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 Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:16 pm
Hey, 'um Rocko 'und I need you... YOU to help me become biggest, evilest rock n' roll star en En'land.
How Rocko need help:
Es very good at gutar, but nut so good at words.
Rocko needs original, int'restin' mouth words to make big hit single.
That's right, he needs your help to write his new song. He already has a title, but no pencils or paper, or brain cells to write down some lyrics. And that's where you come in! Write anything you want, long or short, it can even be just a really awesome sounding sentance for Rocko's new song, and the best few will win a pet prize or a small breeding ticket. They will also win five points for themselves and their team. Everyone have fun with it ~ Rocko's song title: I once ate my shoe. It tasted of melk. Enter as many times as you like, as long as they're in different posts!
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:31 pm
Melk tastes best with ooki's. Melk has my hart. Melk maks me wanna dunce but I dun't kow how. My shoe tastes lyke melk. My shoe gives me muuse melk. I thunk I ned halp.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:56 pm
It was a Saturday night, and things was getting crazy. The party was wild and there had to been something in the juice, when I woke up in the morning. My head was pounding and I couldn't find my shoe, it was cause I ate them. Yeah I ate them, and the after taste of melk linger in my mouth, as I tried to sort things out. I ate my shoes and tastes like melk.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:23 pm
I made that bet but I lost it.
It wasn't my hat that I had to eat.
Twas my shoe
It smelled bad so I cooked it first,
but now it just tastes like melk.
I ate my shoe and it tasted like melk.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:26 pm
Zeh Song I once ate my shoe
It tasted of melk
But whut do yu do?
It's just whut I liek
Teh wurlds is tuu bad
But dat's kite arright
Teh shoe that I had
Eez now utta sight
Yu just muve it on
Yu just muve it on
Teh wurlds nut liek meh
But who gaves a shet?
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Yu just muve it on
Yu just move it on
Na Na Na T'is punk, eez short shet, no? >8T
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 1:32 am
Twenkel, denkel, liddle shooz
How i wondeh how yer pooz
Down uh-pon dem walken feets
Sumtimes farten lyk song beets
Twenkel, denkel, I ferget da rest
But you taested lyk melk so have a vest
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:41 am
I was jammin'
And spammin'
And blammin'
And wouldn't ya know~
I jammed my toe~
I was cyrin'
And dyin'
and not flyin'
And wouldn't ya know~
I fell on the floo~
I was lyin'
And spyin'
And tryin'
And wouldn't ya know~
I felt a rumble below~
I was thinkin'
And thinkin'
And thinkin' some more~
And wouldn't ya know~
I had missed breakfast befo~
So as~
So as~~~
So as~~~~~~
I was lyin' on the floo'
I was spyin'
And tryin'
And lookin' fo~
Something to ea~~t.
And there it was~
And there it was~
And there~~ it
Wa~~~~s.
I was lyin'
And tryin'
And chewin'
And wouldn't ya know~~~
Like melk~
My shoe, it tasted like me~~~lk.
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:33 am
I'm the bum squatting
Under your desk, sir,
I gots one question
I can haz cheeseburger?
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:36 am
Kia made me cookies,
Dova got me drunk,
I ate my shoe,
It tasted of melk.
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:42 am
His name is Bambi,
He's the sidekick of the Caped Elk.
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:57 am
I don't know what melk is
I don't know what it is
but I think I had it
the other day
I know what melk is
I don't know what it is
but I'm pretty sure my shoe
taste like it, hey
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:07 am
goin' surfin' surfin' surfin'
fo~ a lil' foo~
find a lil' foo~
and it's lookin' like mah shoo~
goin' surfin' surfin' surfin'
fo~ a lil' foo~
what do I care
if it taste like poo~
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:50 am
my chicken nuggets look like dinosaurs
my cupcakes look like pirates
that bloody glass is my lemonade
why should it be strange to me
it's strange to me
that my shoe~
that my shoes~~
my shoe taste like melk
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:04 pm
I once ate my shoe. It tasted of melk.
I met Elvis in a car, and he leaned down to say
Listen to the breeze and there you’ll find your rock,
In skinney jean and don’t forget a top hat,
I ain’t gone to heaven, I ain’t gone to hell,
I’m a rolling in the breeze
So I tried everything, tried everything,
From scooter boards to bass guitar
And every day I’d hear his voice on the breeze,
And Listen to the good old days
Once I was walking down the road in the great down under,
And came along, a kangaroo.
He wore box gloves and a top hat and I remembered his words
So I gave him my scarf and tied it on his neck
Walked away with a black eye, but I think he appreciated it.
I ain’t gone to heaven, I ain’t gone to hell,
I’m a rolling on the breeze.
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:21 pm
Oh you leetle tease,
Your smooth, curvy figure beckons me,
But you are so far away,
On the ground while I am way up here
But OH!
How I need you here,
Your soul is clean and white,
Your tongue it looks just right
But oh-ohhhhh bring yourself near.
And finally, after so, so long
You've fixed your wrong
Now you're here by me
My leathery baby.
I bring your tongue to mine
And bite to feel just fine
But ohhhhh, ohhh
Something is not right
You taste clean and white
Instead of earthy and smooth
You've got a milky groove
And you I swore to never lose,
My perfect shoe, you taste like moo moo juice.
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