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Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 3:16 pm
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Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 5:09 pm
It used to be that I could fight it when I felt the guilt.... But now can I only hide it from the life I built.... There's not a night that passes by that I don't see your face.... And an eye for an eye seems more like a lie every day..... But I ride head high like a ton of s**t.... Arms reaching out for the gold like I been hunting it.... Or wanting it ignoring my conscience what's been haunting it... I'm constantly waiting around the corner for my common sense... (and you) Our promises of better days and being free.... When I took a high road thought that you would wait for me.... But instead of wait for me you started breeding hate for me.... And then I saw you break good god where you taking me...... The lights flashed my life passed then all black..... If you asked could I let you take it all back.....
Ask... "ANTICHRIST3" by Shining Wizadoo hits the PA as the fans instantly begin booing. Out from the back, within seconds, comes the King of all Villains and Hatred, Hiro Shin-Mozas.  In tow with him is the other King, King Kartwright. The make their way down the ramp, looking intently at the ladders set up around them. King Hiro is wearing a dastardly smile, Kartwright playing up the crowd. Finally, the two men reach the ring, and King Hiro enters it on his own. He looks up at the mask hanging high above the ring, and he knows it deep in his heart...the mask will be his at the end of the night. The music dies out, and King Kartwright enters the ring with King Hiro at this point, a microphone in his hand.
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Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 5:07 am
Kartwright looks up at the mask hanging above them with a confused look on his face. Shaking his head, he raises the microphone to his mouth, ready to reveal all the deep thoughts that are going on inside his mighty brain.
Kartwright: "This match is stupid."
He begins as the crowd rains down the boos on him. The boos make Kartwright smile, because it means that he has this all figured out before the fans have even had chance to think.
Kartwright: "King Hiro and Kelly are going to fight over Kelly's ugly mask? Why not just give it back to Kelly right now and get this over with? She clearly needs it and we all need protecting from it. I told you all how ugly she is the last time I had the misfortune of looking at that Madusa-style face."
Crowd: "WHERE'S YOUR MASK? WHERE'S YOUR MASK? WHERE'S YOUR MASK?"
Kartwright: "I don't need a mask you muppets! I am Gods gift to beauty! You are all just so jealous of me that you all boo me for no other reason at all! You all make me sick! I think you all need to be wearing ugly masks too!"
Crowd: "UUUUUUUUUGLLLLLLLLLLY! UUUUUUUUUGLLLLLLLLLLY! UUUUUUUUUGLLLLLLLLLLY! UUUUUUUUUGLLLLLLLLLLY! "
Kartwright: "Yes you all are! Now, back to this pathetic match. I have been training King Hiro for this Ladder match for nearly a week, so he shall utterly destroy Kelly tonight! I taught him nearly everything I know! Kelly, your face is going to be even uglier after this match because he is going to smash it with ladders....hold on, it won't be worse, it will be an improvement! After you lose tonight, I expect you to THANK King Hiro for making you pretty! You will thank him, shake his hand...and then BOW DOWN TO THE TOTALLY REAL AND LEGIT KING OF WWE:E WHO HAS NEVER WON A ROYAL TOURNAMENT IN HIS LIFE UNLIKE ME! HOW EMBARRASSING FOR YOU!"
Kartwright hands the microphone over to King Hiro. He waves at the fans royally at the fans with a smug look on his face to further build his epic levels of heat that nobody anywhere else could ever replicate.
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Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 1:36 pm
King Hiro took the microphone from King Kart, and he looked as though he was about to address the crowd with some words of wisdom, until suddenly...
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:00 pm
Careful What You Wish... Careful What You Say... Careful What You Wish You May Regret It. Careful What You Wish You Just. Might. Get IT!
Then It All Crashes Down! And You Break Your Crown! And You Point Your Finger But There's No One Around! Just Want One Thing! Just to Be The King! But The Castle's Crumbled And You're Left With Just A Name... Where's Your Crown King Nothing![From Covington, Washington. Weighing in at 223 pounds... Kelly "The One True" King!]
Fire showered down from the rooftops as the golden pyro rain fell on all sides. KTOTK revealed himself behind the blaze, his shadow standing there alone. When he stepped through the pyro, it was revealed that instead of his 2013 black suited attire, he was wearing his familiar 2011 silver and black cloak. Without his mask to protect his face, it was obviously too dangerous to stand under his pyro like he had been choosing to do recently. However, this allowed the camera to get a real shot of King's confident smirk. A ladder match. How appropriate. Everyone and their mother's knew Kelly King 2.0 and Ladder Matches went together like a fat kid and cake. And pizza. And ice cream. And pretty much all foods really. 2.0 threw back his hood and then swept off his cloak on the stage, flexing his arms for all the fans, who cheered him wildly. Tonight was going to be a night for them to remember, when he stuffed Cartwright so far up Hiro's a**, they'd have to cut holes in Hiro's nipples for Cartwright to see.
2.0 walked back and forth on the stage, taunting the fans and asking them to hype the match more and more, before he turned and looked at the ring. He removed his coat and shirt, leaving him in his attire alone, as he clearly meant business. King cracked his neck, stretched his back, and then ran down to the ring faster than he usually would, sliding into the ring while Hiro was still unprepared, as he tried to clothesline BOTH Cartwright and King Hiro in one fell swoop, starting this Ladder Match off with a high-octane BANG!
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:07 pm
King Hiro was none too happy to have 2.0 interrupt him before he could speak. Really, how rude! A woman needs to know her place, to wait for the men to finish first! Kelly was in for a rude awakening, the King thought. Suddenly, however, he found himself thinking back first on the mat! The King of all Villains and Hatred was so deep in his own thoughts that 2.0 was able to connect with the double clothesline to both him and King Kartwright! Kart rolled out of the ring and to the outside, and the ref called for the bell, this match officially underway!
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:09 pm
King stood up quickly from his attack and stood right where belonged; On a higher level than Hiro or Kartwright. He looked around at the fans, none of which were in their seats. Except the short fat guy in the front row. Not much was going to stir him. King ran off the ropes, keeping his momentum up, and jumped into the air for his trademark leaping forearm drop!
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:11 pm
The forearm connected, and the fans got louder than they just were! King Hiro rubbed his nose, the part of his face in which the forearm connected, and he rolled to the ropes, trying to get away from the white-hot Kelly!
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:15 pm
King adjusted his forearm covering, pulling it up to his shoulder, just under his tattoo. He watched Hiro. He wondered if Kart was talking hot air when he said that the guys had been training and studying for this match. Either way, it wouldn't stop King from staying on the attack. As Hiro was getting to the ropes, King would wait and stalk. If Hiro started to stand with the ropes, King would come forward and try to kick the middle rope up into the King of Villains and Hatred's throat!
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:18 pm
King Hiro found the middle ropes thrusting into his throat, and this made him fall right back down to the ground, and start struggling for air. He kicked the mat a couple times, hands wrapped around his throat, as he made the universal sign for choking.
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:20 pm
Kelly King grabbed the top rope and laughed, smiling at the camera and the fans. A vintage King move of his, the throat attack had bought him enough time, he surmised, to slip out of the ring and grab one of the many ladders standing tall around ringside. King shrunk one down to size and started to carry it back to the ring...
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:24 pm
King Hiro rolled to the other side of the ring at this point, still coughing and trying to suck in air. He started to use the ropes to pull himself up again, being wary of Kelly's presence as he began heading back towards the ring. Should 2.0 do things the traditional way...slide the ladder in under the bottom rope, and follow after it, King Hiro would run at it and look to attempt a baseball slide to send the ladder into 2.0's ugly mug!
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:27 pm
King turned around, walking towards the ring as he set the ladder on the apron. However, even a Ladder Match expert has his weak moments, and just as he set that ladder down, it was kicked into his chest, flinging him back onto the floor, and the ladder down onto his legs with a metal clatter. King hissed in pain. The Ladder Match Curse of WWE:E reared its ugly head again.
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 1:29 pm
The King brought himself back to his feet, feeding off of the large momentum swing that came with his successful move. He got up, and ripped off his cape. His crown had came off earlier, and he had dropped his scepter....but it was still in the corner of the ring. He walked over to it, and picked it up, surveying it before allowing a devilish grin to fill his face. King Hiro made his way towards the ropes, and exited the ring. He than began measuring Kelly, waiting for him to get up, and once he did, the King would look to deliver a shot with the scepter to the gut of the "King Nothing"!
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 1:31 pm
2.0 shuffled out from under the ladder, walking over to the barricade. He used it to stand up, a few fans patting him on the back. They weren't paying attention to Hiro, the fans nor Kelly. As 2.0 backed away from the barricade, he turned around and was smacked in the stomach by the scepter that Hiro had taken to carrying around, doubling over in pain.
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