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The Soviet Son

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 6:15 pm


There are two things I have to offer someone bold and brave, if they really want the 30,000 gold. Of course, it's not rewarding (the task isn't at least), but it is for the amusement of I and the rest of the community. So bare with me.

.....

Option 1
Your theme song must be "The Bad Touch" for the next 2 months. This includes the big PPVs coming up, promos, etc etc.


Option 2
Cut a serious promo only using sentences five words or less, and at the very end of it, advertise the (insert guild name) App. Minimum of three paragraphs and fifteen sentences.

...

(feel free to post your own suggestions)
PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 6:54 pm


Will shoot for option 2.

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red_dragon_masta

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 6:59 pm


Question, If I was to do the first one, could I make a character specifically to fit that theme?

Because if so, I could amuse the s**t out of everyone on a permanent basis
PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 7:11 pm


Watch out for my #2.

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The Soviet Son

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 7:36 pm


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Will shoot for option 2.
We got ourselves a winner.


0o-The_Angel-o0
Question, If I was to do the first one, could I make a character specifically to fit that theme?
No; must be one of your already established characters.


[M]a.r.t.s
Watch out for my #2.
I'll give the best one between you and Freakshow 20k; the other gets 10k.
PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 7:38 pm


Da Frozen One
0o-The_Angel-o0
Question, If I was to do the first one, could I make a character specifically to fit that theme?
No; must be one of your already established characters..
well s**t then...I can't do that lol...i might make a new one any way and just say screw the gold though because the more I sit here the funnier what I am planning gets

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 10:32 pm


I may actually shoot for the first one as it could actually fit with the new gimmick I'm giving Kobra...

yes...

oh yes...
PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:46 pm


I actually love that song. I've thought of doing the song with a squirrel suit before, but never pulled the trigger on that move. Salem doesn't do furry.

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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 5:38 am


Screw wink having a new gimmick, I'd just slap #1 on for everywhere I go and forget it's supposed to be for two months if I did! rofl
PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 10:53 am


AJ, you are bad. I wish you would die. I'd definitely like that. Seeing you face down. Smothered by a pillow. Maybe stabbed in the throat. We'd all be happier. You couldn't change your theme. Or make stupid bets. Or bring down morale. Or type overated promos. The world would be better. Better off without you here. So please go away forever. Thank you for your time.

...Thinking about it some more. On the flip side. You wouldn't be around. No more making fun. No more torture. No more punching bag. A few of us might cry. Who would take your place? Hiro is better now. Angel is too. They're old news. Maybe having you is best. You seem to understand jokes. In fact, please stay. I need you. To make fun of you. For a very long time.

By the way. Have you seen the app? Social guild app for Android? And Apple too, I guess. This thing is sick. Lets you know about posts. New threads and jokes. Upcoming and downfalling guilds. Profiles no one cares about. Matt Stone would be proud. I know I am. Download the app today. I'm dead ******** serious. I know what you're thinking. How can we sell this? It's such a low price! ...We cant. It's normal price. It's only 10 dollars. 0% of the savings! 100% of the price! They're passing the savings on. Passing them on to you! Call in now. Call in later. Colin Farrell. Colin Mockery.

front row seats coming soon. i promise.

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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 11:07 am


That song fits JaBy perfectly. I'll do it.
PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:58 pm


ProtoWolf 2.0
AJ, you are bad. I wish you would die. I'd definitely like that. Seeing you face down. Smothered by a pillow. Maybe stabbed in the throat. We'd all be happier. You couldn't change your theme. Or make stupid bets. Or bring down morale. Or type overated promos. The world would be better. Better off without you here. So please go away forever. Thank you for your time.

...Thinking about it some more. On the flip side. You wouldn't be around. No more making fun. No more torture. No more punching bag. A few of us might cry. Who would take your place? Hiro is better now. Angel is too. They're old news. Maybe having you is best. You seem to understand jokes. In fact, please stay. I need you. To make fun of you. For a very long time.

By the way. Have you seen the app? Social guild app for Android? And Apple too, I guess. This thing is sick. Lets you know about posts. New threads and jokes. Upcoming and downfalling guilds. Profiles no one cares about. Matt Stone would be proud. I know I am. Download the app today. I'm dead ******** serious. I know what you're thinking. How can we sell this? It's such a low price! ...We cant. It's normal price. It's only 10 dollars. 0% of the savings! 100% of the price! They're passing the savings on. Passing them on to you! Call in now. Call in later. Colin Farrell. Colin Mockery.

front row seats coming soon. i promise.


"A few of us might cry."

AND I STILL GAVE YOU SOME GOLD?

YOU ******** b*****d I'LL KILL YOU

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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 1:16 pm


Da Frozen One
ProtoWolf 2.0
AJ, you are bad. I wish you would die. I'd definitely like that. Seeing you face down. Smothered by a pillow. Maybe stabbed in the throat. We'd all be happier. You couldn't change your theme. Or make stupid bets. Or bring down morale. Or type overated promos. The world would be better. Better off without you here. So please go away forever. Thank you for your time.

...Thinking about it some more. On the flip side. You wouldn't be around. No more making fun. No more torture. No more punching bag. A few of us might cry. Who would take your place? Hiro is better now. Angel is too. They're old news. Maybe having you is best. You seem to understand jokes. In fact, please stay. I need you. To make fun of you. For a very long time.

By the way. Have you seen the app? Social guild app for Android? And Apple too, I guess. This thing is sick. Lets you know about posts. New threads and jokes. Upcoming and downfalling guilds. Profiles no one cares about. Matt Stone would be proud. I know I am. Download the app today. I'm dead ******** serious. I know what you're thinking. How can we sell this? It's such a low price! ...We cant. It's normal price. It's only 10 dollars. 0% of the savings! 100% of the price! They're passing the savings on. Passing them on to you! Call in now. Call in later. Colin Farrell. Colin Mockery.

front row seats coming soon. i promise.


"A few of us might cry."

AND I STILL GAVE YOU SOME GOLD?

YOU ******** b*****d I'LL KILL YOU


Its Freak's turn to clean up the blood.
PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 1:22 pm


Dion Necurat
Da Frozen One
ProtoWolf 2.0
AJ, you are bad. I wish you would die. I'd definitely like that. Seeing you face down. Smothered by a pillow. Maybe stabbed in the throat. We'd all be happier. You couldn't change your theme. Or make stupid bets. Or bring down morale. Or type overated promos. The world would be better. Better off without you here. So please go away forever. Thank you for your time.

...Thinking about it some more. On the flip side. You wouldn't be around. No more making fun. No more torture. No more punching bag. A few of us might cry. Who would take your place? Hiro is better now. Angel is too. They're old news. Maybe having you is best. You seem to understand jokes. In fact, please stay. I need you. To make fun of you. For a very long time.

By the way. Have you seen the app? Social guild app for Android? And Apple too, I guess. This thing is sick. Lets you know about posts. New threads and jokes. Upcoming and downfalling guilds. Profiles no one cares about. Matt Stone would be proud. I know I am. Download the app today. I'm dead ******** serious. I know what you're thinking. How can we sell this? It's such a low price! ...We cant. It's normal price. It's only 10 dollars. 0% of the savings! 100% of the price! They're passing the savings on. Passing them on to you! Call in now. Call in later. Colin Farrell. Colin Mockery.

front row seats coming soon. i promise.


"A few of us might cry."

AND I STILL GAVE YOU SOME GOLD?

YOU ******** b*****d I'LL KILL YOU


Its Freak's turn to clean up the blood.
I gave Freak a 10/10. Laughed incredible amounts of laughter. It was awesome. He cut a great vignette. Kayla King is facing possible... uhhh... sodomy?

The Soviet Son

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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 1:27 pm


Da Frozen One
Dion Necurat
Da Frozen One
ProtoWolf 2.0
AJ, you are bad. I wish you would die. I'd definitely like that. Seeing you face down. Smothered by a pillow. Maybe stabbed in the throat. We'd all be happier. You couldn't change your theme. Or make stupid bets. Or bring down morale. Or type overated promos. The world would be better. Better off without you here. So please go away forever. Thank you for your time.

...Thinking about it some more. On the flip side. You wouldn't be around. No more making fun. No more torture. No more punching bag. A few of us might cry. Who would take your place? Hiro is better now. Angel is too. They're old news. Maybe having you is best. You seem to understand jokes. In fact, please stay. I need you. To make fun of you. For a very long time.

By the way. Have you seen the app? Social guild app for Android? And Apple too, I guess. This thing is sick. Lets you know about posts. New threads and jokes. Upcoming and downfalling guilds. Profiles no one cares about. Matt Stone would be proud. I know I am. Download the app today. I'm dead ******** serious. I know what you're thinking. How can we sell this? It's such a low price! ...We cant. It's normal price. It's only 10 dollars. 0% of the savings! 100% of the price! They're passing the savings on. Passing them on to you! Call in now. Call in later. Colin Farrell. Colin Mockery.

front row seats coming soon. i promise.


"A few of us might cry."

AND I STILL GAVE YOU SOME GOLD?

YOU ******** b*****d I'LL KILL YOU


Its Freak's turn to clean up the blood.
I gave Freak a 10/10. Laughed incredible amounts of laughter. It was awesome. He cut a great vignette. Kayla King is facing possible... uhhh... sodomy?
I'd like to clean up her blood.
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