Alucio
badbomb
Pavilo
The emperor just happens to be my d**k.
Except for the fact that you're a Zurg.
Oh right Zurg's might now have penises.
We do, most Zurg just have small genitals. Anything larger than the average zurg dong is seen as unattractive and gross.
There's a reason I get with human women, no Zurg woman wants my freaky shlong.