The Poop Deck

[Pandaphilic]

The Poop Deck

Step Rules

You have unlimited visits/tries, unless you land on the option where it makes you leave. Feel free to find your way back to try again!

The ship contains a Poop Deck, which is most accurately named because Wingulls keep landing here and leaving droppings! No matter how often the crew tries to shoo them away, they just keep coming back. So, they gave the okay for cruise patrons to help keep the Wingulls off the Poop Deck.



Will you help?

[A: Yes! My Pokemon could use some training!] I chose you...
Bring out your Pokemon and target one of the Wingulls! Each of them has 50 HP. Roll 1 100-sided die.
If your total was 50, or above, you knocked it unconscious! Oh gawd, you weren't supposed to do that! Now where to hide the body...
If your total was 1-15, the Wingull laughs at your weak attack and attacks you... with what this deck is named for. Time to head to the Shower Quarters.
If your total was 16-30, the Wingull is barely hurt, and flies back for revenge and chases you away.
If your total was 31-40, the Wingull is slightly hurt, and drops this on your head to get back at you.
If your total was 41-49, the Wingull is fairly dizzy and incoherent! It leaves behind its treasure,

[B: Yes, but I don't have a Pokemon...] Grab the nearest weapon from the ship! You can grab any solid, loose item to use as a weapon, but remember, you are on a ship! There are no actual sharp swords, or medieval weaponry! You will have to be creative! Examples would be fork, pillow, etc. After you are done, this item goes into your room with the rest of your stuff.

[b][CHARACTER NAME] grabs a(n) [OBJECT] and prepares to beat down some Wingulls![/b]

Each of them has 50 HP. Roll 1 100-sided die.
If your total was 50, or above, you knocked it unconscious! Oh gawd, you weren't supposed to do that! Now where to hide the body...
If your total was 1-15, the Wingull laughs at your weak attack and attacks you... with what this deck is named for. Time to head to the Shower Quarters.
If your total was 16-30, the Wingull is barely hurt, and flies back for revenge and chases you away.
If your total was 31-40, the Wingull is slightly hurt, and drops this on your head to get back at you.
If your total was 41-49, the Wingull is fairly dizzy and incoherent! It leaves behind its treasure,

[C: Nah, I think I'll pass.] Too much poop for you to handle, go on elsewhere, then.

Exits

Shower Quarters
Medical Bay
Deck Shuffleboard

 

[Qixel]

Choice A

Lenore walked over to the poop deck, which was rather aptly named, considering how she had to dance around the droppings. A nearby swabby took note of her, and asked if she had some pokemon to help get the wingulls away - his job was annoying enough without the wingulls making endless.

"Yeah, I'd imagine your job is pretty crappy. I'll help you out. Mephistopheles, go for the one right there."

The duskull launched a small shadow ball at the wingull Lenore had targeted, feeling as if it were an actual pokemon battle that the other pokemon got to take part in, where the trainers gave commands.  

[Qixel]

Choice A

A wingull dropped like a rock upon being struck by the attack. Lenore pointed out another, and Mephistopheles dutifully attacked it as well. He was so distracted by the feeling of being in what could only be described as an actual battle that he was hit in the head with poop from the wingull he had just attacked and missed. Lenore took him over to the showers.  

[Tigeria]

Armi walked down to the poop deck seeing the sight of Wingulls everywhere. She talked to the crew and they told her that the wingulls were a pest so she quickly decided to help the poor crew be rid of them at least for a little bit.
"Pi I need you to shoo the wingullls for the crew, can you do it?" He chirped at her and jumped to the air heading straight for the flock of wingulls. As he locks on to one he dives in to use air slash.  

[Fea Line]

Choosing option A.

Having stepped onto the 'Poop Deck', Fay was no longer curious as to why it was called such. With much disgust, she took a step back, careful not to get any of the foul stuff on her. Instead, she made Rumble go out to scare away some of these pesky Wingulls.

Just as Rumble was about to make his attack, a Wingull cawed over head and something foul dropped from the sky. With a loud splat, Rumble's head was now covered in poop. Grunting, he waddled back over to Fay as she groaned and the two headed back towards the showers.  

[Tigeria]

Option A

The wingull did not look happy, and dropped thankfully a revive. Armi picks up the item and stows it away for later. "Alright Pi. Try for another one!"

Pi'oto climbs higher in the air dive bombing another Wingull with air slash.  

[Tigeria]

Option A

Armi watched as the wingull dive bombed the deck......Whoops that wasn't supposed to happen. She looked around quickly to see if anyone saw that it was her pidgey. Seeing no-one looking she quickly goes to the poor things side. Where it automatically wakes and flees.... Well its not hurt too badly.

Pi'oto spotting another Wingull while his trainer wasn't looking gives it an air slash.  

[Bluedemonwolf]

Doyle walked out to the poop deck and nearly slipped on all of the well poop. He managed to catch himself on a clean piece of railing. A wingull cawed/laughed at him and he frowned. It was then he noticed a small sign saying that they were allowed to attack the annoying birds. He quickly let Ark out and ordered her to attack with a Dark Pulse. The zorua quickly complied letting out a Dark Pulse attack at one of the nearby birds.

The attack didn't do much damage and only seemed to enrage the wingull. It chased after Doyle and Ark until they made it safely back inside the ship. From there they decided to head to the shower quarters so Doyle could change real quick.

Option A  

[Tigeria]

Option A

Again a wingull drops to the deck thanks to the pidgey's attack.. Armi goes to check on it, as the one before it wakes up and flees. "Pi try to tone it down a little, Ok bud?"

Pi'oto uses air slash yet again on another wingull.

Unfortunately he toned it way down and the wingull seeking revenge chased both Armi and Pi'oto on to the shuffle board deck.  

[Qixel]

Choice A

At Lenore's behest, Mephistopheles launched another shadow ball at a wingull. He hoped he wouldn't be pooped on this time. Murphy had other plans, and off to the showers they went.  

[Tigeria]

Option A

Armi stepped back on to the poop deck after getting a high score at shuffle board. She felt as if she and Pi'oto could take on the whole flock of wingulls, but she decided that would not be smart. So she ordered Pi'oto to attack the nearest wingull.
"Come on, Pi! Lets show these pests what we are made of!"

Pi'oto unleashed a battle cry and sprang in to action using air slash on the nearest target.

Pi'oto's attack did little damage to the wingull and again they were chased off toward the Medical Bay.  

[Qixel]

Choice B

Lenore sought revenge on the wingull that continuously crapped on Mephistopheles. He was her friend, and that crap would not be ignored.

Lenore grabs an oar and prepares to beat down some Wingulls!

Lenore beat the crap out of a wingull. Literally. Off to the showers...  

[Qixel]

Choice B

Lenore retrieved the oar, and went to work. She slapped the nearest wingull she could find with the oar.  

[Qixel]

Choice B

Lenore felt as if there was a little less bad in the world when the wingull went down. Turning to another, she swung down upon it. She managed a glancing blow, and the wingull flew off after throwing a rock at her head. She picked it up and put it in her pocket.  

[Qixel]

Choice B

Lenore noticed another wingull. She lurched towards it with the oar.