Gasp, what's this? Someone brought you a present! What? Snakes are totally harmless gifts! True facts. BD
"Can't hug every human. I love to run. I'm sorry, I'm thinking about humans again. And again, and again and again and again I think about how many humans don't have a snake. And how they should have us. I think about how cute they are. And how they are warm-blooded and warm. And warm. I want to be on a rainbow. And in their bed. And I just want us to roll around. But I can't hug every human! Sorry I'm getting emotional. I want to hug all of them." -Black Mamba