barely see or function! And I love old people. Even the cranky ones.  

ochimaru


portraitofaudacity

PostPosted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:13 am
Do you really care if your job is punk?  
PostPosted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:24 am
Damn those are cheap tickets ._. Basic parking violations here are over $45 + fees.

They don't teach people about yellow curbs or ... "zone hachuree" (like, white Xes you're not supposed to stop on because the stop line is a few yards from the intersection)...
It's pretty sad, actually. I've been a passenger and taken public transit all my life, yet I know what these things mean.

In the last two years or so, they've made taking theory classes mandatory for getting your driver's license. I guess it's good, but I find it pretty wasteful. I took all the practice tests online, went in to the exam (multiple choice on ancient computers), and was only uncertain about like 2 answers. Mostly because the question was poorly translated.

I plan to take my practical lessons in the next few months and finally get a license. Just so I can be a spare driver on road trips.
But my brother just got a car with standard transmission. I don't want to destroy his clutch =/

/ramble  

KazeRin

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ochimaru

PostPosted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:38 am
portraitofaudacity
Do you really care if your job is punk?


Not really... I just like the irony of a "officer" as a professional-punk, goin around pissin off the general public. lol  
PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:50 am
OH GOD I AM JUST GLAD YOU 2 ARE HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! I betcha you don't even know what happened in this guild from 2007-2010 it was horrible. O.O YOu don't wanna know.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU MISSED AN AWESOME YEAR OF 2011, CUZ THAT WAS THE REVIVAL YEAR OF THIS GUILD AND WHEN I STARTED TO LISTEN TO CHEESY MODERN MUSIC SONGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! It's because of these modern songs that got me off of my obsession which I refuse to let my fellow ROPERS tell you about unless you look into the old posts yourselves. biggrin  

Aoi the Crossdresser


KazeRin

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 5:18 am
Aoi the Crossdresser
OH GOD I AM JUST GLAD YOU 2 ARE HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! I betcha you don't even know what happened in this guild from 2007-2010 it was horrible. O.O YOu don't wanna know.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU MISSED AN AWESOME YEAR OF 2011, CUZ THAT WAS THE REVIVAL YEAR OF THIS GUILD AND WHEN I STARTED TO LISTEN TO CHEESY MODERN MUSIC SONGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! It's because of these modern songs that got me off of my obsession which I refuse to let my fellow ROPERS tell you about unless you look into the old posts yourselves. biggrin
You're still obsessed with parts of that.
But you have improved.
Just, don't stop here.  
PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:10 pm
KazeRin
Aoi the Crossdresser
OH GOD I AM JUST GLAD YOU 2 ARE HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! I betcha you don't even know what happened in this guild from 2007-2010 it was horrible. O.O YOu don't wanna know.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU MISSED AN AWESOME YEAR OF 2011, CUZ THAT WAS THE REVIVAL YEAR OF THIS GUILD AND WHEN I STARTED TO LISTEN TO CHEESY MODERN MUSIC SONGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! It's because of these modern songs that got me off of my obsession which I refuse to let my fellow ROPERS tell you about unless you look into the old posts yourselves. biggrin
You're still obsessed with parts of that.
But you have improved.
Just, don't stop here.
Obsessed with parts of what? Songs that sound like you are in a desert? I KNOW I AM OBSESSED WITH THAT!!!!!!!!!! biggrin

Like this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47dtFZ8CFo8  

Aoi the Crossdresser


KazeRin

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:45 am
Aoi the Crossdresser
KazeRin
Aoi the Crossdresser
OH GOD I AM JUST GLAD YOU 2 ARE HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! I betcha you don't even know what happened in this guild from 2007-2010 it was horrible. O.O YOu don't wanna know.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU MISSED AN AWESOME YEAR OF 2011, CUZ THAT WAS THE REVIVAL YEAR OF THIS GUILD AND WHEN I STARTED TO LISTEN TO CHEESY MODERN MUSIC SONGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! It's because of these modern songs that got me off of my obsession which I refuse to let my fellow ROPERS tell you about unless you look into the old posts yourselves. biggrin
You're still obsessed with parts of that.
But you have improved.
Just, don't stop here.
Obsessed with parts of what? Songs that sound like you are in a desert? I KNOW I AM OBSESSED WITH THAT!!!!!!!!!! biggrin

Like this one...

]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47dtFZ8CFo8
Vision.

I'll leave it at that.  
PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 3:09 pm
KazeRin
Vision.

I'll leave it at that.
Oh, I just hold the belief that women are weird in stuff.  

Aoi the Crossdresser


GenevieveGautier

PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 10:54 pm
Aoi the Crossdresser
KazeRin
Vision.

I'll leave it at that.
Oh, I just hold the belief that women are weird in stuff.


Says the guy who labels himself as "crossdresser". What a paradox...
 
PostPosted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:11 am
GenevieveGautier
Aoi the Crossdresser
KazeRin
Vision.

I'll leave it at that.
Oh, I just hold the belief that women are weird in stuff.


Says the guy who labels himself as "crossdresser". What a paradox...
Nah women see weirdly and they aren't telling us about it. crying  

Aoi the Crossdresser

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